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Why Does Mariah Carey Look Like the Old Whore of Candyland?

At one point do you look in the mirror and say, “I’m too old damn for this bullshit?”

I will always and forever cherish Mariah Carey. I love this woman the way she loves all things prepubescent; the way Hoda and Kathie Lee love wine o’clock; the way Rick Ross loves a good tall tale (insert aggressive grunt here).

As a matter of fact, I am singing “Honey” aka a legendary ditty about going down while writing this. My dedication to Mimi is unwavering, but I did look at these pictures and feel a little sad.

I know, I know. Mariah is who she is. I get it. Still, girl, what? Leave it to Mariah Carey to challenge the limits of my progressivism.

Why does she look like the old whore of Candyland?

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T.I. Drops His Own “Drunk In Love” Remix (ft. Beyoncé & Jay Z)

The Kang and the Queen unite!

T.I. is the latest rapper to lay down some bars on Beyoncé’“Drunk In Love” hit, which also features Jay Z.

Kanye West hopped on the official remix of the track and rapped about impregnating his future wife Kim Kardashian’s mouth.

Now Tip has added his own Southern “Trap” style flavor to the track.

LISTEN TO T.I.’S “DRUNK IN LOVE” REMIX HERE:

Shirtless Justin Bieber Turns Up in ATL with Diddy, Rick Ross, T.I. and More at Vanquish Nightclub (PHOTOS)

Even if he brought it on himself, Justin Bieber has had a pretty rough start to his year, so you’ll have to excuse him for partying with his shirt off. He just doesn’t care right now!

The 19-year-old singer (who started off his night fully clothed) was spotted hanging out with a bunch of rappers and their entourages at a party thrown by Diddy at Vanquish nightclub in Atlanta earlier this month (Wed. Feb 5).

And while everyone was else was poppin’ bottles, the Biebs stuck to water — specifically Diddy’s AQUAhydrate — but as for weed, we’re pretty sure he hit the blunt a few times, which explains the need for water. You gotta stay hydrated so you don’t get keep that weird “cotton mouth” feeling.

T.I., Rick Ross, his MMG artists Wale & Stalley, Jermaine Dupri, Trinidad James and Lil Scrappy and others were all in attendance at Diddy’s party, as well as the rap mogul’s girlfriend Cassie, Justin Bieber’s (rumored) girlfriend Chantel Jeffries, and “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” stars Erica Dixon and Karlie Redd.

CHECK OUT A BUNCH OF PICS (COURTESY OF PRINCE WILLIAMS & ATLPICS.NET) BELOW:

T.I., Tiny & the Harris Family Celebrate Messiah’s 14th Birthday with Bowling Party in Atlanta (PHOTOS)

T.I.‘s oldest son Messiah Harris turned 14 years old recently, and to celebrate, the rapper threw the teen a private birthday party, which was held at a bowling alley in Atlanta, and friend to the blog FreddyO was there to capture everything.

The heir apparent to the Harris family throne was surrounded by his friends, his girlfriend and close family, including his siblings (Domani, King, Major and Deyjah) and his mother LaShon as they all enjoyed good food, music and bowling. Tiny even came off of vacation early to be there for her son on his big day.

Messiah, who stars along with his family on the VH1 reality series “T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle,” was also gifted by his “Pops” with a brand new truck that he can’t legally drive yet … because, unless we’re mistaken, he has at least another year left until he can try for his Georgia permit.

Overall though, it looks like everyone enjoyed themselves and had a good time at Messiah’s private 14th birthday party. We wouldn’t be surprised if we actually get to see what went down on an upcoming episode of “Family Hustle!”

CHECK OUT THE PICS (VIA FREDDYO) BELOW:

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” Recap: Kenya Moore Beats NeNe Leakes at Her Own Game

Don’t let it be said that Kenya Moore is anybody’s fool. Some people may have pegged her as crazy, but, baby, that Kenya Moore is whip-smart.

After the debacle that went down the last few episodes, the ladies of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” have decided it’s time to put the violence behind them. Porsha organizes a roller derby event for the girls and everyone shows up for the fun, except for NeNe. Little Miss Sourpuss is still at home, licking her wounds about her event that went haywire.

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It’s her loss because for once, all of the ladies get along quite well and Kenya even bravely apologizes for her role in escalating the firestorm that broke out at NeNe’s pajama party.

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The girls are all receptive to Kenya’s apology, except for Phaedra, who throws shade on it during her confessional. But hey, a leopard ain’t gonna change its spots.

After their pow wow, Kenya, Cynthia and Porsha get out on the floor and start roller derbying while big booty Phaedra and Kandi sit their Georgia peaches right on the couch and watch from afar. Apparently their donkey booties weren’t made for this butch lesbian sport.

Marlo and Kenya Are New BFFs

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Hardened criminal Marlo Hampton is the roach of RHOA. They’ve tried to stamp her out so many times but she keeps popping up over and over again. At first, Marlo was Kandi and Phaedra’s acquaintance because they thought she would serve as an arch nemesis to NeNe, but NeNe flipped the script and became fast friends with Marlo.

Now, however, Marlo finds herself on the outs with NeNe so she pops up at Lawrence’s hair salon and happens to run into Kenya Moore, who is also a good gal pal of Miss Lawrence’s. Since Kenya is largely friend-less among her castmates, Kenya is in search of a few good friends, so she gloms onto Marlo and compliments the jailbird for being honest and authentic. What next, will Kenya call R. Kelly virtuous and kind-hearted?

