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Major Lazer Thinks We Should Teach Kids How to Do Drugs Safely

In let’s not be idealistic, but realistic news, members of Major Lazer have suggested another way of combating the recent drug-related deaths at various music festivals held this year: teach kids how to do drugs.

The crew made the somewhat controversial comments in an interview with Rolling Stone.

Even though I wrote a speech in for D.A.R.E. about the perils of drug abuse back in fourth grade, I can’t completely suggest it’s a stupid idea. You know, besides it giving me the creeps all the same.

Via Rolling Stone:

According to Jillionaire, the problem could stem simply from drug inexperience. “It’s going to sound weird, but we need to teach kids how to do drugs, the same way we teach them about drinking responsibly and having safe sex,” he said.

“If you’re going to go to a festival, drink water for six days before you get there; don’t drink no alcohol. If you’re going to do a pill and a half, don’t do four more and then pass out, overheat, and die of cardiac arrest. Instead of acting like drugs don’t exist, acknowledge that drugs will be at a festival and address them.

“We’re such a conservative culture that we’d rather not talk about the things kids want to do, even though they’re going to do them anyway,” Diplo said. “We’d rather ignore it to solve the problem. In Florida, where I’m from, drugs have been a part of club culture since day one.

“Kids have always been going to raves in the woods. 20 years ago, Orlando was one of the first places to have rave culture, and we learned how to do drugs. It’s going to happen; you can’t control it.

“Persecuting a festival is not going to help it because kids are going to do them regardless. Hell, they’ll do them in their houses. That’s why crystal meth is a problem in America

“Drugs are a big problem in America, because we have money to spend and a culture that wants to be turnt up all the time.”

Again, I hate the pro-Molly culture a lot of that dance and club culture perpetuates, but they make a good point about people doing whatever they want to do anyway.

What do you think?

Someone Leaked Drake’s “Nothing Was The Same” Album

Drake‘s next album ‘Nothing Was The Same’ doesn’t drop until next Tuesday (Sep 24), but if you’re one of those savvy Internet users you can get yourself an early listen, because someone has leaked it!

The album features appearances from Jay Z, Detail and Jhené Aiko, but most notably it will not have a guest appearance from Drizzy’s rap mentor Lil Wayne.

Drake also premiered a new track from the album called “Too Much” (featuring Sampha) live on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon the other night. Check that out below, as well as this morning’s Hip Hop links!

Ohio Police Pepper Spray Crowd Honoring Deceased Rapper [AHH]

Pusha T’s tracklisting for his new album ‘My Name Is My Name’ has been released and it’s about 85% features [TSS]

An Open Letter to Mister Cee [TSS]

Rick Ross won $1 million from Diddy in a game of dice [XXL]

Here’s a new song from Nelly featuring T.I. called “Rick James” [HHDX]

Waka Flocka Flame dropped by “The Breakfast Club” and talked about Gucci Mane, of course [RTNY]

Nas turned 40 years old on Saturday (can you believe it? he doesn’t look a day over 30!) and had a birthday party sponsored by Hennessy [RTNY]

Pharrell says “Blurred Lines” and Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give it Up” are “completely different” [RR]

A Hip Hop fan proposed to his girlfriend during a radio station’s Q&A session with Wale and J. Cole [HHW]

Excited Rick Ross Fan Passes Out at Sight of the Bawse [GOT]

Kanye West Charged with Criminal Battery & Attempted Grand Theft for Paparazzo Attack [GOT]

Gucci Mane Arrested in Atlanta After Threatening Cops While Carrying Gun, Weed [GOT]

John Legend & Chrissy Teigen Got Married in Italy

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen have finally made their romance official by getting married!

The R&B singer and the Victoria’s Secret model exchanged vows in an intimate wedding front of friends and family in Lake Como, Italy, according to People.com.

Joining the couple to help them celebrate on their special day were some of their celebrity friends, including Kanye West and Stevie Wonder, along with Brooklyn Decker, who was a bridesmaid, US Weekly said.

Teigen reportedly wore not just one or two, but THREE Vera Wang dresses for her wedding: a strapless ivory gown with an open back for the ceremony, another strapless dress for the reception, and then for the after-party she wore what People described as a “crimson strapless mermaid gown.”

Topping her special night off, the bride got serenaded by her new husband, who sang a song from his new album he wrote especially for her called “All Of Me.”

John and Chrissy have been dating for nearly seven years and became engaged in December 2011 when Legend popped the question while the couple were on vacation in the Maldives.

