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“She Doesn’t Have The Range”: Beyoncé Stan Goes In On All Your Faves

So listen, I’m not sure if you know, but I’m here to inform you that whoever you fave is, she doesn’t have the range.

Don’t take my word for it. These are just simple facts, at least according to Shirley Bassey. A sketch from a 2001 episode of the British comedy show, Rock Profile, has recently gone viral.

The spoof features Bassey (portrayed by Matt Lucas) hilariously claiming that while many stars such as Tina Turner, Gladys Knight, Sheryl Crow, and Paul McCartney are successful, they simply “don’t have the rage.” Bassey at one point even remarks that she herself doesn’t even have the range: “I don’t care, I don’t have the range.”

The comment has since been used to give a backhanded compliment (i.e. throw shade) when comparing pop stars. However, a self proclaimed Beyoncé stan took social media by storm with an epic thread calling out some of today’s biggest chart-toppers while comparing them to Queen Bey and other vocal legends who do, indeed, have the range.

Did your fave make the list? You mad? Calm down, though some most all of these shady comments are low-key accurate, depending on who ask, it’s all done in fun. But for the stans who don’t have take to Twitter to defend their fave, you can sit back and enjoy the second part of the thread.

I guess the lesson that we’ve all learned is that our favorite singer probably doesn’t have the range. It’s not gonna stop up us from stanning and debating the haters though!

Have yourself a good laugh with the full 9-minute “she doesn’t have the range” sketch below.

h/t: Twitter Moments

Mama Evelyn Puts Some “Respek” on Toni Braxton and Birdman’s Rumored Relationship

The Breakfast Club may not “respek” Birdman, but he has won the approval of one special woman. Braxton Family Values matriarch, Evelyn Braxton appeared on The Rickey Smiley Show and surprised the hosts when asked about the rumors surrounding the rapper and her daughter, Toni Braxton.

Though Trina and Towanda Braxton played coy and goofed around after host Headcrack asked the trio to confirm or deny the romance rumors, Evelyn quickly jumped in. “I hope so. I think he is a nice man,” she said. Trina and Towanda agreed while the three hosts sat in bewilderment.

“I don’t care what other people say about him he is a nice man. He’s full of ‘respek.’ Put some respek on it! I met him years ago, Toni’s known him for about 15 years… Ever since I’ve been knowing that young man, I think he’s just phenomenal.”

Miss Evelyn must know something we don’t because I’m not sure those words have ever been used to describe Birdman.

The revelation is even more shocking due to Evelyn’s desire to keep her daughters’ images as innocent as possible, especially Toni’s. However, she also added that she doesn’t meddle in her daughters’ romantic relationships.

Toni and Birdman still seem like a bizarre pairing to me. But if the rumor is true — and, it looks like it is — I’m going to “respeck” it and wish them the best.

h/t: Singers Room

LeBron James’ Message to the Haters: “Put Some Respeck On My Name!”

LeBron James has done what many said was impossible for him to do. He brought Cleveland not only their first ever NBA championship, but also their first championship win across ALL sports in 52 years.

No, this isn’t LeBron’s first ring. He’s already won two in Miami. But this ring, his third, is a lot more special, considering he did it in the state he was born in and with the team he was originally drafted to in 2003.

So, after achieving the greatest victory of his career, what does LeBron have to say to the haters who doubted him?

In the words of Birdman … “PUT SOME RESPECK ON MY NAME!”

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In a message posted to Instagram, LeBron — rocking a Kermit-sipping-tea hat and holding up his team’s coveted Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy — basically told his haters to STFU and find someone else to hate on, because he’s not the one:

They said u lost a step, wasn’t explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don’t have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won’t work between him and Kyrie, Him and Kev won’t work, love your teammates to much, there’s no way he can deliver a championship in his hometown, etc etc etc…. But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS #StriveForGreatness #ThisOneIsForTheLand #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName Hahahaha!!! Yes sir

Democrats Hold Congress Hostage in Staged Sit-In Over Gun Control Laws

Following the tragic shooting in Orlando, calls for increased laws on gun control rose up around the country. As always, the arguments were split across party lines, with the majority of Democrats calling for action, and most Republicans fighting their efforts.