Kenya should just go ahead and admit that she wants to befriend Marlo because she knows Marlo is messy and she knows it’ll make NeNe mad since Marlo was a bridesmaid in her wedding. Boom. There it is.

But we’ve gotta go through the motions, so Kenya invites Marlo to judge this casting call for bachelors for her impromptu charity event in honor of NeNe.

The (Few) Bachelors of Atlanta Flop

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Because Cynthia’s Bailey Agency never seems to be busy, Kenya runs over to her sorta friend and asks if she can use her space for a bachelor casting call. Since Cynthia’s not busy, she agrees. But Kenya might’ve understeimated the reach of those few tweets she sent out because only SIX men showed up to audition.

If this had been Porsha, they would’ve ripped her to shreds and made fun of her ineptitude and disorganization. But Kenya must in the producers’ good graces because they don’t go anywhere near that kind of angling.

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Instead, we’re treated to a cadre of guys who couldn’t even win Mr. Personality at your local community college. If Kenya’s goal is to raise money for NeNe’s “Saving Our Daughters” charity, then she’s gonna have to do better than these D-grade bachelors.

Thankfully, come event night, Marlo apparently has pulled a few strings and staffed Kenya’s event with a bunch of “fine” men. Marlo herself can’t be there but the fact that she was able to coordinate the arrival of a pack of man candy makes you wonder if she some kind of high-flying madam.

NeNe Shows Up and Shows Out at Kenya’s Event

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So here’s the catch: This whole charity event that Kenya is staging is all about making NeNe look bad. In a masterful Machiavellian move, Kenya decides that fighting fire with fire with NeNe doesn’t work. So instead, she opts to manipulate NeNe into self destructing.

It all started with the apology at the derby, which Kenya made to the girls, so that they would see her as reasonable and contrite. She then planned a charity event in NeNe’s HONOR as a way of smoothing things over. “Charity” is the ultimate safeword in “Housewives” universe and that usually means castmates are supposed to put any bad blood aside and help those who are less fortunate than them.

Kenya crafts a plan to invite NeNe, but not invite her directly. She starts off by sending her an evite, which lets her know when the evite has been opened. Kenya never bothers to pick up the phone and call NeNe though and she knows that if she doesn’t call NeNe, NeNe won’t call her.

By taking this approach, Kenya bets on NeNe’s ego doing her in and NeNe’s ego doesn’t disappoint.

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Instead of picking up the phone and questioning Kenya about this party in her honor once she catches wind of it, NeNe feigns ignorance and acts like she wasn’t invited at all when she sits down to chat with Cynthia in Mary J. Blige lacefront wig. She even lies and says she never received an evite. Unfortunately, Kenya has a read receipt that says otherwise so NeNe will have to try better spin than that.

Cynthia tries to get past the invite issue and asks NeNe if she’ll be attending, but NeNe remains as stubborn as ever and insists she won’t be there unless Kenya reaches out to her.

Well, Cynthia ends up blowing up NeNe’s phone, begging her to show up. And Kenya sends her a text message. Cynthia’s pleading finally breaks the levy and in burst NeNe Leakes looking like bedazzled refrigerator with Mufasa’s mane glued on top.

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NeNe is there physically but she ain’t there for it mentally. She has a stank face from the moment she walks in and it only gets worse Kenya calls on NeNe impromptu to give a speech to everyone at the party. GOT-CHA!

Realizing she’s been set up, NeNe digs her heels in and takes her time in approaching the mic. It takes so long that Kenya has to ask NeNe to step up to the mic twice.

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While most people try to put on airs and keep squabbles out of the public eye, NeNe aggressively snatches the mic from Kenya and comments that she didn’t know she had so many “good friends.” NeNe then thanks her charity and drops the mic. That’s it. No small talk, no words of inspiration, nothing.

Everyone at the party is awestruck by the audacity of NeNe to blow off her own charity and to insult the host of the party.

Victory #2. Kenya has succeeded in getting NeNe to expose her own toxic behavior and guess what? It makes Peter sick to his stomach.

Before you know it, Peter is barking at Cynthia that he wants to leave and it turns out that it’s because he’s disgusted with NeNe’s behavior. Someone informs NeNe of this and before you know it, Peter and NeNe are squabbling back and forth with Cynthia staying mute on the sidelines and Gregg hesitantly trying to intervene.

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For some reason, NeNe insults Peter in her confessional interviews as being a “bitch ass” for getting involved in so-called women’s affairs. But when her pal Christopher Williams intervened in his wife’s arguments with Kenya, THAT was okay? Bye, Nene.

Meanwhile, back at the charity event, Kenya looks gracious, elegant and poised as ever as she networks and raises money for charity while NeNe looks shallow, flustered and petty as ever for stomping off and disrespecting everyone involved.

NeNe tried to set Kenya up to be embarrassed at that pillow talk event and instead, Kenya beat her at her own game later.

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Team Kenya strikes back, bitch.

Flappy Bird Creator Says He Deleted the Game Because It Was Too “Addictive”

Flappy Bird is dead and gone, unfortunately. But after the app’s reclusive (and seemingly troubled) creator Dong Nguyen deleted it out of nowhere — “because it ruined his simple life,” he said — everyone wanted to now the REAL reason why he pulled it from app stores.

In an interview with Forbes, Nguyen explained that Flappy Bird “happened to become an addictive product” and he thought it had become a “problem.”