Jaden Smith Thinks the World Would Be a Better Place If Everyone Dropped Out of School

Kids say the darnedest things. And when celebrity kids say dumb stuff that they think sounds profound and revealing, they sometimes end up exposing how shallow and uninformed their upbringing really has been.

I’d like to think that Will and Jada raised their song Jade Smith right. Between he and his sister, Willow, Jaden seems more down to earth and in touch with reality.

But then Jaden had to go and get all anti-education on Twitter and encourage his fans and followers to ditch school. Cause, you know. It’s brainwashing us all.


Oh, really? Brainwash the youth into doing what exactly? Memorizing their times tables? Understanding the subtext of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet? Jaden never specifies in his tweets, but he does ramp up the intensity with this doozy, suggesting that we’d all be better off if we’d just dropped out of school.


If you’d stayed your butt in school, maybe you wouldn’t unnecessarily capitalize every damn word in your tweets. English 101, get into it.

Furthermore, Jaden’s idea that high school dropouts are somehow more enlightened than us all is not something that jibes with reality.

Fantasia Barrino is a high school dropout who struggles to read, has two baby daddies and is prone to emotional public meltdowns. That’s not the role model our children need for the future.

Stay in school, kids.

Crazed Fan Yanks Beyonce Offstage in Brazil

It’s one thing to want to touch greatness, it’s quite another to yank one of the world’s most beloved stars offstage like the Hamburglar snatching a bag of Big Macs.

Beyonce probably saw her life flashing before her eyes when she was aggressively man-handled by a Brazilian fan while performing in São Paulo.

Most people know how generous and kind Beyonce is with her fans and she often reaches out to touch their hands while performing. Especially during the sing-songy, “your man ain’t no good” anthem “Irreplaceable.”

Normal fans touch Beyonce’s hand and keep it moving. But one nutjob didn’t think touching palms with Bey wasn’t enough, he needed to take her home. So when Beyonce extended her arm, this nutjob seized the opportunity and yanked Beyonce right off the stage.

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In the words of Jay Z: “Look but don’t touch, mothaf**ka think twice/ Cause the gat that I clutch got a little red light.”

Seriously, I wish Julius, Beyonce’s bodyguard, would’ve snapped that idiot’s neck and banned him from attending any future Beyonce shows until Blue Ivy graduates from college. You don’t endanger the queen’s life and get away with it.

But Beyonce was feeling generous and kind so she let him off the hook, telling her security, “It’s alright.”

WATCH BEYONCE’S SCARY FAN ENCOUNTER ABOVE

Excited Rick Ross Fan Passes Out at Sight of the Bawse

Meeting your idol can be an adrenaline rush like no other. But is B-cup Rick Ross really worth screaming and passing out over?

For one woman at a Maybach Music autograph signing: Hell to the yeah.

Wearing foundation that was about 3 shades lighter than her skin color and rocking a New York Yankees hat, cowboy boots, sunglasses and fishnet stockings, Rick Ross’ #1 fan looked like she got her makeup done by Lil’ Kim and her wardrobe assembled by Foxy Brown.

As she walked up to meet Rick, she immediately began squealing and before you know it, the oxygen to her brain cut off and ol’ girl dropped to the floor like her wig was on fire.

Everyone stood around filmed the passed out Rick Ross groupie with their iPhones and just waited to see if she would wake up. Nobody called an ambulance or a nurse. Nothing. Don’t you love people?

Thankfully, homegirl did get up and she went right back to stanning for Rick Ross and his jiggly man boobs.

You can kinda see it for Justin Bieber and his obsessed fans. After all, he’s young, handsome and he’s got ripped abs that he’s not afraid to flash for squeals of delight.

But wildin’ out for Rick Ross don’t make a lick of sense. Though to be fair, Rick Ross is fond of flashing his Buddha belly too, but those draw screams of terror rather than admiration.

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Floyd Mayweather Makes His Way to the Ring Flanked by Lil Wayne & Justin Bieber

Before Floyd Mayweather Jr. defeated Saul “Canelo” Alvarez in a majority decision vote Saturday night (Sep 14), the undefeated boxing legend was escorted to the ring by none other than Pop superstar Justin Bieber and rap phenom Lil Wayne.

Flanked by Weezy and the Biebs, “Money” Mayweather entered the ring to face Canelo Alvarez in a way that only he can, as Wayne rapped a live, off-beat version of his hit song “A Milli” while Justin Bieber just played along, walking beside Floyd and Wayne trying to look cool.

If this combination of celebs looks weird to you it shouldn’t, because Justin Bieber, Floyd Mayweather and Lil Wayne all go way back.

