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Joan Rivers Wanted Her Hair to Blow Like Beyoncé’s at Her Funeral

Joan Rivers passed away last Thursday (Sep 4), and the 81-year-old legendary comedienne dedicated an entire chapter of her 2012 book “I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me” to death and funerals.

From the chapter, we found out Rivers loved funerals and obituaries, and she hated “people who die of natural causes.”

Also, since her passing, a notable quote from the chapter has been making the rounds in the media, and among other hilarious things only Joan Rivers would say, she hoped that her own funeral would feature a wind machine so that “even in the casket [her] hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.”

When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way.

I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.”

I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.”

Here are more hilarious quotes from the book (via Mashable):

On obituaries
“I love the obituaries. To me, obituaries are just wedding announcements without the pictures. I read the obituaries carefully, the way Lindsay Lohan reads her Miranda rights.”

On people who dies of natural causes
“I hate people who die of natural causes; they just don’t understand the moment. It’s the grand finale, act three, the eleven o’clock number — make it count. If you’re going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? I think not. When my time comes I’m going to go out in highs type. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know. I have no intention of coughing and wheezing for months on end. One morning you’ll wake up and read a headline: Joan Rivers Found Dead…On George Clooney’s Face. Clooney Was So Bereft All He Could Say Was, ‘Xjfhfyrnem.'”

On funerals
“I love funerals! To me a funeral is just a red carpet show for dead people. It’s a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize basic black, and to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away from the bereaved but subtle enough so that no one knows that it’s happening. And, it’s a great way to have quiet fun.”

On people who offer condolences
“I hate people who try to make you feel better. Like the neighbor who says, ‘Don’t forget, the first part of ‘funeral’ is ‘fun!’ Or the minister who says, ‘He’s in a better place now.’ I’m tempted to yell out, ‘No he’s not. He had a house in the Hamptons. What’s wrong with you?””

On the pick-up scene at funerals
“As I get older, I’m going to a lot more funerals, and let me tell you something, it’s a great pick-up scene. A graveside funeral is live eHarmony for the bereaved.”

This most definitely goes without saying, but there will never be another Joan Rivers.

Young Jeezy: AK-47 Found on Rapper’s Tour Bus Wasn’t His

Young Jeezy and five other people were arrested last month after an AK-47 assault rifle was found by police executing a search warrant on the rapper’s tour bus, but according to new developments in the case, the gun did not belong to neither Jeezy nor any of the others who were cuffed along with him.

According to TMZ, the AK-47 police found was legally registered to the head of security for his tour, who was reportedly in a hospital bed the night police seized the weapon.

TMZ broke the story … the assault rifle turned up when cops searched Jeezy’s bus on Aug. 24 in Orange County in connection with a fatal concert shooting 2 nights earlier. Police say they arrested all 6 people on the bus because no one claimed ownership.

Sources tell us the gun’s owner — the tour’s security chief — had a good reason for not being there … the guy got shot in the arm at 1Oak nightclub the night before. We’re told he was caught in the crossfire when Suge Knight got shot 6 times … and TMZ got video of him leaving the club with his wounded arm all wrapped up.

There are a lot of questions surrounding Jeezy’s arrest, namely the fact that the AK-47 wasn’t found anywhere near the rapper and it was located in a closed case in an area “associated with someone other than Jeezy,” TMZ reported.

As the search warrant was being executed, Jeezy was reportedly in an “entirely separate cabin of the bus,” and no weapons were found near him.

Furthermore, the police report indicates the officers who arrested Jeezy and his crew were repeatedly told that the registered owner of the weapon was the tour’s chief of security, and that he was hospitalized, but they didn’t listen and took them into custody anyway.

After spending several nights in prison, Jeezy pleaded not guilty to illegal gun charges last Thursday (Aug 28) and posted $1 million bail for everyone.

Usher Talks “Atlanta Exes,” Tameka Raymond Still Using His Last Name & More in Dish Nation Interview

Usher recently did a radio interview with Dish Nation and spoke on a number of juicy topics.

The “Good Kisser” singer gave his opinion on his ex-wife Tameka Raymond‘s new show “Atlanta Exes” and her keeping his last name. Usher also talked about smacking Nicki Minaj’s a** at the VMAs and more.

Below are some excerpts from the short interview, which you can watch above.

On his new U.S. tour “The UR Experience.”