“Flappy Bird was designed to play in a few minutes when you are relaxed,” says Dong Nguyen, in an exclusive interview, his first since he pulled the plug on the app. “But it happened to become an addictive product. I think it has become a problem. To solve that problem, it’s best to take down Flappy Bird. It’s gone forever.”

The free app was #1 (until it was deleted) across all app stores and was reportedly pulling in at least $50,000 a day through advertisements, but Nguyen found that type of overnight success overwhelming.

“My life has not been as comfortable as I was before,” explained Nguyen to Forbes. “I couldn’t sleep.”

But since deleting the app, Nguyen says that his conscience has been relieved, and he spent the days afterward “Internet-free,” catching up on sleep. “I don’t think it’s a mistake,” he says. “I have thought it through.”

Nguyen insists that he will NOT be bringing Flappy Bird back, even though the world wants him to, but as Forbes points out, there are so many knockoffs that they need not worry:

Clones have stormed the App store with names like Flappy Plane, Flappy Whale, Flappy Penguin and Flappy Angry Bird.

Asked if there was anything he wanted to tell the disappointed fans Flappy Bird, Nguyen said simply, “Thank you very much for playing my game.”

R.I.P. FLAPPY BIRD…

Source: Forbes

Taco Bell to Introduce Mobile Ordering Through Smartphone Apps This Year

Taco Bell is expanding into the mobile ordering market!

According to Nation’s Restaurant News, the fast food chain started development on the app about two-and-a-half years ago, and they are now beta testing it at five stores in Orange County, CA.

A number of other restaurant chains have seen success from mobile ordering, including Chipotle, as well as pizza chains such as Domino’s, Pizza Hut and Papa John’s. Chick-Fil-A is also said to be testing their own mobile app as well.

Outside of smartphone apps, Pizza Hut sold $1 million worth of pizza through its online delivery app on the Xbox 360 game console in the first four months of the app’s launch, proving there’s a potential market for “console ordering” too.

But the difference between apps for pizza restaurants and fast food chains like Taco Bell is the delivery service portion. Customers at the Bell will have to actually go to the restaurant to pick up their pre-prepared meals, much like Chipotle’s app.

Taco Bell’s app will allow users to find the restaurant closest to them, displaying pricing specific to that location along with customized menu options and more.

In addition to stored debit/credit cards, users will also be able to use Taco Bell gift cards and orders in the restaurant will be flagged as from a mobile device.

The app then determines the user’s location using GPS technology to figure out when they are near the restaurant, and then it will send their order to Taco Bell to be prepared.

That way, your tacos won’t be sitting there getting all soggy because you were high and forgot that you even ordered Taco Bell. (It’s the little things, people. The little things are what really matter!)

More via NRN.com:

The guest then has the option of in-store pick up or using the drive thru — but they don’t have to make that decision until they arrive at the restaurant. If the drive thru line is long, for example, they can tap “in-store” pickup and go inside. Jenkins said a separate pick up window for mobile orders will be available to allow those guests to avoid the line.

If using the drive thru, guests simply stop at the call box and announce their arrival by name — “Mobile order for John” — cueing the kitchen to prepare the meal and have it ready at the pick up window.

Workers will be challenged to maintain speed of service during peak hours, when restaurants are receiving a steady flow of mobile orders at the same time guests are lined up at the counter.

However, [Jeff Jenkins, mobile lead for Taco Bell] contends that mobile ordering will help eliminate some of the drag caused by consumers with “menu board anxiety,” as well as improving accuracy.

When ordering by smartphone, for example, guests can take their time deciding whether to add sour cream or remove the cheese without holding up the line. “It’s really more about convenience and customization,” he noted.

According to recent research from the National Restaurant Association, at least 74 percent of consumers in the 18-34 demographic said they would order takeout/delivery on a mobile device, if it were available.

Two in five consumers among all ages said that they already use smartphones to find restaurant and/or get directions, and Jenkins believes capturing those users alone would be a wonderful opportunity.

“Mobile is the biggest shift in QSR since the drive thru,” said Jenkins. “If you can get 10 million people to download your app, you’re putting a portal to Taco Bell in 10 million pockets.”

Taco Bell already has a mobile app (which currently only has a menu and store locator), but the new mobile ordering service is expected to roll out nationwide later this year.

Kanye West Gets Raunchy on Remix to Beyoncé & Jay Z’s “Drunk In Love” (Is He Talking About Kim Kardashian?)

Kanye West has hopped on the remix to Beyoncé & Jay Z‘s hit single “Drunk in Love” and the controversial rapper is getting a lot of attention for his raunchy lyrics, which many people believe to be (at least partly) about his fiancée Kim Kardashian.

The track was released on Friday (Feb 14), which just so happened to be Valentine’s Day, and in it, ‘Ye gives you the blueprint to what it’s like to have a successful sex session with him.