When Floyd fought Miguel Cotto in May 2012, the JB walked Mayweather to the ring, and even got to hold his championship belt after his victory via unanimous decision. And in May 2013, Tunechie walked Mayweather to the ring before his fight with Robert Guerrero.

Here’s a photo of Bieber hanging out with Floyd before the fight:

And here’s Lil Wayne watching the fight from his ringside seat with no shirt on:

WATCH THE VIDEO OF FLOYD MAYWEATHER MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING AHEAD OF THE CANELO ALVAREZ FIGHT ALONGSIDE LIL WAYNE & JUSTIN BIEBER UP TOP AND CHECK OUT THE POST-FIGHT INTERVIEW BELOW:

[H/T: FTW, Bleacher Report]

Kanye West Charged with Criminal Battery & Attempted Grand Theft for Paparazzo Attack

Kanye West now has another reason to hate the paparazzi, as the rapper could face up to a year in jail after being charged with misdemeanor criminal battery and attempted grand theft following his attack on a photographer at LAX airport in Los Angeles nearly two months ago.

According to TMZ, the paparazzo, Daniel Ramos, has filed a lawsuit and hired high-profile attorney Gloria Allred as his representative, claiming that the unprovoked attack from the rapper left him injured after he was punched and “knocked to the ground.”

On July 19th, as Kanye was on his way out of LAX airport, Ramos made the mistake of asking the rapper questions (after he had told all of the photogs “don’t talk to me”), and that’s when Kim Kardashian’s baby daddy went all of the way off on the pap, prompting the paramedics to be called to the scene.

Video footage obtained by TMZ shows West attempting to grab Ramos’ camera equipment before he dramatically falls to the ground.

West — who has had several run-ins with the paparazzi over the years — is scheduled to be arraigned in Los Angeles on October 10th.

Khloe Kardashian is “Severely Disappointed” in Lamar Odom for Throwing His Life & Career Away

Though Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s marriage is in serious jeopardy, it isn’t the allegations of drug abuse or rumored affairs with multiple women that have been the most devastating aspect for Khloe. It’s the fact that Lamar seems to be throwing his career away and risking his own life.

Amid rumors of an impending divorce, Khloe & Lamar will officially enter their fourth year of marriage on September 27th, and it doesn’t look like the couple will be able to celebrate the occasion, though Khloe is said to be doing all she can to help her troubled husband recover.

“If Khloe could have anything for her anniversary, it would be for Lamar to once and for all go to rehab,” a source close to the reality star told HollywoodLife.com. “Initially Khloe had mentioned taking a romantic vacation in the tropics to celebrate their anniversary.

Added the source, “She thinks Lamar will eventually come to his senses and realize what he’s been missing. I don’t think she fully realizes that his addiction has nothing to do with her — it’s a disease of the mind, body and spirit. And it’s genetic. I think Lamar is still in denial about the severity of his addiction.”

But apart from the denial, the lies and the emotional distance Lamar has created between himself and his wife, what bothers Khloe the most is the fact that Lamar doesn’t seem to care that he’s throwing his career away and putting his own health at risk in the process.

“She’s severely disappointed in him for not taking his life seriously,” said another source. “He’s been fortunate to play in the NBA. Do you know how many guys dream of that? It’s a gift, Khloe told him, and it’s like he’s blowing it off and she’s pissed.”

The source added, “[Khloe] doesn’t want her man to die and she’s fighting to save their marriage … She’s a strong woman though, out there putting up a brave face for the world when her husband is spiraling out of control, and in a very bad way.”

Do you think Lamar can “come to his senses” in enough time for he and Khloe’s four-year wedding anniversary later this month?

Lindsay Lohan “Wasn’t Surprised” by Her Mom Dina’s DUI Arrest

Following her latest rehab stint, Lindsay Lohan has been pretty good lately, but too bad the same can’t be said about her mother Dina.

According to TMZ, the 50-year-old matriarch of the infamous Lohan family was pulled over in Long Island by New York State Police Thursday night (Sep 12) after she was allegedly driving 77 mph in a 55 mph zone in her white BMW.

WATCH: LINDSAY LOHAN’S PARENT’S CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP EMBARRASSING HER

Dina was subsequently arrested Thursday night (Sep 12) and charged with a DUI after cops say she blew a .20 in a breathalyzer test, which is more than twice the legal limit of .08.

According to officials, “Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest” … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina “recanted her claim.” Lohan was hauled to a nearby station where she was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding.