The Democrats, tired of seeing history repeated, took a different strategy. Last week, Democrats in the Senate held a 15 hour long filibuster to force a vote on a number of gun control measures. Led by a senator from Connecticut — Chris Murphy — Democrats stalled a vote on a spending bill to add amendments aimed at gun control.

After 15 hours of filibustering, Republicans finally agreed to bring the issue to a vote. Unfortunately for Americans who had hoped there would be any change in the current gun control laws, the Senate proceeded to vote down 4 separate measures restricting gun sales.

Should we be surprised? Gun control is one of the most divisive issues in American politics, so to think there would be any sweeping changes (even after the most deadly mass shooting in American history) is idealistic at best. And that’s that, right?

Well, not exactly. Following the Senate’s vote, Democrats in the House of Representatives have now taken on their own strategy to force the hand of opponents to gun control. A congressman from Georgia, John Lewis, has deployed a sit-in strategy to force a vote on gun control.

Lewis, a former civil rights activist, is employing a largely successful strategy used during the civil rights movement — the sit-in. He, and roughly 40 fellow House Democrats, have vowed, “to occupy the floor of the House until there is action.”

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Chants of, “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired!” and “No bill, no break!” echoed throughout the halls of the house as the democratic members disrupted Congress.

You won’t find this revolution being televised, however, as the House is not formally in session right now. But, the protestors took to Twitter to share their actions with the world and galvanize support using the hashtags #noBillNoBreak and #NOMORESILENCE as well as #goodtrouble.

Whether or not their tactic will prove to be successful remains to be seen, but at the very least, we must commend their actions in fighting for something they, and many Americans, believe in.

Daaaaamn, Draymond! Back At It Again With the Kicking in Game 7

We all know the story of the finals by now. A historic comeback by the Cavaliers to give Cleveland its first championship in over 50 years, the ugly cries and crazy celebrations that came right after, and, of course, the kung fu of Draymond Green that warranted him a suspension in the crucial Game 5.

Well, it turns out Draymond might not have learned anything from his suspension, as, during the closing moments of Game 7, Green was back at it again — this time against Cavs guard Kyrie Irving.

The connection may not have been as direct as against LeBron James and Poor Steven Adams of the Warriors, but no one’s leg kicks OUT like when falling naturally.

It’s hard to argue that these tactics aren’t intentional by the do-it-all forward of the Warriors. The only possibility is he suffers from the waking “jimmy legs.”

Regardless of the reason, the Warriors still lost the series and had to watch as the Cavs celebrated on their own court, which had to suck.

Omar Mateen’s Alleged Gay Lover: Orlando Shooting Was Revenge, Not Terrorism

With just over a week since a man opened fire in an Orlando gay nightclub, killing 49 people, more information about the killer is being revealed and his possible motives are being theorized.

Though the deadliest mass shooting in US history has been deemed an act of terrorism, an alleged former lover of the shooter believes revenge (not “hate”) was the motive behind the massacre.

The man, only identified by the name “Miguel,” spoke exclusively to Univision while disguised with makeup and prosthetics. He says Omar Mateen was out to seek revenge against a former lover that failed to disclose his positive HIV status, and the gay Latino community that rejected him.

After waiting four or five months to receive his negative HIV test, Mateen allegedly told Miguel, “I’m going to make them pay for what they did to me.”

Miguel said:

“He adored Latinos, gay Latinos, with brown skin – but he felt rejected. He felt used by them – there were moments in the Pulse nightclub that made him feel really bad. Guys used him. That really affected him… I believe this crazy horrible thing he did – that was revenge.”

Miguel says he met Mateen on the gay dating app, Grindr. Their relationship began as “friends with benefits” and lasted around two months. They met around 20 times; the last occurred in December when Miguel moved away.

Though Miguel says Mateen never revealed his name, he did disclose some personal details such as age, marriage, and his child. Miguel believes the marriage was used to hide Mateen’s homosexuality.

He described Mateen as “affectionate” and “sweet,” and also said he enjoyed being cuddled.

The FBI has confirmed they have talked with Miguel about his allegations. It can also be confirmed that Mateen used gay dating apps and frequently visited the Pulse nightclub where he opened fire.

