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No, Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne, We Are Not Having A “Good Time”

Lil Wayne has seizures. (He almost died earlier this year, remember?) So you’ll have to excuse him for actually believing that Paris Hilton has a chance in this already oversaturated music industry.

Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton have a new single together called “Good Time,” and since people usually make music videos to promote their singles, that’s what they did, and this is how we got to where we are right now.

With lyrics like, “I came here just to party, Don’t you hate on me,” and “I might be a bit tipsy/But that’s okay ’cause you’re with me/Are you having a good time?/Cause I’m having a good time,” this song will probably go down as one of the worst in the history of music.

I mean, seriously, this song makes “Stars Are Blind” sound like “Bohemian Rhapsody” or something. Yeah, it’s that bad.

Then there’s Lil Wayne, who just basically throws a bunch of words together that rhyme: “I’m f*cked up/I can’t tell you what’s what/All she know is suck, f*ck/I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass but what/Tunechi never slacks without her button up.”

WHAT. THE. F*CK. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?

In case you didn’t know, or maybe you forgot, Paris Hilton is an actual, real life Cash Money artist.

Meanwhile, Karlie Redd still can’t seem to even get Birdman to follow her back on Twitter so she can DM him her new single, but Paris Hilton is out here cashing YMCMB checks. It’s a cruel world, y’all.

WATCH PARIS HILTON & LIL WAYNE’S AWFUL “GOOD TIME” VIDEO UP TOP!

“Basketball Wives L.A.” Star Draya Michele Responds to Laura Govan’s Shady Comment About “Hos”

For those of us who watched Laura Govan on Basketball Wives: LA, we’re used to her being a jackass.

We’re also used to one particular diss she likes to toss in the direction of the reality show’s real star, Draya Michele: The show is more about “hoes” than actual wives.

Last week, Laura — a former (FORMER!) “Basketball Wives” star herself — threw shade at the ladies of both of the franchises, stating that although the reality series is called “Basketball WIVES,” there are a bunch of “hos” on the show instead.

She said her beef was specifically with the show’s creator Shaunie O’Neal: “I feel like she didn’t keep [the show] in the basketball creed,” Laura explained. “She shoulda kept ‘Basketball Wives,’ basketball wives … She shoulda kept ‘Basketball Wives,’ basketball wives.”

Here’s the thing, though: Laura Govan is nobody’s wife. In fact, at one point the man she has several kids wife threw her and the kids out of his home and she had nowhere to go. You know, just like how a man does his “hoes.”

What I love about Draya is that she will pop back. She was spotted at the book party for co-star Jackie Christie’s new literary masterpiece, Sexual Relations: A His & Hers Guide to Greater Intimacy.

When asked about Laura’s comment, Draya quipped in response, “She’s not on the show anymore so … it is what it is.”

Indeed it is.

Meanwhile, Draya’s co-stars and actual basketball wives, Malaysia Pargo, and new cast member, Brandi Maxiell, gave their opinion about Govan’s comments and they both sounded very #TeamDraya.

Get it over, Govan sister.

Check out the clip below:

Is Beyonce’s Dad Mathew Knowles Selling His Record Label, Music World?

Mathew Knowles‘ post-Destiny’s Child and Beyoncé life may have officially hit rock bottom. He’s reportedly unloading his longtime record label, Music World Entertainment.

The label had become more of a staple for gospel acts, most notably those who were winners on the BET gospel-themed singing competition, Sunday’s Best.

The grand prize of that show was a recording contract with Mathew’s label, however, BET ended their agreement with his company earlier this year. These days, the winners are signed to Kirk Franklin’s Fo Yo Soul Entertainment/RCA Inspiration.

Aww, Mathew.

From Always A List:

Several major record executives confirmed again to us that representatives from their companies allegedly met with the 61-year-old label owner about potentially buying Music World, though no deals were made. Knowles’ desires to allegedly unload Music World could be why he’s filed suit against one of his top-selling artists Brian Courtney Wilson as a preventative measure to attempt to keep him on his roster.

A source familiar with the situation told AlwaysAList.com that Wilson’s contract with Music World had ended and the singer had begun entertaining offers from other music labels. Apparently, Knowles was unaware that Wilson’s deal with his label had lapsed and apparently filed suit to complicate the singer’s ability to entertain offers from other recording companies.