Take a look at the (HIGHLY NSFW) lyrics from his verse below (emphasis ours):

Woo! You will never need another lover
Woo! Cause you a milf and I’m a motherfucker
Told you give the drummer some, now the drummer cummin’
I’m pa rum pa pum pumin’ all on your stomach
Yeah, tonight I see some super freaky hoes
That could go from bein’ stripper to a super C.E.O
I don’t know the way you do it, but you do it to me though
And you always told your girlfriends you need you a TV show
Now you got your own money, you don’t need nobody else
But far as hell with all that ass, I think you gon’ need some help
Let me remind you, you got a, you got a great future behind you
You gotta tell me what we tryna do
I ain’t no pastor, don’t do missionary
I know good pussy when I see it, I’m a visionary
I know them haters talkin’, always had us very weary
Yup! On the 35th of Nevuary
Yup! You love the way I’m turnt
After all the money you earned, still show daddy what you learned
That cowgirl, you reverse that cowgirl
You reverse, you reverse, and I impregnated your mouth, girl, ooooh
That’s when I knew you could be my spouse, girl
We fuckin’ all over the house, girl, we just messed up a brand new couch, girl
You ain’t on site then you on Skype
I put you on that bike, you bound, girl
We too wild, won’t turn down
We drunk in love, fuck them

LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ & JAY Z’S “DRUNK IN LOVE REMIX” (FEATURING KANYE WEST) RIGHT HERE:

New York Parents Left Their Four Children Home Alone for Six Days in Freezing Cold Weather, With No Food Or Heat?

Speaking of no good parents, allow us to introduce you to Tulio and Maria Ayala, two parents from Long Island, New York who were arrested on four counts of child endangerment last Wednesday (Feb 12) after abandoning their four young children, leaving them home alone FOR SIX DAYS STRAIGHT IN FREEZING COLD WEATHER, WITHOUT HEAT OR FOOD IN THEIR HOUSE.

Their reason? They were in a “nearby hotel to work out their marital problems,” according to the Daily Mail.

WTF IS WITH THESE NO SH*T PARENTS?!?

But Mrs. and Mrs. Ayalas claim they never abandoned the children (aged: 4, 8, 13 and 15) and that their grandmother, who lives in the basement, was supposed to be looking looking after them.

After being released on bail, the Ayalas told WCBS-TV that they thought their kids were in good hands while they went to go work on their marriage.

“I have been a good parent for 15 years with them,” Tulio Ayala said. “We were having marital problems, and so I told my mom, ‘I’ll be back in a few days. Can you watch them?’ And you know, she said she was fine with it … left them with money in my own house, and she lives in the basement and everything, so they were not unattended.”

More via CBS New York:

The Ayalas said they left their children $100 dollars, food stamps and space heaters. But the grandmother called police, reporting the children home alone.

“She never called or attempted to text me, and said look, ‘I don’t want to watch them,’” Tulio Ayala said. “I would have come home. I’m very upset. I just can’t stand how family can do this to you,” added Maria Ayala.

Police said it was school officials who notified them the children were left unsupervised for six days. They said the grandmother worked and was not home supervising the children, and an oven was used to heat the home.

And neighbor Cathy Martin said the grandmother could not afford to take care the children. She said the parents are rarely home, and the children often seem hungry.

“You can tell when somebody needs something, and the little girl, Sasha — which is my sweetheart; they all are – she would always tell me they were, ‘I’m hungry,’ and I would always, just, you know, give her stuff,” Martin said. “I didn’t know it was to this level.”

Those close to the family said this isn’t the first time the children were left home alone, WCBS 880?s Sophia Hall reported.

Police said the children were not harmed and were released in the care of a relative. The Ayalas said they will fight to get their children back.

Sounds like some of the blame needs to be placed on grandma. But then again, they say this isn’t the first time the Ayalas have left their children alone … so, they don’t sound like “parents of the year” either.

Regardless, why do you need to work out your “marital problems” at some hotel, when you have a home, WITH CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF?

Priorities, people! Priorities…

Florida Parents Almost Let Son Drown in Bathtub Because They Were Too Busy Having Sex

Two Florida “parents” (and we use that term VERY loosely…) are facing charges of child and abuse and child neglect for leaving their child unsupervised in a bathtub, where could have drowned to death.

26-year-old Robert Anthony Scott and 25-year-old Angela Noble were arrested by Florida police after Scott’s mother decided to investigate after hearing a lighter lit from behind a closed bathroom door.

Apparently, Rob and Angie were having sex on the toilet (and possibly doing drugs), while their son was alone in the bathtub “filled with water.”

The boy’s age wasn’t released, but we have to imagine he was pretty small, and if so, HE COULD HAVE DROWNED!

Scott’s mother noticed a balled up towel in his lap and when she grabbed it from him, a “pen tube” used for drugs fell to the floor.

When officers questioned Scott and Noble they changed their story several times. Both husband and wife said they did not use drugs but they also refused drug tests.

The couple defended themselves and told officers the child was supervised: They were just having sex in the bathroom while their child was in the tub.

Wow. Some people seriously should NOT be allowed to procreate!

Source: Palm Beach Post

Woman Finds Video of Boyfriend Having Sex with Her Dog on His Cell Phone

Women who go through their boyfriends’ cell phones sometimes end up finding things that are unpleasant. But what one British woman found on her boyfriend’s cell phone was just downright DISGUSTING.

According to reports from the UK, a woman was scrolling through her boyfriend’s mobile device when she came across pictures and video footage of him having sex with her dog — a Staffordshire bull terrier.

19-year-old Wayne Bryson was arrested before pleading guilty to a charge of performing an act of sexual penetration with a dog. He also admitted to marijuana possession and now faces up to two years in jail.

Bryson couldn’t give an explanation for his atrocious behavior, but claims to have only had sex with the dog on one occasion. He was released on bail until sentencing, but only on one condition: he can’t be alone with animals.