After posing for what TMZ described as a “squinty-eyed” mug shot, Dina was reportedly released to a “sober 3rd party,” who was NOT Lindsay, by the way, sources said, because she didn’t even find out about her mom’s arrest until the story broke in the media.

“Lindsay wasn’t surprised that her mom got popped for a DUI,” a source close to the 27-year-old actress said, according to Radar Online. “It was only a matter of time, according to Lindsay.”

The insider added, “Since being released from rehab, Lindsay has had limited contact with her mother because Dina can be a bad influence on her daughter’s sobriety … Dina will say she is the last person that has a problem with booze, but she does. Lindsay loves her mom, but she is putting herself first, and her recovery, which is a very good thing.”

WOW! You know it’s a sad day when Lindsay becomes the most responsible Lohan in the family.

FCC Complaints About Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Are Hilariously Ridiculous

Miley Cyrus‘ performance last month at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards was a “vulgar,” “distasteful” “disgrace” and not only should Cyrus be fined for her “lewd and lascivious shenanigans,” but she should also be “detoxed form her behavior, her clothing, her dance moves and taught how to keep her tongue in her mouth.”

Or at least that’s how the 161 people who inundated the FCC with a flurry of complaints felt. And thanks to the FCC’s policy of making complaints available to the public (and a request from The Smoking Gun) we can all point and laugh at pearl-clutching prudes who have way too much time on their hands.

One shocked viewer from Maryland from wrote: “She backed up against her male co-singer’s genitals in a doggy-style position and humped him like a bitch in heat … Had I wanted my family to see a hooker perform a live sex show, I would have taken [them] to Tijuana.”

Another outraged viewer, this one from a small town in Pennsylvania said that she was watching the VMAs with her granddaughter and became “very embarrassed” when Miley performed. “I think this was much, much worse than that disaster at the Super Bowl with one of the Jackson girls,” the clearly out-of-touch woman wrote.

Another offended viewer — from Indiana — pointed out that “Miley Cyrus’ performance may have been okay in a strip club where people put currency in her clothing, but NOT on TV.”

What makes these ridiculous complaints even more hilarious is the fact that while the FCC has the authority to penalize broadcast television outlets like CBS or NBC for airing things that are considered to be “indecent,” TSG points out that they have no authority what-so-ever over cable networks, like MTV, for instance.

So in other words, these people are doing all of this hoopin and hollerin’ for nothing.

The general consensus among most of the complaints was that Miley should be fined heavily — “A fine needs to be laid down, a HEAVY fine, and stricter guidelines so we can get back to decent television and entertainment,” one viewer from Tennessee wrote — but one complainer said that in addition to the fine, Miley should be “spanked” for her “awful behavior.”

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Deadspin has EVERY SINGLE COMPLAINT HERE, and their sister site Jezebel helped round out some of the best, which you can read below:

You should have taken it off as soon as she starting promoting her filthy actions. She has shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do. Being a Christian Im taking a stand as these people push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that.

-Lancaster, KY

I watched the VMA with my family and was surprised and disgusted to see Lady Gaga’s outfits and how Miley Cyrus was dressed yet alone her performance gyrating and sexual gestures with that stupid foam finger with Robin Thicke who is old enough to be her father. I thought I was watching child porn!

My daughter was even surprised of Slutty Cyrus, Shame on MTV for allowing that kind of TRASH to be aired along with that tasteless condom commercial after every break.

– Albany, NY

Miley Cyrus (an actress/recording artist) twerked (danced a provocative booty dance) up against Robin Thicke’s (a recording artist/actor) genitalia. Also, she groped a woman’s posterior-without hesitation. In addition, she made very sexually suggestive gestures, using a giant foam-like “fanatic’s finger” as if it was a phallus.

– Houston

the show that miley cyrus put on was a disgrace! i was watching this show with my granddaughter and was very embarrassed. i think this was much, much worse than that disaster at the super bowl with one of the jackson girls.

– dresher (?)

The Miley Cyrus performance on the MTV 2013 Video Music Awards rubbing her genital area with a “foam” finger like those used at stadiums along with her grinding dance performance with singer Robin Thicke was vulgar and distasteful. Dressed in a “skimpy” latex bikini, she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke’s groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

-Naugatuk, CT

The Miley Cyrus performance was very pornographic and should not have been on TV. She made multiple very indecent sexual poses and gestures, from grabbing her crotch, using a foam finger like a dildo, and licking the butt of a stuff bear in a sexual manner. Plus the fact that she barely had any clothes on.