“20 years of doing this as an artist. It will be an experience like you’ve never had before.”

On smacking Nicki Minaj’s a** at the VMA’s:

“I had to give her a signal that we were done bumping. She knew it was a kind a** smack.”

On not returning to “The Voice” next season:

“Right now it’s true. I did two seasons, it wasn’t intended to be a forever deal.”

On his ex-wife Tameka Raymond’s new show “Atlanta Exes”

“I have no feeling about it whatsoever. Actually i haven’t even seen it. I’ve been busy raising kids, making records and videos.”

On Tameka keeping his last name:

“She married me. I’m going to marry again… (you know) and when I do, I don’t want to have a harem. I just hope it will be a departure.”

On what makes a woman a good kisser:

“The wetter, the better.”

On who he would smash, marry or taze between Chilli, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna:

“I’m not tazin’ none of those! I would definitely smash … but i already did Chilli. I’m just sayin…”

Floyd Mayweather Jr. to 50 Cent: “Making Fun of a Person Because They Can’t Read Isn’t Funny … It’s Tragic”

Last month when 50 Cent challenged Floyd Mayweather Jr. to read one page of a Harry Potter book, without messing up, in exchange for a $750,000 donation to charity, the Internet responded with taunts/laughter (which wasn’t made any better by an audio clip leaking of him struggling to read a radio drop).

And of course “Money Mayweather” responded to 50’s taunts in a way someone with a nickname like this should by posting screenshots on Twitter of two of his most recent checks for his boxing matches, both equaling up to over $72,000,000. (Floyd Mayweather SR. — Floyd’s dad — even got in on the beef by challenging 50 to fight his son one-on-one.)

But in a more recent response, Mayweather Jr. is now telling his former friend exactly where he can put his money.

“I was thinking of something, you know, when you asked me about 50 Cent. If you want to donate money, donate money to the Mike Brown family,” Mayweather said (via Yahoo! Sports) earlier this week. “I shouldn’t stop you. Our company, me and Leonard [Ellerbee], we have been donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to different organizations for years without any media, without getting credit. … The best thing for 50 Cent to do, and there are no hard feelings, is to give that $750,000 to Mike Brown’s family.”

Mayweather added, “It was a very, very bad situation, the Ferguson thing … I like to sit down and talk and communicate with my kids on a regular basis, about being fair, etiquette, honesty. Because as I was saying before, it’s a very, very bad situation.”

Floyd is scheduled to meet Marcos Maidana in a rematch for the WBC welterweight and super welterweight titles at the MGM Grand Garden in Las Vegas next weekend (Sat. Sep 13) and at a news conference Thursday for the fight, he was asked several questions about 50 Cent’s reading challenge before finally trying to put the matter to rest.

From the L.A. Times:

“My thing is this, I try to focus on Maidana,” Mayweather said. “I don’t really focus on that. I know what I can and I can’t do. You guys don’t know when you’re dealing with pay-per-view you have to read at least 60 to 70 teleprompters, and I don’t think they could choose a better person for the job than myself. I go out there and I do it with no problem.

“I just feel like basically I’m not judged by a person, I’m judged by God. Reading does not define my place in boxing history. Will God not let me in heaven because I didn’t read like a news anchor? Me, myself, I would be perfect at reading if it was how I made my living and fed my family. Once again, intelligence and education are two different things.

“Making fun of a person because they can’t read is not funny. It’s tragic. Second, if I really couldn’t read it would make my accomplishments even that much more amazing. I don’t know if 50 Cent is a boxing promoter, I don’t know if he’s making music; I really don’t know. My focus is on Floyd Mayweather, and I wish 50 Cent nothing but the best.”

“Fight Night!” Migos Fan Gets Ultimate Beatdown for Snatching Chain

Apparently, the Migos don’t play when it comes to their bling!

During their show last Saturday night (Aug 30) at Limelight nightclub in Nashville, the “Fight Night” rappers got into a massive brawl after a fan in the crowd snatched one of their chains.

According to TMZ, the fight erupted after one of the Migos (it isn’t known exactly who) jumped into the crowd to regain his chain … and things (obviously) got out of control from there.

Someone called the cops, but club security was able to get everything under control and no one was arrested.

Footage of the brawl has been uploaded to YouTube, and our homies from The Smoking Section are offering the best advice to avoid situations like this in the future:

No one knows whether the gentleman in this picture was the chain snatcher, or if he just ended up being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but the advice above should hold true regardless.