A music executive familiar with the scenario told us that the suit was simply a “stall tactic” done to convince Wilson to resign with Music World. Apparently, Wilson’s selling history had added-value for Knowles as he allegedly met with potential label buyers.

Wilson, “Sunday Best” winners Le’Andria Johnson, Amber Bullock and Joshua Rodgers, “Sunday Best” runner-up Alexis Spight, and Trin-I-Tee 5:7—who were able to abruptly get out of their deal last year—are the only artists on the Music World roster who have sold any units in recent years.

Y’all pray for Beyoncé’s daddy.

Kanye West Complains About Celebrity Life, Disrespect Toward Kim Kardashian on “Jimmy Kimmel”

Last night, Kanye West appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and ranted for a very long time.

He had such legit criticism about the ways in which people treat celebrities, plus the difficulties he, and any other music artist for the matter, faces in trying to branch out into industry’s beyond music.

Then of course, he presented his trademark delusions of grandeurs, which in some cases overshadowed some of arguments he was making. In other words, your typical Kanye West interview.

The interview kicked off with a discussion of the now infamous sketch that sent Kanye into a Twitter rant aimed directly at Kimmel.

Ever so nice, Kimmel pacified Kanye to a degree, allowing him to feel how he wanted about the sketch without any real pushback. Seriously, the sketch wasn’t even that funny, but it was even less offensive.

Nonetheless, Kanye acknowledged some of the humor in it, but did dismiss any suggestion that his Twitter tirade was a publicity stunt. As he explained, “I’ve never done a publicity stunt in my life… I don’t follow rules of normal celebrity.”

At one point, Kimmel half-joked, “I don’t know if you know this: a lot of people think you’re a jerk.”

One takeaway from the interview was Kanye’s declaration that based on the changing dynamics of “celebrity,” there’s no reason why the mother of his child doesn’t deserve a certain recognition. On that, Kanye shouted, “There’s no way a Kim Kardashian shouldn’t have a star on the walk of fame!”

Insert Whitney Houston’s “Hell to the nawl” soundbite here.

WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW (COURTESY OF YARDIE) AT THE TOP!

No Prenup for Kris & Bruce Jenner + $125 Million Fortune at Stake?

What’s the point in getting divorced in your 60’s? Not to say you’re about to keel over and die, but really, do you really want to be dating in your 60’s?

Who would want that reality if they could get out of it, especially when living in California? Wait, let me shut up before I end up divorcing Trey Songz right at the tender age of 62 and a quarter. Just kidding, y’all. I’d never leave Trey Songz.

Jokes aside, as you’ve heard by, now Kim Kardashian’s mama and step-daddy Kris and Bruce Jenner are breaking up. However, we didn’t know that the couple didn’t have a prenuptial agreement in place.

I don’t blame Kris Jenner for it, though. At the time of their marriage, Bruce Jenner was still a celebrated Olympian who amassed a $100 million fortune from endorsement deals as well as  his corporate airplane sales company, Bruce Jenner Aviation business.

These days, though, it’s Kris bringing in the big bucks as manager of the Kardashian family empire. In fact, there’s a reported $125 million at stake.

As one source explained to Radar:

“Bruce was the primary bread winner and he provided Kris with a luxurious lifestyle when they were first married. He had endorsement deals and was a very popular motivational speaker. But as the Kardashian brand and fortune grew, Bruce joked to Kris that she should have gotten a prenup so he couldn’t take anything from her.”

So maybe it’s Bruce that’ll be walking away with some cash and not the other way around.

The source added, “Never in her wildest dreams would Kris have ever anticipated she could be losing the family fortune she worked so hard for. She won’t give it up without a fight.” Well, maybe she should’ve been a little sweeter to him.

Meanwhile, the source adds:

“Bruce likely won’t fight Kris to keep the house. He’ll probably ask that she just buy him out… which Kris won’t want to do because it means spending her own money. If they end up divorcing, one thing is certain — Kris is not going to part with a penny more than she has to!”

GET THAT MONEY, BRUCE! But you know, #TeamKris, though. That woman is a magician.