Miguel’s story seems plausible. Over 90% of the victims were of Hispanic descent and the shooting occurred on Pulse’s weekly “Latin Night.” A Black survivor, Patience Carter, quoted Mateen saying: “I don’t have a problem with black people. This is about my country. You guys have suffered enough.”

However, if revenge was his motivation, why claim allegiance to ISIS? Labeling the shooting as an act of domestic terrorism cannot be dismissed just yet. More investigation needs to be conducted before any final determinations are made.

Regardless of Mateen’s reasons, the Pulse nightclub shooting was a hate crime. LGBT people were specifically targeted, and 49 people lost their lives for simply being who they are.

Michael Jackson’s Secret Child Porn Collection Uncovered in Newly Released Police Report

A shocking police report regarding the 2003 raid of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch has surfaced. According to the report, Jackson’s secret collection of child pornography and other disturbing material were all exposed.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department raided the singer’s home amid child molestation allegations back in 2003. Police found several collections of photos and books depicting nude and semi-nude teenage boys — sometimes younger — and adults in the singer’s bedroom and bathroom alone.

“He also had disgusting and downright shocking images of child torture, adult and child nudity, female bondage and sadomasochism,” commented one source.

A video of the November 2003 raid was also released. The King of Pop apparently had a “secret closet” hidden in his bedroom that contained memorabilia. Locked with three deadbolts, police found games, stuffed animals, dolls, race cars, and nude photos.

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It even contained a signed headshot of Macaulay Culkin which eerily read: “Don’t leave me in the house alone.” The statement is most likely an innocent nod to his classic film, Home Alone, however, it becomes ominous given the circumstance in which it was found.

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Life size mannequins of superheroes like Superman and Lara Croft, video games, Disney merchandise, and other toys were also found throughout the house. Male and female dolls were virtually in every room. Investigators and those close to the case say the material is consistent with how molesters “groom” or take advantage of their victims.

According to Santa Barbara Senior Assistant District Attorney Ron Zonen:

“A lot of this stuff was used to desensitize the children, and Michael admitted taking one child after another into bed with him for long periods of time… We identified five different boys, who all made allegations of sexual abuse. There’s not much question in my mind that Michael was guilty of child molestation.”

Despite the raid, Jackson was acquitted of all counts, including seven felony counts of child molestation and two felony counts of providing an intoxicant to a minor under the age of 14 in 2005.

Jackson’s estate has released a statement regarding the released police report:

“Everything in these reports, including what the County of Santa Barbara calls ‘content that appears to be obtained off the Internet or through unknown sources’ is false.”

The news of this report, which comes literally just days before the 7th anniversary of his death in 2009, should come as a heavy blow to any Michael Jackson fan. He was a music icon that inspired, uplifted, and entertained many. However, sometimes it’s best to separate the artist and person.

Atlanta Throws Gucci Mane the Welcome Home Party He Deserves at The Mansion Elan (PHOTOS)

Gucci Mane has been keeping himself pretty busy after since his early release from prison.

He’s already released a few new songs (“First Day Out Tha Feds,” the Drake collaboration “Back on the Road” and he also appeared on Kanye West’s “Champions“) and over the weekend, Guwop returned to Atlanta for his first public appearance and concert since being sprung from jail.

Gucci Mane Welcome Home Party at The Mansion Elan in Atlanta

With his ride or die girlfriend Keyshia Ka’oir by his side, Gucci was welcomed home with the party he deserves at The Mansion Elan in Atlanta. The rapper performed a slew of hits as fans were shocked by his newly slimmed down appearance, which we peeped on his first day out, but folks are still getting used to it.

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Check out the photos and video footage from Gucci Mane’s welcome home party in ATL at The Mansion Elan below.

Photos: Prince Williams/ATLPics.net

Jamie Foxx Is Really Boo’d Up with Tom Cruise’s Ex-Wife Katie Holmes

A relationship that seemed too odd to be true, is apparently the real thing, baby.

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are officially an item, and confirmation of the relationship, which has been whispered about for years, came via Foxx’s friend and former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Claudia Jordan.

Here’s the lowdown on Jamie and Katie from a report from E! Online:

The former Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Claudia Jordan, joined the Allegedly podcast on Tuesday and revealed that Foxx is, in fact, dating Holmes.