Mugshot Madness: Peewee Longway Arrested in Alabama for Drug Possession

Rapper Peewee Longway — a 1017 Brick Squad artist — was arrested this past Sunday (Aug 31) in Alabama for illegal possession of a controlled substance and first degree possession of marijuana.

According to XXL, Peewee (born: Quincy Lamont Williams) was on his way to perform at The Luxe Bar & Grill, also known as Club Luxe, Montgomery, Alabama … but he was detained by police before he arrived at the club.

According to reps for the club, Longway was scheduled to hit the stage at about 1 a.m. local time when an unexpected call from his manager revealed the show might not take place.

“While we were setting up the VIP area, I got a call from his manager saying they were 30 minutes away,” a rep for Club Luxe told XXL. “Then next thing you know, he calls back saying they got pulled over by the police down the street,”

The rapper’s bond was set at $30,000 ($15K for each charge) and he was out of jail by Tuesday (Sep 2), according to his Twitter:

Mugshot via: Montgomery Advertiser

50 Cent Insinuates Missy Elliott & Olivia Had Sex, Talks Floyd Mayweather Beef in “Breakfast Club” Interview with G-Unit

50 Cent and his G-Unit crew (minus Young Buck, who had to visit his P.O.) made an appearance on Power 105’s “The Breakfast Club” this morning.

While there, 50, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo spoke on what broke the group up and how they were able to re-unite after not communicating for years.

But perhaps the biggest highlight of the interview was when host Charlamagne asked Fiddy about a previous comment his former artist Olivia made saying he had a problem with her working with Missy Elliott in the studio.

However 50 is telling a totally different story and claims that Missy was sleeping with Olivia, which ended up causing problems.

“I don’t have no problems. Missy started hitting it if you really want to know,”  Two Quarters told Charlamagne.

Five Dimes also talked about his former relationship with Floyd Mayweather Jr. and how boxing champ has trouble with reading.

“He has a hard time, he really do,” Ten Nickles said. “He’ll pass it. Anything you give him [that he has to read] he’ll give it to Ms. Jackson or give it to somebody else to look at it.”

Watch the full interview above!

Beyoncé Receives 33rd Birthday Tributes from Jay Z & Parkwood Ent.

Bow down, bey-otches!

Today — September 4th — marks Beyoncé‘s 33rd birthday, and while the #BeyHive has obviously been celebrating the Queen’s big day since the clock struck midnight, her husband Jay Z and her Parkwood Entertainment family posted online tribute videos paying homage to the world’s greatest living entertainer.

This is what Jay Z posted to his Life + Times website:

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And Beyoncé’s Parkwood Entertainment fam took over her official website and posted this throwback picture of Bey with a “Happy Birthday” hat photoshopped into it, as well as this short Happy B’Day note:

It’s B Day! The Parkwood Entertainment family has taken over a small slice of Beyonce.com to send a special birthday wish.

Happy Birthday, Beyoncé and may this new year of life be sweeter than them all!

With love,

Your Parkwood Family

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past year or so, you know that Beyoncé has been killing it, even more than usual!

Yoncé has always been a major force to reckon with (DID YOU SEE THAT SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE?), and after she surprised the world with the release of her self-titled fifth album, she became an even bigger force.

Not only did the project debut at the No. 1 spot on the Billboard 200 albums chart, making it her fifth consecutive No. 1 album in North America, but it also damn near crashed iTunes, selling 828,773 digital copies in the FIRST THREE DAYS of its release.

Amid the release of her surprise album, Beyoncé was touring the world for her epic “Mrs. Carter Show Tour,” which reportedly averaged over $2 million PER SHOW and included a whopping 132 shows.

With her daughter Blue Ivy tow, Mrs. Carter travelled all over the world and ended her journey in Lisbon, Portugal back in March, and at that point, you’d think she’d take a break, but nope, that’s just not what Queen Bey does.

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Within one month, the “Drunk In Love” singer announced she would be headed back on the road, but this time for a joint tour with her husband Jay Z called “On The Run.”

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In April, the “Partition” singer landed the cover of TIME magazine’s 100 Most Influential People issue, where she was also named the most influential person of the world. The issue was released the following May.