Bow Wow Says He’s “Honored” to Be a “Catfish” for Dee Pimpin

Tuesday night’s episode of MTV’s “Catfish: The TV Show” was pretty bizarre to say the least. It featured a 19-year-old woman named Keyonnah who believed she was in an online relationship with rapper and BET 106 & Park host Bow Wow. Spoiler alert: she wasn’t.

According to Keyonnah, who is a single mother, by the way, she and a person she believed to be Bow Wow “met” about four months ago, after she left her phone number on his (or what she believed to be his) Facebook fan page, and they started texting each other daily.

Over the course of their four-month “relationship,” this Bow Wow impersonator even went as far as to gift Keyonnah with $10,000 (in the form of a money order, none-the-less) to help her and her daughter out, and also, to, you know, PROVE “his” identity.

But Keyonnah started to become skeptical when “Bow Wow” refused to Skype with her or meet up in person because he was so “busy,” and that’s where, MTV and “Catfish” come in.

After being contacted by Keyonnah, Nev Schulman and Max Joseph did their Batman and Robin thing and dug a bit deeper, and when the three of them went to meet “Bow Wow” in Atlanta, that’s when they found out that there was no Bow Wow after-all.

“Bow Wow” was actually a 23-year-old woman — A WOMAN — named “Dee Pimpin,” who admitted to being into “straight” women because she loved the challenge and bragged about how she had managed to trick a few hoodrats on the Internet into thinking she was really Bow Wow, and it involved the use of a lambskin dildo.

We couldn’t make this sh*t up if we tried, people.

“So you kind of created the profile as a trap in a way to meet girls?” Max asked her. “Yeah, to meet girls. To meet a lot of girls,” Dee said. “For me, I like a challenge … I know Bow Wow, he gets that attention. All the girls love him.”

Poor Keyonnah. She really thought she was talking to Bow Wow for a hot minute, and it turns out she was in a long distance “relationship” with a lesbian stud from Atlanta named “Dee Pimpin.” Well dayum.

Of course since the episode was so ridiculous, everyone and their mama was talking about it on Twitter (see memes above), and it caught the attention of the real Bow Wow, who posted a video response on BET’s website, saying how “honored” he was to be used at a “catfish,” but also warning that it’s impossible to truly impersonate him.

“Just look at me … You can’t impersonate this. These eyes, these ain’t contacts. You can’t buy these and put these in your eyes to think that you’re Bow Wow. These tattoos on my body? These is permanent. You can’t draw these on. It’s only one. it can only be one. Not two, one. Just one, and that’s me.”

“I feel honored,” he added. “It’s dope and it’s fly when someone wants to be you. And not only they wanna be you, in their mind they are you. That’s crazy. But I like it. It’s free promo. For myself, for BET, for ‘106 & Park.'”

Then he invited both of the women — the one who got Catfished and the one who pretended to be him — to come on “106” and talk about the whole thing.

“But we gon’ do it on my time though, on our network though and on our show,” he said. “I mean ya’ll did take all our pictures from our show and used them. You want to holla at Bow Weezy, come to 106.”

WATCH BOW WOW’S REACTION TO THIS ABSURD “CATFISH” EPISODE BELOW:

Tabloid Claims Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Are Teetering Towards Divorce

Mariah Carey helped celebrate her wedding anniversary to Nick Cannon by baring her breasts to him via the Twitter:

I didn’t get it initially, but then I remembered that we’re talking about Mariah Carey here and this is what Mariah Carey does.

However, some messy folks on living along the tabloid side of life are claiming doth protest too much. As in, Mariah and Nick are cheating on each other and are heading for a break up.

I don’t believe that in the least. Hell, I imagine those two will outlast most celebrity couples.

That said, I’m sure this helps keep Mariah in the headlines. And you know she is still working on new music, darling, so maybe this helps? Wait, no. The answer is no.

Whatever, the rumor is out there.

From The National Enquirer:

On Oct. 8, MARIAH CAREY hit the Internet to wish her husband NICK CANNON a happy 33rd birthday, tweeting a sexy close-up photo of her bra-busting boobs with the message, “I’m waiting on youuuu.”

Oddly enough, that missive came after The ENQUIRER contacted their reps concerning our story about the celebrity couple’s marriage hitting a rough patch.