– West St. Paul, MN

Miley Cyrus touched her genitals and touched the genitals of an older man while performing music. She exposed her tongue numerous times while grinding her exposed buttocks on the front of the pants of the male performer in a simulated sex scene while performing. She also simulated oral sex with a foam finger. The performance crossed the lines of common decency and penalties should be enforced.

-Reseda, CA

Miley Cyrus needs to be detoxed from her behavior, her clothing, her dance moves, and taught how to keep her tongue in her mouth. I suggest 12 months in a convent! However, it’s time the FCC stepped in and put this program on notice that they’ve gone waaaay too far, and to shut them down, and fine Ms Miley Cyrus for her lewd and lascivious shenanigans!

– Tuscon, AZ

VMA Awards and Milye Cyrus: Need I say more? She was crude, pornographic, and absolutely shameful. Had I wanted my family to see a hooker perform a live sex show, I would have taken her to Tijuana. It was, at best, a third rate exhibition of what a pedophile would like to see during a child pornography live show. When she started throwing her hand and arm in a manner to simulate a male jacking off, that was bad enough. Then she continued to fondle herself with a foam finger, and then she backed up against her male co-singer?s genitals in a doggy-style position and humped him like a bitch in heat. This went on for several minutes. […]

If the FCC doesn?t fine the network, then the FCC doesn?t have any business using my tax money for anything at all. Trust me when I say, I will moniter what the FCC does about this, and then call my Senator and Congressman about this new ?hands-off? attitude the new FCC has. Do your fucking job (I would normally not use the word ?fucking?, but you don?t really seem to care about such things anymore.

[…] I sat down to watch some PG rated TV with my family and we got a crude, pornography, sex show shoved in our face. Sure I could turn it off ? I DID! But I would have like to have known BEFORE I sat down with the family to watch this vulgar and offensive show. Once my family saw this disgusting behavior, it was too late. I thought the FCC was there to protect us against such atrocities. Guess not. I?m more ashamed of the FCC than anything else. Shame on you! Do something!! Fine the network. Fine Milye Cyrus. Make a damn speech or something. Just do SOMETHING.

– Lexington Park, MD

Miley Syres did a performance with teddy bears, sticking he butt in a man face, making obscene, suggestive movements, resembling a porn show. It was very offensive, and upsetting at a time when children would be watching the show. MTV was also airing condum commercials. This was rated X, this was prime time, and suppose to be safe for children 14, and up. It was disgraceful and upsetting. It had children running to their parents, and parents jaws dropping. The want to see the FCC take action against them.

-Goffstown, NH

MTV should be severely fined for allowing profanity on the network. The VMA Awards promoters should be fined at an even greater rate than MTV for allowing such programming on the air, and Miss Milly Cyrus should be fined and jailed for performing such sexually provocative material on TV and being a family show being aired during the early evening hours. Of course I’m looking for an answer. I already know nothing will happen to any of these people, especially since our nation has become a truly Liberal Socialist nation now. But thanks anyway.

-Fort Moghave, AZ

Gucci Mane Arrested in Atlanta After Threatening Cops While Carrying Gun, Weed

Gucci Mane‘s “worst week ever” has ended on a low note, as TMZ is reporting that the troubled rapper has gotten himself arrested in Atlanta after an altercation with police.

Apparently, Gucci was hanging out with a friend late last night when all of a sudden he started behaving erratically. Gucci’s friend then noticed some cops nearby and waved them down, but when they approached him, Gucci began “cursing” them out and “threatening them,” according to TMZ.

Guwop was immediately arrested and as he was being taken into custody, police found a small amount of marijuana and a handgun on him.

He was booked on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, marijuana possession and disorderly conduct before he was taken to a nearby hospital (just to be on the safe side) where he currently remains.

Gucci’s arrest caps off one helluva week for the Atlanta rapper, who went on a Twitter tirade for several days, calling out members of his Brick Squad label (including his former BFF Waka Flocka Flame) and many other notable figures in the music industry, including Drake, Eminem, Nicki Minaj, and even R&B singers like Fantasia and Kelly Rowland.

Following his bizarre Twitter outburst, Gucci announced that he was releasing a new project ‘Diary of a Trap God’ for sale on iTunes, but he eventually decided to just give it away for free and was subsequently dropped by his record label Atlantic Records.

Gucci later deleted his Twitter, and on Thursday, he was captured on video squaring up with some random guy at the Lenox Square mall in Atlanta.

This morning’s incident marks the third time Gucci Mane (real name: Radric Davis) has been arrested this year alone.