Meanwhile, Beyoncé’s “On The Run Tour” with Jay Z grossed over $100 million in ticket sales, and a special version of the show — which will be filmed over a two-night period next weekend in Paris — will air on HBO later this month on September 20th.

And on top of all that, after slaying the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday (Aug 24) with an epic 16-minute performance medley of her digital self-titled album, Beyoncé was presented with the iconic MTV Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award by her husband and their daughter in what turned out to be one of the most adorable celebrity family moments in TV history.

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Happy 33rd Birthday Beyoncé!

Nick Cannon Goes on Twitter Rant Defending Mariah Carey & Their Marriage

Nick Cannon has had it up to here with all of the rumors surrounding his impending divorce from Mariah Carey.

The “America’s Got Talent” host took to twitter Tuesday night (Sep 3) to refute claims that he admitted to there being “trouble in paradise,” regarding his marriage with Mariah.

Nick also spoke out against people slandering his estranged wife’s name and asked for everyone to respect his family during this time.

Check out his 19-tweet Twitter rant below:

Legendary Comedienne Joan Rivers Dies at 81

Joan Rivers, the legendary comedienne who made the world laugh for over five consecutive decades with her quick-witted (but often controversial) humor passed away today, her daughter Melissa confirmed, at the New York Hospital where she was being treated at after having complications with a recent surgery.

Rivers was rushed to New York’s Mount Sinai hospital last Thursday (Aug 28) after she suffered cardiac arrest and “stopped breathing” during an operation on her vocal chords.

She was placed in intensive care and her condition was said to be “serious.”

The day before her surgery, she did a comedy show at New York’s Beechman Theater, and a man who attended the show told CNN that she had joked about death.

“She said, ‘You know I’m 81 years old, and I could drop dead at any moment and you would be so lucky because you will have a story to tell your friends for the rest of your life,'” Michael Lucas said. “Then she mimicked people talking about what it was like to see her drop dead on stage.”

Lucas added, “There was no sign (Wednesday) night that she was declining. Her show was over an hour long and she never stumbled or even paused to catch her breath.”

According to TMZ, Melissa Rivers took her mother off life support today so that she could “pass comfortably” in a private room.

In a statement released to the media, Melissa said:

“It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers. She passed peacefully at 1:17pm surrounded by family and close friends.

“My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided by mother.

“Cooper and I have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support, and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated.

“My mother’s greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.”

Rivers had been placed in a medically-induced coma after she was rushed to the hospital, and after being brought of hte coma, she was placed on life support. She was taken out of intensive care and moved to a private room yesterday.

Before her death, Joan was a regular panelist on E!’s Fashion Police and she also co-starred in a WE reality show with her daughter Melissa called “Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?”

But Joan Rivers, a prolific standup comic who first broke out on the scene as a guest on “The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson” in 1965, was perhaps best known for her “in your face” personality and controversial red carpet interviews during her stints as a correspondent for TV Guide and E!

Joan Rivers Moved To Private Room, Is Being “Kept Comfortable” On Life Support

UPDATE: Joan Rivers has passed away at the age of 81.

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Original story below:

Joan Rivers‘ daughter Melissa (pictured here) revealed on Wednesday (Sep 3) that her mother has been moved from the ICU into a private room at New York’s Mount Sinai hospital, where she has been reportedly “resting comfortably” since last week after she suffered cardiac arrest and “stopped breathing” during an operation on her vocal chords.

At this point, Rivers’ condition remains critical/serious, and she is reportedly being “kept comfortable” on life support while in a medically induced coma.

“My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable,” Melissa Rivers said in her statement. “Thank you for your continued support.”

Melissa didn’t say whether or not her mother’s condition had improved, but friends of the family have dismissed claims that Joan was left fighting for her life amid fears she may be left a “vegetable,” saying that the comedienne’s condition continues to improve daily.

“It’s a slow process, but she’s on the road to recovery,” a source told E! News. “She’s getting better. Don’t believe all this ridiculous speculation.”

“She is a rock. She is calmer than I’ve ever seen her,” the source told E! News in regards to Melissa. “All these reports about doomsday are not true. She is her mother’s daughter and she’s tough as nails. She’s the person keeping everyone together.”

Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers immediately flew from Los Angeles right after the incident and has remained at her bedside since.