We offered them a chance to comment on rumors that BOTH of the stars have been cheating, setting up a potential divorce battle over Mariah’s $500 million fortune. Mariah’s rep denied the claims, and then Mariah fired off her lovey-dovey tweet. Coincidence? You be the judge!

In a bombshell expose, The ENQUIRER reveals that all is NOT as rosy as Mariah and Nick would want you to believe. In fact, we have evidence to prove that the 43-year-old songbird has not been wearing her wedding ring recently while getting cozy with some young hunks in the music business.

“All this cavorting around with handsome men has Nick seeing red,” said a source. “He’s about at the end of his rope with Mariah.”

Meanwhile, insiders say that Mariah has always been worried about her much younger husband’s wandering eye. And she flipped out when she surprised Nick, 33, on the set of his MTV show and found him flirting with a pretty contestant.

Uh, she was acting, you fool. See, that is proof right there that Mariah is a better actress than you all give her credit for.

Eminem is in “Survival” Mode in New Video

Here’s the video for Eminem‘s new single “Survival,” which is part “Call of Duty: Ghosts” promo and part Eminem rapping in a warehouse, with random scenes of a bunch of hooligans running around town spray painting things.

“Survival” comes from the soon-to-be 41-year-old’s eighth studio album ‘The Marshall Mathers LP 2,’ which is due out on November 5th and also features the Rick Rubin-produced single “Berzerk.”

And no, that’s not a typo. Eminem turns 41 next Thursday (Oct 17) even though he still looks exactly like he did when he first came out 15 years ago. This guy just refuses to age.

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO FOR “SURVIVAL” UP TOP!

Kardashian No More: Bruce Jenner Ditches Kris and Her Klan

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner have finally confirmed what we’ve all been speculating for months: they are no longer together, and have “separated,” which means that Bruce now gets to do whatever the hell he wants, whenever the hell he wants, and he doesn’t have to get permission to do it.

The couple, who have been married for 22 years, officially announced their split to E! News, saying in a joint statement that they have been living “separately” and are “much happier this way.”

Those Kardashians never treated Bruce right anyway, so good for him for finally getting away from the Klan.

If this were an episode of “True Blood,” Kris would have been Bruce’s maker, and she would have told him “As your maker, I release you,” freeing him of her control and influence. But since this is real life, and not HBO, we just have this statement:

“We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”

Is it wrong to imagine Bruce Jenner slowly typing this while Kris stands stands behind him with her arms folded like a villain, nodding her head and requiring approval for every. single. word? It is? Oh, OK.

News of Bruce and Jenner’s separation shouldn’t be new to anyone who keeps up with the Kardashians.

As E! points out, during the current season of their reality show, Bruce has been living in another home, and Khloe told Jay Leno a few months back that her mom and step-dad “like to live a part.”

“They’re not having problems, but they still like to live apart, which is definitely different,” she told Jay Leno. “You know, Bruce and my mom, they wanted some… In my house there is a man room for [Lamar Odom]. A room, not a different house. So I think they took my idea and ran with it. They got another house and Bruce stays there sometimes.”

According to TMZ, Bruce’s “man house” is in Malibu, where he’s been living full-time and “spending a lot of time with his sons Brody and Brandon,” while Kris has been staying in Calabasas with their daughters.

Sources close to the couple say there’s no plan to divorce just yet because they don’t want to mess up their reality show, which makes the family at least $40 million … which sounds like a pretty good reason to stay together on paper for a few more years to us!

Pharrell is Planning a HUGE Party to Celebrate His Wedding to Model Helen Lasichanh

Earlier this year, Pharrell Williams quietly married fashion designer and model Helen Lasichanh. The two share a son, Rocket Man Williams. The ceremony took place in France in August.

Though the two kept mum about the wedding, they’re now planning a huge party to celebrate with friends and family.

Page Six has the word on the party — including who’s performing:

Guests expected include Jay Z and Justin Timberlake, who are rumored to perform. Other guests include Robin Thicke and Paula Patton, David Guetta and Gwen Stefani.

We’re told the bash will be held outside, and guests have been told to wear “garden party attire.” Each has been asked to provide his or her shoe size, suggesting that special slippers may be provided, to protect the garden.