Back in March, the “Spring Breakers” star turned himself in to police custody after a warrant for his arrest was issued after he was accused of hitting a picture-seeking war veteran over the head with a bottle at a nightclub in Atlanta. He had also been accused of punching another man in the face who tried to shake his hand after a performance in Philadelphia.

Several weeks later, after he had just been released from jail on bail, Gucci was arrested again for a parole violation, and was released just a few weeks later on May 2nd 2013.

Kelly Rowland Shows Off Her Sexy Bikini Body on Shape Magazine Cover

When you get to the check-out line at the grocery store this week, try to keep your composure if you happen to notice Kelly Rowland showing off that sexy bikini body of hers on the cover of the October 2013 issue of Shape Magazine!

Inside, the 32-year-old R&B singer talks about her favorite part of her body, what she likes to do when she’s in relaxation mode and how staying in shape makes her feel “sexy” because “Isn’t that everyone’s goal when they work out, to look good naked?”

Yes, but not everyone can (or will) look good as you do, Kelly!

Read more quotes from the issue below.

On how she relaxes:

“When I want to relax, I usually cook or watch an episode of Game of Thrones. But if I’m really worried about something, nothing is better than a walk on the beach, which is where I meditate. It’s so peaceful. And by meditate, I mean talk to God. Prayer is my best de-stresser.”

On finding something she loves about her body:

“My trainer always tells me to find something I love about my body. For me, it’s my arms, which I got from my grandmother. I remember she always wore tank tops and cute little shirts that showed off her upper body, and I thought it was so cool! So I’m proud to say, I love my toned arms.”

On the part of her body she works out the most:

“What I’ve learned is, I use my core for everything. Absolutely everything. When I’m dancing on stage, when i’m walking around — I have to make sure that my core is strong, is tight. You use it for everything.”

On her strenuous workout regimen:

“I work out five or six times a week. I feel better, look better, sleep better. As I’m getting older, the Rowland family trait of having bigger bottoms is taking its toll on my hips and butt. The other day, [my trainer] had me doing squats that were so hard I wanted to kill her. But my behind is getting higher and tighter. Exercise really does change your body.”

On her secret to controlling cravings:

“When I want a steak, I grill some Portobello mushrooms and put a little goat cheese on them. And I’ve learned to satisfy my sweet tooth by replacing Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with half a tablespoon of almond butter on half a banana.”

For more on Kelly Rowland, visit Shape.com and pick up the October 2013 issue of Shape magazine, available on newsstands and on the iPad now!

Miley Cyrus & Mike WiLL Made It: Are They Hooking Up?

You may not know his face, and you might not even know his name, but if you listen to Hip Hop music in any capacity (even if it’s just that random moment you may turn to Shade 45 or Hip Hop Nation on Sirius XM radio), you’ve heard something Mike WiLL Made It has produced.

The go-to producer for Hip Hop, Mike WiLL Made it has worked with some of rap’s biggest names, including Drake, Future, 2 Chainz, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, Rick Ross and Kanye West, but he’s also collaborated with R&B/Pop artists like Rihanna, Ciara, Brandy and more recently Miley Cyrus.

And now everyone is blaming Miley’s affinity for twerking and desire to be a ratchet black girl on her “hooking up” with Mike WiLL Made It. Or at least that’s what Star magazine’s story about “Miley’s New Man” would like for us all to believe.

According to the tabloid, Miley and Mike have “grown close after hours spent in the studio, with no attempts to cover up their budding romance.”

A source for the magazine says that after Liam Hemsworth reportedly hooked up with January Jones, “Miley was left heartbroken… so getting together with Mike is her way of revenge.”

The insider added, “Everyone knows they’re hooking up … Mike is very protective of Miley. It’s just understood that she’s off-limits.”

But as it turns out, that’s not the case. Mike Will, who is currently working on his debut album ‘Established in 1989, Pt.3’ brushed off rumors that he and Miley were doing anything more than making music together in a quick sit-down with Fuse TV:

“That rumor started like two months after we started working together,” says the producer. “When you put two fly individuals in the room together and they spend a little time together… I actually have relationships with all my artists because I’m choosy on who I work with. She’s just another person I work close with. I’m executive producing her album so I have to spend a lot of time with her.”

The Atlanta native also defended Miley’s raps in an earlier interview with Complex and said that the only reason people are so hard on her is because she’s white.

“The fact that anybody would say anything to her about rapping, the only reason they would say that is because she’s White. And I never knew you had to be Black, White, Asian, or whatever to rap, I thought you had to just be talented,” Mike WiLL said. “With rapping, that’s just another form of expressing your music. Whether you’re going to rap, you’re going to sing, it’s whatever you want.”