“She is a rock. She is calmer than I’ve ever seen her,” the source told E! News about Melissa. “All these reports about doomsday are not true. She is her mother’s daughter and she’s tough as nails. She’s the person keeping everyone together.”

h/t: DailyMail

Young Thug Calls Birdman His “Lover” in Instagram Video

Not too long after calling Rich Homie Quan his “hubbie” on Instagram, Atlanta rap weirdo Young Thug is now referring to Cash Money CEO Birdman as his “lover” on the popular photo/video sharing service. Ay-yi-friggin-yi.

Young Thug took to Instagram on Tuesday (Sep 2) to post a video of him performing in concert, and at one point in the 15-second clip, he and his mentor Birdman embrace for an affectionate “pound hug.”

The caption for the video reads: “Me and my lover dripping!!! Like always!!! @birdman5star f**k with me fool….”

Previously: Young Thug Might Be Hip Hop’s First Openly Gay “Trap Rapper”

Dwyane Wade & Gabrielle Union Get Married in $5 Million Wedding

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union got married over the weekend in a lavish wedding ceremony in Miami that reportedly cost over $5 million … and when you find out what all went into it, you’ll understand why it cost so much.

The Miami Heat guard and the “Being Mary Jane” star’s extravagant ceremony, which featured a serenade from John Legend, was held at the Chateau Artisan castle, which sits on 14 acres surrounded by a huge moat and beautiful gardens.

The nuptials, attended by around 200 wedding guests (including Kevin Hart & his fiancée Eniko Parrish, Ludacris and his girlfriend Eudoxie, Terrence J, Carmelo & LaLa Anthony, Chris & Adrienne Bosh, LeBron James and plenty others), were a black-and-white themed affair, with the women asked to wear white, and black tuxedos were requested for men to wear.

Male guests were also given the option of choosing to wear one of three different black bow ties Wade helped design with the Tie Bar.

GossipExtra has exclusive details about the elaborate ceremony, which even had a top secret code name: “Sheik Noinu Edaw,” which is “Wade Union” spelled backwards, though we’re not sure what the “Sheik” part is supposed to be.

The wedding’s theme was Old Florida juke joint, and the decor had a bunch of Heat references and even “live chicken.”

Guests were picked up by “several fancy buses” from the Fontainebleau Miami Beach, where everyone was staying, and they were all transported about 45 minutes south to the $13 million Chateau Artisan mansion, which is built in the style of a castle.

The location is in a rural area and isn’t easily accessibly by road. The moat around the property prevented unwanted guests and paparazzi from crashing the wedding, and Wade was so serious about security, he had sun reflectors set up on the roof to prevent photos and videos from helicopters.

The bride and groom were flown in by helicopter from their home in Miami Beach and arrived right on time for the 6:30 p.m. ceremony.

Wade and Union exchanged vows on a gazebo that juts out into the water, with John Legend playing the piano in the background.

Here are more details via GossipExtra:

— Chairs for the well-wishers were set up near the house on the main island. They are described as “ghost chairs,” transparent so as not to detract from the castle in the background.

–- Each chair had a set of opera glasses for more comfortable watching since the ceremony was relatively far from the guests.

— The ceremony was officiated by actress Essence Atkins, Union’s “bestest” BFF

— Guests were provided with flip-flops and shoe covers to navigate the grass (How thoughtful!)

The reception dinner was held in a huge tent with a giant chandelier in the middle. The tent also held four 72-inch flat-screen TVs and 18 tables of 10-12 people, with 200 napkins with the newlyweds’ initials on them.

The reception chairs were custom made and covered with black crocodile skin (Fancy!) and the special chairs for the bride and groom looked like thrones.

There was also a beautiful candle ceremony during the dinner, in which guests were given a candle to light and wish the newlyweds well. A choir emerged, and gathered a group of guests in front castle to walk down the driveway and then pick up the group coming from the dining tent.

Together, everyone entered a “movie set-style” juke joint as the choir performed a last song on the main stage, which was 16×24 feet, covered in burlap and shielded with aged velvet curtains with fringe.

Next to the stage was themed bars, like the “Battier Bar” (for Wade’s teammate Shane Battier, who also attended the wedding) and a moonshine bar with crates of live chickens just because.

Outside, there was a specialty drink bar in a shack named “The Voodoo Backwoods Shack,” and it came complete with a real voodoo queen. Wow.