When asked about the Annie actor, Jordan said, “[He’s a] good friend of mine. Never [hooked up with him].” When asked about his relationship with Holmes, Jordan added, “He is very happy with her. I like that he seems very happy.”

I don’t know if Claudia realized she was spilling tea, but she did and now it’s too late to take it back.

While Jamie and Katie aren’t two people I’d put together if I were playing celebrity matchmaker, they’re certainly not as much of a mismatch as say, Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson.

I just feel bad for Jamie because Katie Holmes is shaped like a popsicle stick and I imagine her sex game is on empty. But who am I to say? Maybe Katie Holmes is that freak in the sheets that gives Jamie life.

But beyond that, Jamie is definitely violating bro code here, since he’s been a co-star with Tom Cruise, Katie’s ex-husband and baby daddy, on more than one occasion.

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Hollywood Life reports that the Tom Factor is in fact what has kept their relationship so hush-hush for all this time. “They have very real fears of Katie’s ex, Tom, and his reaction,” according to a source that spoke to Hollywood Life.

I guess that whole “Bros before hos” thing went right on out the window for Jamie.

Kim Kardashian Suddenly Became Politically Conscious

Can a leopard change its spots? Or rather, in this case, can a Kardashian suddenly develop depth, political consciousness and civic intelligence?

It’s not clear if the answer to that question is yes, but Kim Kardashian is certainly giving it a try.

The woman who is largely known for her big (allegedly) fake butt, love of famous black men, a sex tape, reality show and tabloid family, has suddenly developed a sense for politics.

While she probably wouldn’t fair very well on a pop quiz about the basics of government (quick Kim: Name the three branches of government), the tragedy in Orlando has Kim firmly on the side of gun control.

She bemoaned the U.S. Senate’s recent failure to pass sensible gun control on Twitter.

Frankly, I’m impressed. There were no typos in the tweets and for Kim, that was by no means brilliant, but it also wasn’t embarrassing.

Is this the beginning of a wonkier side of Kim Kardashian West?

Don’t be fooled. A few hours later, Kim tweeted this inspirational message:

Ah, but of course. That’s the Kim we know and love. FYI I thought a selfie was supposed to include your face, but hey, maybe Kim is just giving people the goods that they came for.

Mimi, Jessica Dime and Tommie Unite to Launch Anti-Joseline Hernandez “Cokealine” T-Shirt

They say revenge is a dish best served cold, and if so, the ladies of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta are serving up a dish that’s at sub-zero temperatures for Ms. Joseline Hernandez.

It’s no secret that Joseline has made few friends on this season of LHHATL. Even her mainstay friend, Karlie Redd, found herself on the outs with Joseline as Ms. Hernandez toyed with poor Karlie like a cat does to a stinkin’ rat.

But more recently, Joseline got INTO IT with one-time LHHATL cast member Premadonna. While Premadonna and Joseline had a pretty dead-even clapback session on Instagram, Premadonna has decided to up the ante by calling on Joseline’s fiercest rivals Tommie Lee, Jessica Dime and Mimi Faust, her husband’s baby mama, to wear a t-shirt she’s launched called “Cokealine.”

The shirt is available through her e-commerce site, Waistgang Society.

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The shirt is a dig at Joseline, attempting to explain and/or link Joseline’s traitorous and erratic behavior due to a cocaine habit.

But the t-shirt itself doesn’t really make much sense in that regard since it features a bottle of Coca-Cola and not, you know, an image of a cartoon Joseline in front of a pile of cocaine like a Puerto Rican Coke Wonder Woman or something.

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But nonetheless, Tommie, Jessica and Mimi had a blast with their Joseline Hernandez shade campaign.

Tommie kicked it off with a quick shade session on Snapchat, which The Shade Room picked up.

Then Mimi followed with a sly smile on her face.

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And then Jessica Dime came in for the kill with her pink wig and thick ass.

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How did the Puerto Rican Princess respond to all of this social-fueled hatred?

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Well played, ma’am. Well played.

50 Cent Throws a Fit After Getting Kicked Off the Stage at Hot 107.9 Birthday Bash in Atlanta

Atlanta has no love for 50 Cent. This past weekend, 50 was performing at Hot 107.9’s annual Birthday Bash when his music was cut off and he was asked to leave the stage to make room for the headliners and ATL natives T.I. and Jeezy.