This guy is a straight up sicko! There are far too many beautiful women out here to be having sex with animals!

Sources: Mirror, HuffPo

Actress Ellen Page Comes Out As Gay: “I’m Tired of Hiding & Lying by Omission”

Tired of “hiding” and “lying by omission,” actress Ellen Page publicly came out as a gay woman while giving a speech Friday at Time to THRIVE, a national LGBT conference for teens held annually in Las Vegas.

“I’m here today because I am gay,” 26-year-old Page announced at the beginning of a moving and deeply personal speech she delivered at Bally’s Hotel and Casino in Vegas, according to The Hollywood Reporter, who first broke the the news.

“And because maybe I can make a difference, to help others have an easier and more hopeful time. Regardless, for me, I feel a personal obligation and a social responsibility.

“I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission,” Page proudly and defiantly declared. “I suffered for years because I was scared to be out. My spirit suffered, my mental health suffered and my relationships suffered. And I’m standing here today, with all of you, on the other side of all that pain.”

Page first shared the inner turmoil she’s felt since she was thrust into the Hollywood limelight following the blockbuster success of 2007’s Juno.

“It’s weird because here I am, an actress, representing — at least in some sense — an industry that places crushing standards on all of us,” Page said. “Not just young people, but everyone. Standards of beauty, of a good life, of success — standards that, I hate to admit, have affected me.

“You have ideas planted in your head, thoughts you never had before that tell you how you have to act, how you have to dress and who you have to be. I have been trying to push back, to be authentic, to follow my heart, but it can be hard,” she admitted.

Page, who paused frequently to collect herself as her emotions swelled, added that reading about herself in the tabloids can be a trying ordeal.

She mentioned one article, accompanied by a paparazzi photo of her wearing sweatpants on the way to the gym, that asked, “Why does this petite beauty insist upon dressing like a massive man?” (The answer: “Because I like to be comfortable,” a line that drew laughter and applause.)

That kind of gender stereotyping serves “no one,” Page said. She then went on to single out examples of “courage all around us,” naming “football hero Michael Sam,” Orange Is the New Black star Laverne Cox and musicians Tegan and Sara Quin for their contributions to furthering LGBT visibility and pride.

A tearful Page concluded her eight-minute speech by wishing the audience a happy Valentine’s Day, sweetly adding, “I love you.” The remarks were met with a rousing standing ovation.

WATCH ELLEN PAGE’S FULL 8-MINUTE SPEECH ABOVE (THE COMING OUT IS AROUND THE 5:20 MARK)

H/T: Gawker via THR

Simon Cowell’s Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Simon Cowell is officially a father! (Wow, that sounds really weird when you say it out loud.)

The 54-year-old “X Factor” judge and his girlfriend Lauren Silverman (Remember? The woman who used to be married to Simon’s best friend, the real estate mogul Andrew Silverman? Yeah, her.) welcomed their first child together on Friday (Feb 14) at around 5:45 p.m. at a hospital in New York City.

Simon Cowell Got His Best Friend’s Wife Pregnant

The couple named their newborn son Eric, and he reportedly weighed in at around six pounds, seven ounces.

Cowell’s reps confirmed the news to People exclusively. “Lauren is doing great. Her parents are there, along with Simon of course,” a source said. “They are so excited. Everyone is thrilled. They couldn’t be happier. The baby is gorgeous.”

Cowell also confirmed the news himself on Twitter with a series of oddly staccatoed tweets:

More via People.com:

The July announcement that the couple was expecting a baby together came as a surprise, as Silverman, a New York socialite, was married to Cowell’s close friend, Andrew Silverman. In December, the two, who have an 8-year-old son together, finalized their divorce.

“It was kind of uncomfortable. You know, the situation. But these things happen and everything is kind of calm now and I’m happy,” the music mogul said during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

The realization that he was going to be a father came when Cowell first saw a scan of his baby on the way — which sources later told PEOPLE was a boy.

“You literally see this thing which is now alive moving around. I feel very paternal right now,” he said following the ultrasound.

And while Silverman was showered with baby gifts during a celebration to honor the upcoming addition, Cowell was busy putting together his own parenting plans.

“There are a lot of boring things that happen when you have a baby. [You have to get rid of] sharp edges, cigarettes, alcohol … then there’s [baby-proofing] the toilet. But I’ll have a smoking room!” he joked.

We’re glad Simon can laugh about the fact that he brought a love child into the world by a woman who was married to his ‘BEST FRIEND’ this time last year. IT’S SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Kelly Rowland Gets a Piggyback Ride from Beyoncé at Her “Liquid Gold Fondue” Birthday Party

Kelly Rowland turned 33 years old on Tuesday (Feb 11), and she did exactly what we would expect her to do. She spent it celebrating with her BFF Beyoncé!

Yoncé recently updated her Tumblr page with new snapshots from Kelly’s “Liquid Gold Fondue Party” birthday dinner, which, in addition to Bey, was also attended by Solange and their cousin Angie.

One of the pictures shows the childhood friends hugging each other, and in another photo, Beyoncé can be seen giving Kelly a piggyback as they both laugh hysterically. “Happy Birthday Sis!” Bey captioned the photos.

Liquid gold fondue, a golden cake, a menu featuring “a variety of fondue dipping options including grilled chicken, filet mignon, crab ravioli, and fried tempura,” and to top it all off … a piggyback ride from Beyoncé? Sounds like the PERFECT birthday to us!!