A source tells us, “Pharrell has worked with everyone. He just produced Miley Cyrus’ album, he has worked with Beyoncé, Madonna, Shakira, Daft Punk, Kanye West and Jennifer Lopez. Half the music business will be there.”

Be honest: How many of y’all are sad as hell that Pharrell married someone that wasn’t you? It’s okay ladies…and select gents. Share your pain here. You’re in a safe, judgment free zone.

That said, congrats or whatever Pharrell…and Mrs. Pharrell.

Watch: “Chrissy & Mrs. Jones” Season 2 Sneak Peak

THEY’RE BACK!!!

The Jones’ — Chrissy & Jimmy — are making their way back to our TV screens, with the second season of their reality show “Chrissy & Mr. Jones” set to premiere on October 28th, right after “Love & Hip Hop (New York),” and here’s your first look!

Though the engaged couple still has no wedding date in sight, they still have some other things going on to keep them plenty busy, like the latest addition to their home (Jim’s son 10-year-old “Pudy”), and the fact that the always hilarious Mama Jones is penning a book about relationships.

“It’s funny that Nancy is writing a book on love and romance, and she tried to f*ck mine up,” Chrissy points out in a confessional clip.

WATCH THE SNEAK PEAK AT THE TOP, and make sure you tune in to the second season premiere of “Chrissy & Mrs. Jones” on Monday, October 28th at 9/8c, only on VH1.

Watch: “Love & Hip Hop (New York)” Season 4 Sneak Peak

“Love & Hip Hop (New York)” is back for its fourth season, set to premiere later this month, and VH1 has released a teaser trailer to give you a sneak peak at what to expect from it.

In the 30-second clip, Tahiry Jose and Joe Budden look like they’re trying to give their relationship another chance, but things don’t look too promising.

Elsewhere, Erica Mena seems to have moved on from Rich Dollaz and is now with a woman (no surprise there!), Yandy Smith is still dealing with being a single mother due to her fiance Mendecees‘ unfortunate incarceration, and newcomer K. Michelle has brought her “charm” from Hotlanta all the way up to the Big Apple.

Though it remains to be seen how K. Michelle will fare with her new cast mates, we’re sure her job is the bring the drama, just like she always has and always will.

WATCH THE SNEAK PEAK UP TOP, and be sure to catch “LHHNY” when its fourth season premieres on Monday, October 28th at 8/7c!

Britney Spears Criticized For Describing Gays As “Adorable” and “Hilarious”

The reinvigorated Britney Spears is continuing on with her more alert interviews — the latest being a radio interview on 99.7 NOW FM in San Francisco.

During her discussion with the radio personalities, Brit Brit was asked about the role gays and gay culture played in her new single “Work Bitch.” Her response has since drawn the ire of a few gay people who feel as though Britney’s description of the gays she’s encountered in her life is akin to “pets.”

On gay the people who have influenced her work through the years, Britney said, “A lot of my hair stylists and my beauty team that I work with are gay so I hang out with gays a lot and I just think they’re adorable and hilarious.”

Normally, I’d be annoyed by that description, but in this instance, I think some are being a wee bit too critical. This is Britney Spears, a woman of many talents, though none of them are in public speaking. Moreover, she also described Miley Cyrus as “adorable.”

I don’t think Britney meant any harm; she was merely talking about the gay people she knows in a question about broader gay culture.

But again, it’s Britney Spears. I imagine the word “adorable” is simply her go-to word for when she wants to say something nice but is unsure of what to say.

Alicia Keys Lets the World Know She Believes in Aliens

While promoting a new passion project, the independent drama The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete — starring Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, Anthony Mackie, and Jeffrey Wright — Alicia Keys was asked about extraterrestrial life and revealed that if she could, she’d hang out with ET.

Via Buzzfeed:

Q: Do you believe that aliens exist?

AK: Yeah, I do [laughs].

Q: Do you think they’ll visit earth?

AK: I think they’re here now [laughing].

Q: Living among us?

AK: Yeah!

Q: You ever meet anyone you think is an alien?

AK: Yeah, I’ve met some serious aliens in my life, for sure [laughs]. I’m sure you’ve seen a UFO. Haven’t all of us seen something flying in the sky, and it’s at some random time of night that doesn’t make sense, and it’s not the shape of a plane?