Of course, 50 took offense to the request and cut a fool.

“You mean my time is up? You mean to tell me you motherfuckers is gonna kick me off the stage for a T.I. and Jeezy? Fuck this! Fuck it!” 50 shouted before throwing his mic to the ground.

After refusing to exit the stage, 50 fired shots at the station’s program director and told them to not play his music anymore.

“I got one minute left. You mean to tell me I can’t have one minute? I’m not leaving, I don’t give a fuck who’s coming up next,” he said. “I can’t have one minute? Is she the program director? Take my music off your station. I don’t want your motherfucking station no more. We got YouTube.”

He then asked the crowd if they wanted him to leave, to which everyone loudly screamed “YES!!!”

It’s safe to say at this point, there’s not a living soul who enjoys 50 Cent’s music, not even 50 himself.

Photo via: Rolling Out

Brittney Griner Makes It Clear on Twitter That She Is NOT the Father

Twitter never fails to give me a nice chuckle. While fathers across the country celebrated Father’s Day, several trolls wanted to make sure Brittney Griner was not left out.

The WNBA star received several “Happy Father’s Day” messages and she was clearly not amused.

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The trolls were using Griner’s ex-wife Glory Johnson’s twins to fuel the joke. A month after the couple married in 2015, they announced Johnson was pregnant. Just one day after, citing fraud and duress, Griner filed for annulment — it was not granted.

Though Griner has no biological connection to the children, Johnson claimed Griner had agreed to be their “legal father.” She even stated she had video proof of Griner referring to herself as “dad,” which was enough for a judge to order Griner to Johnson $2,500 a month in child support for the twins. (Johnson had asked for $20k/mo in spousal support but was denied.)

The “HFD” messages were most likely done in jest with no malicious intent. However, I can certainly understand why Griner wouldn’t find it as humorous as others.

Not only was her relationship with Johnson troubled and encompassed with drama, but labeling her a “father” simply because she’s a lesbian is uncalled for. Griner came out in 2013 and also revealed she was bullied while growing up due to her height and sexuality. Using her sexual orientation for giggles possibly triggers old wounds that she doesn’t want to revisit.

At best, Griner would be considered a legal guardian of Johnson’s twins. Regardless of her legal relation, one thing is for certain: Brittney Griner is NOT the father!

Rihanna Completely Stans for LeBron James, Trolls Steph Curry on Instagram

The city of Cleveland went crazy after LeBron James and the Cavaliers brought home the first championship for the city in 52 years. However, they weren’t the only ones celebrating. Rihanna went into full stan mode as James bawled with joy over his epic Game 7 victory.

Although the singer was not sitting courtside, she expressed her excitement and obsession, I mean, ADMIRATION, for King James through her Instagram account. She first — like many others — trolled Golden State Warrior Stephen Curry with lyrics from her single, “Bitch Better Have My Money.”

RiRi also trolled Curry with this “meme“:

But she quickly shifted her focus to MVP LeBron. Continuing to use lyrics from BBHMM, she posted pics of him with his trophies, his jersey number on her stomach, and even called him her “Bae!”

Rihanna’s love for James is no secret. As mentioned earlier, he’s referenced in “Bitch Better Have My Money,” and beyond that, she attends his games whenever possible, and she’s been known to shout “Lebron!” outside the Cavaliers’ locker room. During Game 1 of the 2015 finals, Golden State Warriors owner Joe Lacob had to change seats because Rihanna’s LeBron super fandom could not be contained.

James is clearly riding a career high. Not only is he the 2016 NBA Champion and adding to his incredible NBA legacy, but freaking Rihanna is one of his biggest fans. What more could you even ask for?

Orlando Shooting Inspires A Must-Read Powerful Message From Frank Ocean

Fans have been eagerly awaiting Frank Ocean’s follow-up to his 2012 debut album, Channel Orange. Though rumors have been swirling the album could secretly drop at any moment, the singer-songwriter has remained quiet. However, Ocean recently broke his silence on a completely different matter.

In response to the Orlando massacre at a gay nightclub that left 49 people dead, Ocean poignantly expressed his thoughts on his personal Tumblr page. The singer reflects on the hate society and the world we live in consistently displays toward the LGBT community.