“People are going to hate,” Mike said. “A lot of times, it’s the media that is hating and not the real people, the real people are saying, ‘What’s the big deal?’ Anything she does, if she claps her hands three times they will say, ‘Oh man, why didn’t she clap four times?’ If she came out to the [MTV] VMAs and she wasn’t twerking and she wasn’t doing all that, everybody would’ve said, ‘Oh she was supposed to twerk. Why didn’t she twerk? She’s not real.’ They would shoot her down regardless because she is successful.”

“When you are successful you get people to talk, and when people watch you grow up and play a role on Disney, they are going to put her in that box and stay in that box,” Mike continued. “She’s not that character. She’s herself. It is what it is. It’s part of the world and country we live in.”

He added, “When you are White and successful, it’s hard for them to accept you trying to do anything Black. When you are Black and successful, you’re supposed to do some real niggerish shit, so they can talk and shoot you down. Or you are supposed to do it the White way and they will call you perfect. She’s 20 years old, a fan of music, and extremely talented and she can do anything. She just proved that.”

Mike also compared Cyrus to Madonna and said that working with her was a learning experience for him.

“I feel like one thing she taught me was about country harmonies. She put me on different old rock bands and country songs and I put her on Est. 1989, old Gucci Mane mixtapes, all that shit. It was like a history lesson,” he said. “I taught her how to be in different pockets. I’m 24, she’s 20, we have a long way to go. I feel like she’s the next Madonna for real. Madonna is 55? So she’s got 35 years to put in work.”

It’s gonna take way more than 35 years and some “hits” from a hot producer for Miley Cyrus to reach Madonna status, but it’s nice that she has friends like Mike WiLL Made It who believe in her that much.

But that’s all they are. “FRIENDS,” people, OK?

Here’s Gucci Mane (Almost) Getting Into a Fight at Lenox Mall in Atlanta

Gucci Mane is like that crazy, pot-bellied uncle at the family cookout who you know has mental problems (and, seriously, mental health is NO laughing matter) … but you still can’t help but laugh at his impetuous tomfoolery.

After getting dropped by his label and going on an epic Twitter rant in which he name-dropped nearly everyone who has ever done anything, Gucci Mane seems to have deleted his Twitter account, but one thing he has not deleted is his ability to stay in the headlines.

A 30-second video clip being passed around all over the Internet shows Gucci alone at Lenox Square Mall in Atlanta and almost getting into a fight.

Without any official context to go by, it’s hard to tell exactly what had Guwop so pressed. But apparently some guy walked up to him, and the two ended up squaring up, but luckily a woman (with a baby in her arms, nevertheless) broke them up before any blows were thrown.

Just another day in the life of Gucci Mane.

WATCH THE VIDEO CLIP UP TOP!

[H/T: Vlad TV]

Watch This Magnificent Vine of Perez Hilton Getting Cursed Out to His Face Over and Over Again

The bait:

What’s up? I’m here with Perez Hilton…

Plus the switch:

…who’s a fu*king piece of sh*t ass-h*le. FU*K YOU!

Equals “PERFECTION.”

WATCH HERE:

Thanks BuzzFeed!

Drake’s “Wu-Tang Forever” Mocked on Twitter for Having Nothing to Do with Wu-Tang

A new song called “Wu-Tang Forever” from Drake‘s ‘Nothing was the Same’ album leaked online Thursday night, and your mean cousins on Twitter have been panning it all day because frankly, it has nothing to do with Wu-Tang at all … other than the fact that it samples the rap group’s 1997 classic “It’s Yourz.”

As HuffPost Entertainment editor Kia Makarechi put it, the song is “way more Drake than Wu-Tang,” but honestly, what did you people expect? This IS Drake, after-all. It wouldn’t be a real Drake song if it didn’t have a little singing, now would it?

In fact, he told MTV not too long ago that he would like to become a Hip Hop Marvin Gaye:

“My biggest thing is…if you wanna listen to Drake music for the rest of your life — I welcome it, I want you to listen to it, I want you to be a part of it — just don’t ever be surprised when I’m singing or using melody,” he said. “I’m doing that on this album. This album is not some straight rap album, I’ll never do a straight rap album. That’s not how I came into this and that’s never what I’ll do. I make songs for the people.

But of course that didn’t stop Twitter from pointing out the irony behind a song named after one of Hip-Hop’s roughest cliques sounding softer than a bag of marshmallows.