Q: If an alien wanted to take you to space, would you go?

AK: I don’t know if I’d go with an alien to space. I would have to feel the alien’s vibe. I’m a vibe person. If it was ET, I may go [laughs].

She handled this well. She shared her suspicions and beliefs and injected a little humor with it, which helps avoid people trying to put her on the crazy train. Well done, Alicia. Well done.

Personally, I think it’s selfish and outright silly to think we’re the only species of our kind in the ever-expanding universe. But you know, I probably wouldn’t go anywhere with E.T. Riding public transit in New York City is strange enough.

Lauryn Hill Will Delay House Arrest to Go on Tour

Lauryn Hill may be out of prison, but she’s not technically done serving her time for tax evasion.

In addition to three months in jail, which she just wrapped up, Lauryn is supposed to be confined to her home for three months. Instead, she’s going to get a bit of a break between Nov. 15th through Dec. 31st to tour.

You see, there ain’t nothin’ goin’ on but the rent, plus the holiday shopping season is upon us. Then again, based on that awful new song of hers called “Consumerism,” she might be passing out lumps of coals to people in honor of the struggle.

In any event, L-Boogie asked the judge to give her a pass on her house arrest so she could tour. The judge agreed, so fans can soon expect to hear about tour dates.

She will be on a tight leash, though. According to TMZ, “prison officials will still keep tabs on her — she’ll have to run all the details — dates, cities, hotels — past her probation officer.”

As soon as the clock strikes midnight, Lauryn must be back at her home to finish the rest of her sentence. I would say she’s like the pumpkin from Cinderella, but Lauryn seems much more like a rotten piece of grapefruit.

It’s quite impressive that after all this time, people are still willing to pay to see Lauryn Hill show up six hours late and sing songs that sound like they were remixed by acid and misplaced anger.

Frank Ocean Almost Did A Chipotle Commercial, According To Fiona Apple

In a new interview with Pitchfork, Fiona Apple revealed that Frank Ocean was originally tapped to do the Chipotle commercial that she ultimately lent her vocals to.

If you haven’t heard her hauntingly beautiful cover of “Pure Imagination,” you can check out the clip below. As much as I love Frank Ocean, Fiona’s interpretation of that song cannot be touched. I love that bad nerves-having woman. Just love.

Maybe you can do the next one Frank. Or you know, do some other high brow chain restaurant. Maybe Umami Burger or something. I would’ve said Chick-fil-A, but you know, that whole gay thing. Or gay-ish thing. Whatever, you get what I mean.

Check out the excerpt of Fiona Apple explaining how she ended up doing the gig and not Mr. Ocean below.

Pitchfork: You recently covered “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka for a Chipotle commercial, which seems out of character. How did that happen?

FA: Chipotle was in a big rush and they initially wanted Frank Ocean, but he screwed up his voice. And they wanted to use “Pure Imagination”, a song I wanted to do in a show when I was 18 but was too afraid to. I didn’t want Gene Wilder to be upset about that song being sung by some idiot. I thought that I had the best chance of doing it well. This is the absolute truth: The only person that I care what they think of the Chipotle commercial is Gene Wilder.

And here’s her gorgeous cover of “Pure Imagination”:

Laurieann Gibson Says Lady Gaga is “Rhythmically Challenged”

Lady Gaga‘s old choreographer and Ms. Boom Kack herself, Laurieann Gibson, stopped by Australia’s “Mornings” to talk about her big career and her most publicized former employer, Lady Gaga.

Laurieann was sweet in her praise of Gaga, though she did note that she had “limited rhythmic ability” and was “rhythmically challenged.” No one should be surprised by this.

Love you, Stefani, but girl, you do often give jazz hands and awkward girl bops all the time.

Laurieann also shared her thoughts with other artists she’s worked with, including Katy Perry. Whew, Katy Perry is a beauty and knows how to craft a great pop song. That said, she can’t dance worth a single damn either.

Laurieann didn’t mention Nicki Minaj, but they’ve worked together extensively, too. Some people fault Nicki for being a Caribbean girl who can’t really dutty wine, but she’s come a long, long way. She used to have the saddest body roll in all of the diaspora. And now, look at her, she can at least earn a good tip at the Player’s Club if times ever got that hard.