CHECK OUT THE PICS HERE:

J. Cole Gets Caught Having Sex With Your Mom in “She Knows” Video

J. Cole reminds us of what it feels like to be a rebellious teen in his latest music video.

The Roc Nation rapper released the video for “She Knows” (featuring Amber Coffman & Cults) on Valentine’s Day. The video’s storyline focuses on a teenager who steals money from his parents, skips school, smokes weed with his friend, drinks 40’s, and runs from the police.

Cole is no where to be found for the majority of the video, until he pops up near the end when the aforementioned teen walks in on Cole creeping with his mother. J. COLE IS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM, DUDE!

FYI: “The Best Man Holiday” actor Harold Perrineau plays the teen’s dad in the video.

WATCH J. COLE’S “SHE KNOWS” VIDEO ABOVE

Kanye West Goes On Another Concert Rant, Tells Sway and Charlamagne to “SHUT THE F**K UP!!!”

Kanye West still feels some type of way about being put in his place by not just one, but TWO, radio personalities live on the air last December. (Go here and here to refresh your memory.)

In the middle of performing “Touch The Sky” at his concert Thursday night at Penn State, the notoriously outspoken rapper went into this weird rant about radio DJs, specifically calling out Sirius XM’s Sway Calloway and Charlamagne Tha God from Power 105’s “Breakfast Club.”

Via Rolling Stone:

“Stop that shit!” yelled West, who looked to be wearing a denim kilt, as he was finishing the Late Registration track “Touch the Sky.”

“If I go to a radio interview, shut the fuck up!” he shrieked. He complained about Charlamagne “showing a picture of me walking with my girlfriend.” He explained that he works hard in the studio every night until 5 a.m. “This ain’t no joke,” he said.

“We ain’t think about nobody. We think about Shakespeare. We think about Beethoven. What can we make for y’all? What can y’all play on your way to school or on y’all way to work? What can we make to make y’all feel better?”

The rapper then led the audience through an a capella recital of the Graduation track “Can’t Tell Me Nothing.”

“You’re trying to make a joke out of what we do?” West says. “Shut the fuck up! What the fuck you do?” Then he said that last question again in a slower, calmer way.

“Everybody writing all shit to fucking diss me and talk shit, what the fuck did you do? Charlamagne, Sway, what the fuck you did? Fuck you did?”

He paced around the stage like an angry dog. “Fuck these niggas’ names is? I am Yeezus!” And a “Yeezus” chant broke out in the audience. West ended his rant by putting his hand up “like Michael Jackson,” he said, and again yelling “Shut the fuck up!”

“Now that was a brief intermission,” he said. “We can continue with the show.”

There are some things we will never understand … and Kanye West is one of them. This NeNe Leakes GIF basically sums up what Kanye makes us feel like:

Is Mendeecees from “Love & Hip Hop” Out of Jail Already? (Updated)

UPDATE (03/31/14): Mendeecees has been released on $600K bail, of which $200K was paid by his fianceé Yandy Smith! CLICK HERE for the pics/details…

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Original post below…

Yandy Smith‘s storyline was pretty dry on the fourth season of “Love & Hip Hop: New York,” but season five might be a totally different story … because Mendeecees is coming home! Or he’s already home, if recent reports are to be believed.

On LHHNY Season 4, we saw Yandy holding down the fort as she awaited news of her fiance’s sentencing. And last month, we reported on a story from December 2013 that suggested that Mendeecees could be spending the next decade of his life in prison.

Mendeecees from “Love & Hip Hop” Could Get At Least 10-15 Years in Jail

Mendeecees has been locked up on federal drug trafficking charges since January 2013, after authorities seized millions of dollars in cash and jewelry from the reality star and his alleged cohorts Tyrus Harris (his brother) and Ronald “Kellz” Walker.

Walker — who reportedly arranged for the distribution of 40 kilos of cocaine and a single kilo of heroin through New York City — pleaded guilty to money laundering and conspiracy charges last August and was sentenced to 10 years in prison, leading many to believe that Mendeecees would meet the same fate.

But as it turns out, Mendeecees must have struck a deal with the feds, because as of right now, he is no longer listed on the Federal Bureau of Prison’s website. In fact, a search on their website for “Mendeecees Harris” turns up a 35-year-old “Black Male” who is listed as “NOT IN BOP CUSTODY” with an “UNKNOWN” release date.

According to Uptown Magazine:

Apparently as of November 2013, no public docket entries have been made by the Court Clerk. Both the Bureau of Prisons and Harris’ attorney report that Mendeecees is currently not in federal custody, but do not offer any additional information or comment.

The most recent activity in Mendeecees’ case was an order requiring the parties to inform the Court by November 15, 2013 as to whether the defendant would be requesting that infamous detention hearing. Curiously, no public filings appear on record thereafter.

If a detention hearing is eventually scheduled and held, the Court will hear testimony and determine whether there is probable cause that Harris committed the alleged offenses. If so, the judge must then decide whether any conditions of release would adequately ensure that the defendant is not a risk of flight or a danger to the community.

However, with confirmation that Mendeecees is currently not in federal custody and no recent court filings, there is a likelihood that the case has already been resolved and the details of that resolution are sealed.

Yandy recognized her future husband’s 35th birthday last November with a heartfelt Instagram post thanking him for “strong” he made her, and for the “most precious gift” — their son Omere.