Wu-Tang member Inspectah Deck weighed in on the song earlier today and at first didn’t understand what the hubbub was all about.

But after actually listening to the track, he came back later and agreed that the song had nothing to do with Wu-Tang at all:

LISTEN TO THE SONG BELOW AND KEEP SCROLLING FOR MORE TWITTER REACTIONS:

Justin Timberlake: Music Has Lost Its Substance … Everyone Sounds the Same

After reading the New York Times’ T magazine article “The Enduring, Multigenerational Appeal of Justin Timberlake,” I just want to know how soft are Justin Timberlake’s butt cheeks because they were kissed profusely throughout the article.

Like, I howled when I read this line: “The 20/20 Experience is aural Spielberg: entirely original yet drenched in five decades of dense pop music history.”

Mind you, I actually bought the album, but whatever. In any event, in the profile, Justin opened up about part one of the popular album and what we can expect from part two.

He also took a dig at some of his pop music peers. I doubt any of them will bark back. They should, though.

On The 20/20 Experience and getting older: “You get to this point, which I’ve done in the last five or six years, where you become less worried about success and failure. I’m sure there’s some self-help cheese-ball book about the gray area,” he says, “but I’ve been having this conversation with my friends who are all about the same age and I’m saying, ‘Y’know, life doesn’t happen in black and white.’ The gray area is where you become an adult . . . the medium temperature, the gray area, the place between black and white. That’s the place where life happens.”

On part two of The 20/20 Experience: “If you could imagine you’re 16 and she’s everything you thought. She’s Marilyn Monroe and then you meet her older sister; everything that’s dark and wrong about her at that age is why you become infatuated with her.”

On the last decade of music: “There’s not as much substance” [in music]. All the soul of it was removed. It was made for whatever the trending medium was. . . . You had two or three different female artists who were doing literally the same song, just different song titles. They are saying the same thing with the same melody, with the same B.P.M.”

Queen Latifah Says She Has Considered Going Into Politics

In a new interview with VIBE, Queen Latifah reveals past political ambitions. She wouldn’t be the first Hollywood Black star.

Years ago, Will Smith once toyed with the idea of running for president one day, though I don’t see that happening now given his kids, his movies, and his weird interviews of recent months.

Anywho, Queen La says that if she felt she could make a difference, she might still run one day.

Via VIBE.com:

We’re getting pushed back to the dark ages. We’ve made progress in this country, however, we still have a lot of prejudice: removing the Voting Rights Act, people wanting to appeal Affirmative Action. We can hardly even have a conversation about race.

Running for office was definitely something I’ve thought about. When I was younger, I wanted to major in political science. And I’ve been engaged in current events since I was a kid. If I can make a difference and feel passionately and capable, then I would. Why not?

Funny enough, I could actually see this working for her in the years ahead. She’s extremely charismatic and thoughtful, and not only that, but white people love her as do Blacks.

The only thing that could possibly hold her up is that whole thing where she doesn’t talk about her personal life. By that I mean, her sexuality. No, it shouldn’t be anyone’s business, but it matters in politics. Ask Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton or John Edwards.

I will say that if she came out it wouldn’t hurt her at all. In fact, in the coming years there will be greater searches for more women in general in politics but especially Black women in politics. The same can be said of lesbians. So like, it could work…if she wanted it to.

Jessica White: I Did NOT Copy Rihanna’s Style!

In the age of “Bitch Stole My Look,” “Who Were It First,” and side-by-side comparisons of presumed lewk-jackers, I suppose you can’t blame Jessica White for making clear that she isn’t biting Rihanna’s style.

At a DKNY party earlier this week, New York magazine’s The Cut caught up with the model and asked her about Rih-Rih’s “Soho stroll.” The term refers to the pop star walking around without a shirt.

If you didn’t know, Jessica has been known for rocking the braless look for sometime now. When asked about Rihanna’s take on trend she’s known for, she said:

“Yes, I saw it. She looked amazing,” said White approvingly. But for the record, she did it first. “I actually just did that on the red carpet at the Media Fashion Awards,” she added. (It’s true, she did.) “I wore this old-school vintage top, and I had nothing under it. So, I did it two days before she did it.”

This is a very polite, politically correct way of conveying the “pay homage” sentiment.

You know who could learn from this? Everyone. Yes, everyone, but particularly Azealia Banks.

Like, this is how you should’ve handled the Lady Gaga mermaid issue. Let someone come to you, acknowledge who did what first, then you slip in with a sweet compliment before making sure you point out you were the first.

Well done, Jessica.

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