Laurieann is a miracle worker. Maybe she needs to work with Britney Spears and Rihanna. Or you know, Miley Cyrus, aka Our Lady of Bad Twerk.

In any event, check out the clip below:

Miley Cyrus Talking Sex with Matt Lauer is as Awkward as It Sounds

In his post Katie Couric and Meredith Viera life, Matt Lauer has become synonymous with awkward moments on Today, though his interview with Miley Cyrus is one for the books.

While discussing her new album ‘Bangerz,’ Matt shifted the discussion to sex and asked the 20-year-old pop star how long her “sexual phase” will last.

Matt, why are you asking this? You creepy man, you. Have you learned nothing from your verbal spanking from Anne Hathaway?

In response to Matt’s creepy question, the quick witted daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus said:

“I heard when you turn 40 things start to go a little less sexual. So probably around 40, around that time I heard that’s when some people don’t have sex anymore. I guess maybe around then.”

Matt’s actually closer to 60, so that got Miley to quip, “Oh, well, then you’re really definitely not sexual.”

Yes, that really happened on morning television. You can catch the segment at the top!

Philly News Anchor’s Tweet Comparing “Breaking Bad” to Deadly Shooting Stirs Controversy

We all miss “Breaking Bad.” Jessie’s marvelously expressive face, Walter’s “I don’t give a f*ck” attitude, and all of the “oh shit” moments that unfolded. But last night, it became clear that some folks are going to appalling lengths to keep the AMC hit alive since it concluded last month.

For instance, Joyce Evans of Philadelphia’s WTXF-TV decided that it would be a good idea to use the much talked-about series finale to promote a segment on a shootout in Philadelphia.

“Thought ‘Breaking Bad’ was hot last Sunday?” Evans asked, “See who’s breaking bad in SW Philly, leavin’ 6 people SHOT — Tonite at Ten!”

The tweet, which went up on Sunday, has naturally generated major criticism. First, the reporter was reprimanded by her followers on the social media site and eventually, major news outlets began discussing it.

Evans defended herself, claiming that she only meant to draw parallels between the violence depicted on-screen that audiences typically devour, and the harsh realities of everyday crime.

“Last tweet NOT AST [sic] ALL A JOKE,” she posted. “Very real life drama was the point as oppose to one that end on tv. That was my point.”

As the Hollywood Reporter notes, the shooting is still a developing story. According to the site, the brutal incident resulted in five people wounded and one dead. The shooter is still a reportedly at large.

“Basketball Wives” Recap: Life Without Tasha Marbury Is Sweet

Since making her debut on the “Basketball Wives” show, Tasha Marbury has rubbed people the wrong way.

At first, it was the viewers who were turned off by Tasha’s holier-than-thou attitude and her standoffish behavior. But it wasn’t long before her castmates began to give her the cold shoulder too.

Last episode, Tasha confronted all of the ladies on their decision to bail on her birthday party after she showed up two hours late. There was a whole lot of shade thrown but there wasn’t much reconciliation. As if that encounter wasn’t heated enough, Tasha took it a step further and had a one-on-one pow wow with Suzie which resulted in the two of them shoving their hands in each other’s faces. Suzie topped it off by flipping Tasha’s hat to boot.

All I can say is that Suzie is very lucky that this is the “soft and easy” season of BBW cause these ratchet bitches would’ve let her have it if she tried that stunt two seasons ago.

Sensing that the time for a little good ol’ fashioned separation was in the air, we don’t see Tasha on camera at all the whole episode. Evelyn calls her on the phone to invite her to their annual girls’ trip but beyond that, she’s not heard from again.

But just because Tasha doesn’t make an appearance doesn’t mean she isn’t the subject of shade and gossip.

Tami Throws a Party

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As part of their commitment to show the more positive side of the ladies’ lives, VH1 has to waste camera footage on the “business” side of these ex-wives, jump-offs and ex-girlfriends.

Tami Roman was among the loudest ones complaining about how they didn’t portray her kinder, gentler side so now we get to witness her nail polish launch. Now, Tami Roman is a lot of things. She’s the life of the party, a cold-stone maniac and a damn good hustler, but this whole nail polish thing just makes me laugh my ass off.