“Hope you know how much we love you and much we pray for you every day,” she wrote. “Omere told me to tell you ‘Happy Birthday Daddy.'” She added, “Also, since I have to work tonight, I put on the freak’em dress just for you!”

Yandy hasn’t said anything about Mendeecees’ alleged release, and his attorneys aren’t responding to media requests for comment, so we’ll just have to wait and see where things go from here.

Do you think Mendeecees is out of jail?

UPDATE (02/16/14): The following image was posted to Mendeecees’ Instagram page Saturday (Feb 15), with the caption “Having a drink… y’all missed me?” leading many to believe that he is, in fact, out of prison.

But shortly after the posting went viral, Yandy commented in the post saying “Don’t you think if he was home he would be posted all over my page stupid?! Just because it’s in a magazine or online does not mean it’s factual…”

Now, the thing is, this is Mendecees’ Instagram page. Or at least we think it is.

He was using it when he was out of jail, it’s been updated pretty regularly, despite his incarceration, which is pretty odd. Maybe someone else has access to Mendeecees’ account? Who knows…

But, like we said, the Federal Bureau of Prisons does list him as “not in custody,” where it previously listed him as “in transit,” so honestly, we don’t know what the hell is going on here.

Tyrese’s Ex-Wife Norma Gibson Denies Him Visitation with Daughter, Cops Called

Tyrese‘s ex-wife Norma Gibson must still be butt-hurt over getting $0.00 in their divorce settlement, or something … because the two are now entangled in a nasty custody dispute over their 6-year-old daughter Shayla after the police were called when Norma refused to allow Tyrese to see his own child.

According to TMZ, in what he thought was going to be a normal “custody exchange,” Tyrese went to Norma’s home in North Hollywood Tuesday night (Feb 11) to pick up their daughter.

But when Tyrese got there, the actor/singer and part-time Twitter philosopher was told that the girl was “sick” and he wouldn’t be able to take her with him.

Police were called and they spoke to the 35-year-old singer, and he eventually agreed to leave without the child, apparently without any incident.

But Tyrese ain’t no fool, and he believes the whole thing was orchestrated by Norma as revenge, and their daughter wasn’t sick at all. So now he’s asking a judge to hold Norma in contempt and throw her in jail for violating their court-mandated custody order.

Tyrese’s rep released this statement on Thursday:

“Norma Gibson, Tyrese’s ex-wife, denied him a court custodial order with their daughter Shayla on Feb. 11, 2014. Tyrese arrived to pick up Shayla and was denied access by her mother. Mr. Gibson called the police to the scene, and Mrs. Gibson called TMZ.

“Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened. This has been an ongoing saga. Tyrese filed a 730 [custody] evaluation with the courts in 2013, and the family will face a court-sanctioned evaluation this month.

“Hopefully this will end this ridiculous feud and Shayla can return to a comfortable environment.”

Tyrese and Norma were only married married for 10 months, and as we reported way back in 2009 when they were divorcing, she didn’t receive a SINGLE RED CENT, other than the $6,230 a month she gets for child support.

That’s because of an iron-clad prenup that they both signed, stating that if they were to ever divorce, Norma wouldn’t get a piece of any of Tyrese’s possessions, including his production companies, his luxury vehicles, his homes, etc.

In the event of divorce, the only thing she would get was a lump sump of $50K for every year they were married, for up to 10 years … but since were two months shy of a year when they divorced, Norma got NOTHING.

Nowadays she’s trying to squeeze more money out of Tyrese. In addition to the $6.2K/mo he pays in child support, Tyrese also covers his ex-wife’s rent, as well as her car lease and ALL of Shayla’s expenses.

But apparently that’s not enough for Norma, because just last September, she went to court asking for more money, but the judge ruled against her in favor of Tyrese.

Norma, being the spiteful woman that she is, also filed court documents earlier this year, claiming that Tyrese is a bad father because he didn’t spend time with their daughter for two weeks.

But Tyrese was in fact in Dubai on business to play four gigs over New Years, to, you know, MAKE MONEY; the same money he uses to support her and their daughter.

Everyone who follows Tyrese on social media knows how much of a dedicated father he is, as he is constantly sharing photos of his adorable little girl and telling everyone how much he loves her.

He even shared this open letter to his daughter, likely as a response to her mother saying he refused to spend time with her, when in fact, he was working:

We don’t know about you, but these don’t sound like the words of a negligent father to us…

Minor Earthquake Shakes South Carolina and Georgia!

The Internet is abuzz with news that a “minor” earthquake struck South Carolina near the Georgia border late Friday night (Feb 14), and it was widely felt across throughout the two states, based on early social media reports.

According to the Associated Press, the quake happened just before 10:30 p.m. EST and had a preliminary magnitude of 4.4, though more recent reports have downgraded it to a 4.1.

USGS Geophysicist Dale Grant said that the quake was centered seven miles west of the town of Edgefield, S.C. near the state’s capital, Columbia.

“It’s a large quake for that area,” Grant said, adding that he hadn’t yet heard of any reports of any major damage or injuries.

Tom Clements, of Earlwood, S.C., outside of Columbia, said he felt the walls of his brick house shaking “and they were definitely shaking like what I’ve experienced before in Latin America” during an earthquake.

Clements said he immediately went outside to see if anyone else had felt it and he found two neighbors who had.

“One thought a tree had fallen” because of the ice a severe winter storm dumped on the region earlier this week, he said.