The post reads in part:

“I read in the paper that my brothers are being thrown from rooftops blindfolded with their hands tied behind their backs for violating sharia law. I heard the crowds stone these fallen men if they move after they hit the ground. I heard it’s in the name of God. I heard my pastor speak for God too, quoting scripture from his book. Words like abomination popped off my skin like hot grease as he went on to describe a lake of fire that God wanted me in.

“I heard on the news that the aftermath of a hate crime left piles of bodies on a dance floor this month. I heard the gunman feigned dead among all the people he killed. I heard the news say he was one of us.

“I was six years old when I heard my dad call our transgender waitress a faggot as he dragged me out a neighborhood diner saying we wouldn’t be served because she was dirty. That was the last afternoon I saw my father and the first time I heard that word, I think, although it wouldn’t shock me if it wasn’t…”

Ocean’s words touch deeply to anyone in the LGBT community and those who reject hate and discrimination against certain groups of people for simply existing. The post flows like poetry as he describes his inner thoughts that many can relate to or have pondered themselves.

Prior to his album release in 2012, Ocean revealed in a post that he once fell in love with another man. The experience was the inspiration for Channel Orange. Though he was embraced and applauded by many, he still has to grapple with the obstacles he and the community faces.

Ocean philosophically offers that there must be some silver lining or reason behind the hate. “I daydream on the idea that maybe all this barbarism and all these transgressions against ourselves is an equal and opposite reaction to something better happening in this world, some great swelling wave of openness and wakefulness out here,” he writes.

The post is incredibly moving and thought provoking, but it’s his closing thought that I found most profound. It touches on something I have often wondered, and maybe you have too. Using his personal relationship with God as a reference, he writes:

“I wanna know what others hear, I’m scared to know but I wanna know what everyone hears when they talk to God. Do the insane hear the voice distorted? Do the indoctrinated hear another voice entirely?”

You can read Ocean’s post in its entirety here.

Police: Karate Teacher Sent Nude Pics, Explicit Texts to 11-Year-Old Boy

A karate teacher in Florida is facing multiple charges after she was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with an 11-year-old student of hers.

Stephannie Figueroa, described as a “world champion” in karate, teaches kids at Next Gen Xtreme Martial Arts in Orlando, Florida, and she was arrested last Thursday (Jun 16) after a boy’s mother found sexually explicit messages Figueroa had sent him on the popular messaging app Kik.

According to police, the boy told his mother that Figueroa had flirted with him and sent him more than a dozen nude pictures, including photos of her “private parts.” The child also told police that Figueroa told him that she “liked” him and started “making advances” towards him back in February.

WFTV 9 reports that during that time, while Figueroa and the boy were alone during a sleepover at the karate school, she slid her hand up and down his thigh, and when he told her to stop, she did. The police report stated that she also told the boy she wanted to cuddle, but never did during the sleepover.

More recently, Figueroa sent him a text message saying she wanted to invite him to her 21st birthday party, and that no one else would be home, police said. “I want to have sex with you,” she allegedly wrote, to which the boy is said to have responded, “OK IDC [I don’t care].”

The boy’s mother said that one night while looking through her son’s phone, she saw a kik message with her own two eyes in which Figueroa wrote to her son that she “could not wait for another sleepover at the karate school so she could have sex with him in a hard way.”

The mother immediately called police and Figueroa was arrested the next morning. But then, what happened next is pretty telling.

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A man who identified himself as the owner of the Next Gen Martial Arts told Eyewitness News he hired an attorney because footage from his surveillance cameras didn’t show anything happened between the instructor and the boy.

At first, the man said there were never any sleepovers, but later admitted there had been. There was never any inappropriate contact between Figueroa and the boy, he said.

When police asked to see the messages and images, the boy’s mother went through his phone “and was unable to locate neither the Kik messages she had seen in the morning, nor any of the photographs described above,” the report said.

Hmm. Sounds like that young, horny, prepubescent boy deleted those messages with the quickness because he didn’t want his 21-year-old girlfriend to get in trouble.

Too bad she’s already been charged with attempted lewd or lascivious conduct, solicitation and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, showing a minor obscene material, child abuse and unlawful use of a two-way communication device.