Signs decorating the juke joint area included one that said “Bar Melo” (for Carmelo Anthony), “Bosh’s Brewery” (Chris Bosh) and “Ray’s Retirement Home” (Ray Allen). But perhaps the best, and most clever, sign was for Wade’s former teammate LeBron James that said “Cleveland, this Way!”

As for the food, it was placed on long wooded palettes suspended from the ceiling, and when it came time to eat, the palettes were lowered down to everyone’s tables, which probably looked like the coolest thing ever.

Oh, and there was a buffet bar full of snacks too, like waffles, cupcakes, cookies and more. SOUNDS LIKE A FUN WEDDING!

Months before the wedding date, Gabrielle Union told US Weekly that their wedding planning was going smoothly, thanks to most of the input coming from Wade.

“[Dwyane] realized that I was trying to turn it into a frat party with K-cups and beer pong, and he took over,” she said. “He really Kanye’d himself and really doubled down, and it’s his princess day, and I’m just along for the ride.”

Mr. Wade said he handled most of the planning — which has been going on since February — because he’s “about the small details. And you’ve got to know the bride. She’s not going to think about the smaller stuff. She’s not a girlie girl either.”

Wade said Union “had input, but when we started it was 85/15 leading my way. Now, it’s probably 70/30.”

“Everyone wants to look good on their wedding day,” Wade said, regarding his wedding atire. “And I’m not going around the back. My fiancée may have the bigger moment, but I want everyone to turn and see me when I’m walking down the aisle. I want my entrance.”

D Wade and Gabby U have been dating since 2008, and last Christmas, at the construction site of their new home in Miami, Wade proposed to Union in a sweet surprise that included the three boys he’s raising — his sons, 12-year-old Zaire and 7-year-old Zion, and his 12-year-old nephew Dahveon Morris.

Last year when D Wade spoke out about his engagement to Gabby, he said his youngest son held up a sign with her name, his nephew held up a sign that said “Will you,” and his oldest son was holding a sign that read “marry us?”

Things seemed to take a turn for the worse for the couple though when shortly after the engagement news broke, Dwyane Wade had confessed to fathering a baby boy with another woman (Aja Metoyer, an old friend) while the couple were on a “break” from their relationship.

Union was said to have already known about the child, who was born in November 2013. Dwyane and Gabby moved on with their relationship, and now they’re married … so congrats are definitely in order for this couple!

Check out some photos from the Gabrielle Union-Dwyane Wade wedding here:

And this is a sketch of Gabby’s wedding dress:

Again, congrats to the happy couple, and we wish them well!

 

EunB of K-Pop Group Ladies’ Code Dead Following Tragic Car Accident

Fans of the “K-Pop” genre of music are in mourning today over the death of Ladies’ Code group member EunB.

Ladies’ Code, a wildly popular Korean girl group, was involved in a tragic car accident early Wednesday morning (Sep 3) while they were on their way to Seoul.

According to reports, the van driving the girls and their entourage had its back wheel fall off, and the vehicle spun around several times before crashing into a guard rail.

EunB died as a result of her injuries, and another group member named Rise was said to be in critical condition. SoJung, also a member of the group, was injured and hospitalized, while the other passengers (including group members Ashley and Zuny, band managers and stylists) didn’t suffer serious injuries.

The group’s label Polaris Entertainment released a statement to Yahoo! Phillippines explaining exactly what happened:

“After a schedule in Daegu on September 2, LADIES? CODE was headed back to Seoul. Around 1:30 AM in Suwon, an issue occured with the car?s back wheel coming off. With the rainy road and wheel coming off, the vehicle spun several times, hitting a guardrail.

“Due to this, Eun Bi unfortunately passed away. The other members, Rise is in critical condition while So Jung is injured and hospitalized, currently receiving treatment. The other members, manager, and stylists, who were in the car, did not receive serious injuries.

“Our staff is also unable to recover from the shock and are in great sorrow right now. We want to apologize to all the fans and everyone who have received much shock, and we ask for everyone to pray for the quick recovery of the members.”

Fans of the group shared their condolences on Twitter:

h/t: E! News

Usher Announces “The UR Experience” Tour feat. August Alsina

The fall is going to be a promising one for the ladies!

In addition to Chris Brown and Trey Songz recently revealing they will be going on tour together this fall, Usher has announced his upcoming fall tour called “The UR Experience.”

This will be Usher’s first headlining tour in three years and will also feature August Alsina and DJ Cassidy.