They really got Tami out here selling bootleg CVS nail polish from China with her name slapped on the bottle.

I mean, truth be told, it’s no more of a scam than that Vitamin Water junk 50 Cent got rich off of, but still. The only thing Tami did for this so-called business was get approached by a manufacturer who thought they could turn a quick dollar if they attached their commodity product to a demi celebrity.

Hey, ain’t no shame in that game. That formula works well for celebrity scents, right?

One thing you have to give Tami credit for though is her event planning steez. While Tasha’s weave bar was an unmitigated disaster, Tami’s nail polish launch is the exact opposite. It’s well-lit, properly decorated and best of all, there’s no terrifying Dora the Explorer-type mascot.

“Now this is a real event,” Suzie exclaims. Since Suzie is shady as hell, she can’t resist taking a jab at Tasha, so she follows that up by asking, “Where’s Big Diva?”

“She ain’t invited,” Evelyn snaps.

Tami’s reaction:
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Afterward, once Shaunie arrives, Tami gathers all of the ladies for the first genuinely mushy moment of the season.

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She says that she, Suzie, Shaunie and Evelyn are a “sisterhood” and that she looks up to them in what they do. Tami then gets teary eyed and the ladies hug it out.

While it’s easy to be cynical about this moment, you can appreciate Tami’s journey, since when she began BBW she didn’t have a penny to her name. So Shaunie, Evelyn and Suzie literally helped lift her out of poverty by bringing her into their fold.

Let’s pause for this brief moment of maturity, affection and kindness.

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Ok, that’s enough. Back to the ratchet!

Evelyn’s So-Called Life

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I’m not sure what’s worse: Watching Evelyn mope about Chad or watching Evelyn walk around dazed and confused through her so-called “projects.”

There’s no denying that Evelyn is the Big Don Diva of the group but does that mean we really have to sit there and watch Evelyn try on a pair of skinny jeans that she had little-to-no hand in making but will get to claim she “designed” for her line?

When we’re not watching her fake her way through business meetings, Evelyn is busy talking with people. On the phone.

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Trust me, we the viewers are equally as bored by these scenes as much as Evelyn is bored by that conversation with Suzie.

The whole point of Evelyn on this show is that she’s a firecracker. While it’s not okay for her to put hands on people, she does need to use her sharp tongue to cut these chickens down a notch or two.

But with Jennifer shooed out of the wolf pack and Tasha keeping her distance, Evelyn doesn’t have anyone to attack. The producers need to give Evelyn a rival or keep it moving. This is a waste of a TV shark.

Tami Ain’t Got Time for Cancer

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In between weave bars, nail salons and afternoon lunches, Tami finds time to visit the doctor with her mother, who’s been diagnosed with liver cancer.

In this scene, Tami visits with her mother’s internal medicine doctor and complains that the previous doctor told her that her mother didn’t have long to live. This, she says, put her and her daughters on an emotional roller coaster and now she doesn’t have the energy to face the prospect of losing her mother to cancer, even though she’s been doing better.

Tami freely admits her point-of-view is selfish. While it’s understandable that Tami wants to reduce the emotional collateral damage her mother’s passing will cause, it still sounds heartless to say, “I can’t be emotionally available.”

You have to wonder how Tami’s mother feels about this. Producers never let her voice her opinion on Tami’s words.

A Toast to the Bougey Queen, Mrs. Tasha

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As the episode comes to a close, Tami and Suzie meet up for wine and cheese. They gossip and rehash Suzie’s conflict with Tasha for the 15th time. And Suzie keeps trotting out this whole “Lil’ Tami” thing and Tami pushes back that Suzie needs to own her ratchet behavior and stop blaming it on her influence.

As the ladies chit chat about how things might play out when they go to London with Mrs. Tasha, the waitress swings by to ask them if they’d like to try some “Bugey” wine.

Tami and Suzie damn near fall out of their seats and Tami asks to see the bottle to verify that the wine is actually called Bugey.

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Welp. Guess that foreshadowing means Tasha’s gonna be a pain in the ass on this London trip. Should be a jolly good time for all.

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