Figueroa, who turned 21 on Sunday (Jun 19), was being held without bond in the Orange County Jail and investigators believe there could be other victims.

h/t: Orlando Sentinel

Kendrick Johnson: No Charges in Case of Georgia Teenager Found Dead in High School Gym Mat

The tragic and mysterious case of Valdosta, Georgia teenager, Kendrick Johnson, is officially closed. Citing “insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt,” federal authorities announced they will not charge anyone in the 17-year-old’s death.

In January 2013, Johnson’s body was found head-down in a large rolled-up gym mat at Lowndes High School. An initial autopsy concluded he died from “positional asphyxia” after becoming trapped in the mat used for wrestling and cheerleading while trying to retrieve a pair of shoes for his weight lifting class.

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However, Johnson’s parents (Kenneth and Jackie Johnson) have long believed their son was killed and hidden in the gym mat as part of a cover up. At the Johnsons’ request, a second autopsy concluded their son died from a blow to the head that then caused a heart attack, supporting their theory.

(Editor’s Note: If you would like to see the extent of Kendrick Johnson’s injuries with your own two eyes, you can click here, but be warned, the photos are EXTREMELY graphic, similar to the case of Emmett Till.)

Even worse, the second autopsy revealed that Kendrick’s internal organs were removed and his body was stuffed with newspaper “like he was a garbage can,” as his mother Jacquelyn Johnson put it.

“I’m not sure at this point who did not return the organs to the body,” Dr. Bill Anderson, the Johnson family’s private pathologist said. “But I know when we got the body, the organs were not there.”

Kendrick’s parents even filed a civil lawsuit against the classmate they suspect killed their son. However, witnesses say Brian Bell — also a son of an FBI agent — was on the opposite side of the school when Kendrick was reported absent from his weight lifting class. The Johnsons dropped the $100 million wrongful death suit against the student and the Lowndes Board of Education in February.

The Johnsons met with prosecutors at the U.S. Attorney’s Office soon after the U.S. Justice Department determined the “KJ case” closed.

“All we ever asked for were answers and the truth about what happened to Kendrick and they still haven’t given us any answers,” Jackie Johnson said after learning the DOJ’s decision.

Details surrounding the case continue to be murky. Kendrick’s death very well may have been a freak accident, but his parents certainly have every reason to question the police’s suffocation theory. Though the DOJ has closed the case, the death of their son will continue to be an open wound full of questions and uncertainty. We will keep you posted on any new developments of this tragic story.

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Jamie Foxx is Future’s Dad “Past” in Hilarious New Verizon Commercial

Jamie Foxx is a pure fool!

The quadruple threat entertainer (Oscar-winning actor, hilarious standup comedian, and successful singer & songwriter) stars in a brand new Verizon commercial that debuted Sunday night (Jun 19) during Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals.

While many of the commercials of the night flew under the radar for what was essentially the “Super Bowl” of the NBA, this one in particular stood out. In the commercial, Jamie Foxx — complete with faux dreads, a casket sharp suit, and a Future-esque hat — plays Future’s fictional father “Past,” and he’s performing a song called “I Got Verizon,” which sounds oddly familiar to Future’s hit single “Commas.”

“They call me ‘the Past,’ my son is Future, I taught the boy erry-thang. Check me out,” Foxx, err, we mean, “THE PAST” says at the beginning of the 30-second ad spot. He then proceeds to dab and dance with his cane while singing the “I Got Verizon” jingle.

Watch the hilarious commercial below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNvUeMBBk2A

Scrapp Sentenced to 20 Years, and the Women in His Life Crumble on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

Mona Scott-Young is trying to give y’all drama and tragedy. Do you have your tissue box handy? Because Ms. Mona has all of the slow-motion, “what I’m gon’ do wit’ my life?” footage of Karlie Redd, Tiarra, Tommie and KK lined up to try and get you to shed a tear.

And damn, not for nothin but the soundtrack is tough. It’s some of the most somber and stirring music (shout out to Kwabs for his heart-wrenching song “Forgiven“) and the grief that strikes KK as she watches her son Scrapp get sentenced to 20 years in prison is hard to ignore.

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Then you remember that KK and her sons are criminal monsters who attempted to murder and kidnap her ex-boyfriend and that Scrapp is a drug dealer so you realize it’s all bullshit that Mona’s cooking up for ratings and you snap back to reality.