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The quake was also felt in some parts of Georgia, North Carolina and even Alabama. Residents from Atlanta to Asheville, North Carolina said shaking lasted for several seconds.

The following “intensity map” shows the exact areas where the earthquake was felt the most:

Fox Carolina News reports that it isn’t uncommon for S.C. to have earthquakes that register below 2.0 on the Richter scale, but an earthquake above 4.0 is rare. Officials said that this is the thirteenth earthquake in South Carolina this year

Officials said it was the thirteenth earthquake in South Carolina this year.

Drake “Apologizes” for Going Off on Rolling Stone for Taking Him Off the Cover & “Misquoting” Him

Drake was mad, real mad, Joe Jackson, the other day, and he let everyone know on Twitter.

What had Drake all in a tizzy was the fact that not only was he replaced on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine at the last minute with a cover story about the late actor Phillip Seymour Hoffman (who died earlier this month from an apparent drug overdose) … but the magazine had also apparently “misquoted” him regarding a comment he said about Kanye West’s latest album ‘Yeezus,’ something he thought was “off the record.”

Here is an excerpt from Drake’s lengthy Rolling Stone feature, in which he mentions how jealous he was that he didn’t think of Kanye West & Jay Z’s “Ni**as in Paris” first, and goes on to say some other things about Kanye that could be really be taken the wrong way:

When Drake hears a song he wishes he’d made, “I get physically sick,” he says, adding, “It doesn’t happen often.” It happened in 2011, when he heard Jay Z and Kanye West’s “Ni**as in Paris,” from Watch the Throne. “I was like, ‘How did I not think of that?’ – ‘Ball so hard, that shit cray!’ It was real rap shit, but it felt melodic; all the cadences felt so good.” The song directly inspired “Started From the Bottom,” he says, challenging him to come up with a rapped hook just as catchy as a sung one.

Drake is on good terms with Jay Z and Kanye. “Kanye and me are friends; we’re plotting on getting some work done together,” Drake says, and Jay, who will text him words of encouragement, recently called him the “Kobe Bryant” of hip-hop. Not long ago, though, the air between the three seemed cooler, with Drake and the pair trading thinly veiled barbs in their music. “I’m just feeling like the throne is for the taking – watch me take it,” Drake rapped in one such moment of provocation. (Hov-baiting emphasis added.)

“It was a lack of communication paired with natural competitiveness,” Drake says, explaining the friction. “When something monumental is happening in front of me” – i.e., the Throne album – “and everyone’s paying attention to that, you gotta say, ‘I’m still here.’ But those two are gods to me.”

What smoothed things over with Kanye was a favor-trade: The Chicago MC asked Drake to perform at a private birthday party for “some kid,” Drake says; Drake, in turn, asked Kanye to drop in on OVO, Drake’s annual Toronto festival, where they exchanged praise, and a big hug, onstage.

Their patched-up friendship doesn’t exclude criticism. For instance, Drake says that he was ambivalent about Kanye’s last album, Yeezus. “There were some real questionable bars on there,” he says. “Like that ‘Swaghili’ line? Come on, man. Even Fabolous wouldn’t say some shit like that.” But Drake says he speaks from a bedrock of deep respect: “Kanye’s the reason I’m here. I love everything about that guy.”

The bolded portion is the part Drake says is basically a “misquote,” and in a Twitter rant Thursday (Feb 13), he denied speaking on ‘Yeezus’ for the “interview portion” of his Rolling Stone feature (alluding to him actually speaking on it with the reporter, but not thinking it would actually make it IN the interview).

He has since deleted most of the tweets, but not before the always reliable Internet was able to screenshot them:

Now, Drake — aka “The Boy” — is back-peddling on his comments, probably because of the backlash he received and not because he really feels “sorry.”

In a post titled “Tough Day At the Office” (LOL), an “extremely emotional” Drizzy wrote on his OVO blog early this morning:

With today being the 5th anniversary of So Far Gone I figured it’s fitting to return to it’s place of its origin in order to clear the air about an extremely emotional day. I completely support and agree with Rolling Stone replacing me on the cover with the legendary Phillip Seymour Hoffman. He is one of the most incredible actors of our time and a man that deserves to be immortalized by this publication.

My frustration stemmed from the way it was executed. The circumstances at hand are completely justifiable (on the magazines behalf), but I was not able to salvage my story or my photos and that was devastating. They ran the issue without giving me a choice to be in it or not. I would have waited until it was my time because I understand the magnitude of the cover they chose but I just wasn’t given that option and that made me feel violated.

I apologize to anybody who took my initial comments out of context because in no way would I ever want to offend the Hoffman family or see myself as bigger than that moment. I am still the same person. Today I was forced out of my character and felt the need to react swiftly. These days are the worst ones. Waking up after a great night in the studio and it’s your day to be picked apart.

After dwelling on it for a few hours or days you will come to the conclusion that you brought it on yourself almost every time. So here I am having that moment. I once again apologize to everybody who took my cover comments the wrong way. I respect Rolling Stone for being willing to give a kid from Toronto a shot at the cover. I guess this is a day to learn and grow.

Sincerely,

The Boy

Yeah… I don’t know about you, but to me, that reads nothing like a TRUE “apology.” More like one those “sorry, but not really sorry” types of apologies these celebs only put out at the advice of some PR person.

He’s basically saying “I’m not sorry for what I said, I’m sorry for how you took it,” which isn’t really an apology at all, is it?

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