But it’ll get you for a hot second if you let it.

Scrapp, for the most part, looks like a lost little boy as the judge throws the book at him.

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The good news is that this hefty sentencing, which the judge doled out after promising to be lenient, FINALLY wraps up the Scrapp storyline. So we won’t have to sit around waiting for Scrapp to go to jail anymore because his crater face is FINALLY gone for good. Or at least, 5 years in confinement per the judge’s orders and then 15 years on probation.

Is weed worth all of that, y’all? People need to make smarter life choices.

The funny part of Scrapp’s sentencing though was looking at all of the hoes who were somber and sad-faced about Scrapp going to the big house. Mona and her team have individual monologues with all of Scrapp’s sidechicks and each woman offers her own testimonial on how she’ll move on in Scrapp’s absence.

Trashy Tommie was a train wreck and admits to drinking to cope with the pain. She basically said she couldn’t eat and sleep because Scrapp was going to prison. But because she’s Tommie, she had to inject some false confidence in her goodbye segment, which included the flatter shot of her washing her hands and her mouth.

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“One day he’s gonna realize that I’m best thing that ever happened to him and he’ll come running back, I’m sure of that. Question is: Will I still be here when he’s ready?” Tommie asks. Girl, bye. You know damn well the answer is YES, you will still be there when Scrapp is ready.

Karlie Redd, who is bed hopping among her male co-stars like a damn bed bug, tries to play up her relationship with Scrapp as a “friendship.”

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“Scrapp, thank you for being a great friend. And thank you for giving me your heart. I’m really gonna miss you,” said Karlie.

Girl, he gave you that D in addition to his heart. Stop actin’ like you and Scrapp were just hangin’ out at the mall and chit chattin’ about what went down on Real Housewives of Atlanta last week.

The woman in Scrapp’s life who seemed to be truly unbothered, however, was his baby mama Tiarra. After going toe to toe with Scrapp’s mama KK, Tiarra ain’t afraid of no ghost. And though her heart told her to be petty and keep her son King away from his father Scrapp as punishment, better voices prevailed and Tiarra granted Scrapp the company of his young son in his final moments before his sentencing.

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In a true sign of maturity, Tiarra conveyed the message that she passed along to her son, King, about his father, Scrapp.

“When King’s old enough, I’ll explain to him that his daddy made some poor decisions, but he’s not a bad person. But until then, I’ll explain to King that his daddy loves him, always has and always will,” said Tiarra.

So it’s a wrap on Scrapp. Might I suggest that Mona do a double-blockbuster, live from prison episode with LHHNY’s Mendeecees and LHHATL’s Scrapp DeLeon once they’re both out of jail? That is, if this damn show is still on the air in 5 to 8 years.

The City of Cleveland Lost Its F***ing Mind After Winning Their First Championship in Over 5 Decades

LeBron James did it. He f***ing did it. The hometown hero brought the city of Cleveland an NBA championship — their FIRST NBA championship. And not only that, but this is the first championship win for the city across all sports in 52 years!

That’s over 50 years, people. FIVE decades. Do you know what has happened between 52 years ago and now? A LOT.

50 years ago, there was no Internet as we know it now. There were no social media trolls. Color TVs were considered a “luxury.” Cell phones did not exist. Hell, you probably didn’t exist 50 years ago.

So, do you know what the city of Cleveland did when their beloved Cavaliers defeated the Golden State Warriors to win the 2016 NBA Finals? Can you guess how Cleveland reacted when they realized that their 5-decade long drought of taking L after L after L after L in every single sport? CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Well, you don’t have to, thanks to Twitter. Based on a number of tweets from late Sunday night (Jun 19)/early Monday morning, the city of Cleveland lost their fucking minds, yo. LIKE. I MEAN, LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

They poured into the streets. They hijacked (or “borrowed“) and jumped on top of moving fire trucks and ambulances. They destroyed poor, defenseless police cars. They … completely lost their shit.

Take a look:

https://twitter.com/ZSoskin/status/744732693254934528

https://twitter.com/nqkhanh27/status/744724744428261380

If you have been riding for Cleveland all this time (and aren’t just hopping on the bandwagon, because LeBron) … then you deserve a ring too!

Congrats, Cleveland.

h/t: Twitter Moments, Twitchy

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