“With The UR Experience, I want to give my fans an ever-changing live show full of surprises and special guests. I am really excited to be with my fans and give them an Usher experience like they’ve never seen or heard before.” Usher said in a press release.

The tour kicks off on November 1st in Montreal, Quebec in Canada and ends December 14th in Tampa, Florida.

Check out all the dates below:

Nov. 1 — Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre on Sept. 8
Nov. 2 — Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre on Sept. 8
Nov. 4 — Detroit, MI @ The Palace of Auburn Hills on Sept. 15
Nov. 5 —  Cleveland, OH @ Quicken Loans Arena on Sept. 15
Nov. 7 — New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden on Sept. 8
Nov. 10 — Washington DC @ Verizon Center on Sept. 8
Nov. 11 — Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center on Sept. 8
Nov. 13 — Boston, MA @ TD Garden on Sept. 8
Nov. 14 — Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun on Sept. 15
Nov. 15 — Atlantic City, NJ @ Boardwalk Hall on Sept. 8
Nov. 17 — Chicago, IL @ United Center on Sept. 8
Nov. 18 — St. Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center on Sept. 15
Nov. 21 — Los Angeles, CA @ Staples Center on Sept. 8
Nov. 22 — Las Vegas, NV @ MGM Grand Garden Arena on Sept. 15
Nov. 24 — San Jose, CA @ SAP Center at San Jose on Sept. 8
Nov. 26 — Seattle, WA @ Key Arena on Sept. 8
Nov. 27 — Vancouver, BC @ Rogers Arena on Sept. 8
Nov. 30 — Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place on Sept. 8
Dec. 2 — Broomfield, CO @ 1STBANK Center on Sept. 15
Dec. 4 — Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center on Sept. 15
Dec. 5 — Houston, TX @ Toyota Center on Sept. 15
Dec. 6 — New Orleans, LA @ Smoothie King Center on Sept. 15
Dec. 8 — Memphis, TN @ FedExForum on Sept. 15
Dec. 9 — Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena on Sept. 15
Dec. 12 — Orlando, FL @ Amway Center on Sept. 15
Dec. 13 — Miami, FL @ American Airlines Arena on Sept. 15
Dec. 14 — Tampa, FL @ Tampa Bay Times Forum on Sept. 15

Justin Bieber Arrested in Canada for Crashing ATV Into Paparazzi’s Minivan

Justin Bieber may want to slow his roll before he ends up being somebody’s bitch in jail.

The Pop star was arrested last Friday in Perth County, Ontario in Canada after crashing his four wheeler into a paparazzo’s minivan.

The singer was riding around with Selena Gomez when the incident occurred, and according to the police report, Justin also got into a physical altercation with the paparazzo after the wreck.

TMZ reports JB is now facing charges of dangerous driving and assault. After getting booked, Justin was released from the county jail and will appear in court later this month.

This doesn’t come as good news for the Biebs, who is already on probation for 2 years over his egging case in L.A. so this could be a possible parole violation and could send JB right back to the slammer.

Kid Cudi is “OK” After Fainting During Concert in Chicago

Kid Cudi had a bit of a health scare this past weekend during his hour-long set at Chicago’s North Coast Music Festival.

The “Day N Nite” rapper was signing an autograph for a fan Saturday night (Aug 30) when he lost consciousness and fell backwards.

Thankfully, security was able to catch Cudi before he hit the ground and carried him away.

Cudi later took to Twitter and revealed he fainted due to not eating properly before the show. He also thanked fans and the security guards who helped him out.

Check out the footage of Kid Cudi passing out and his tweets below:

Snoop Dogg Unveils New Alter Ego: A White Guy Named Todd

Snoop Dogg had social media in stitches over the weekend when he transformed into a white guy named Todd and posted videos on Instagram of him doing fake commercials for a fake dating site called “White Guys Connect.”

He also posted several photos of Todd’s adventures, as well as this selfie with Nia Long:

And then there’s this hilarious photobomb:

Our buddies over at The Smoking Section point out that Todd resembles “White Bob from Marketing” — a character Martin Lawrence played on his insanely popular 1990’s sitcom Martin, and we couldn’t agree with them more. Just peep this video:

As for Todd, according to his fictitious “WGC (White Guys Connect)” dating profile, he enjoys playing paintball, crocheting and doing a little spoken word in his free time.

No one really knows why Snoop did this, or what for, but regardless, it’s hilarious, and waaaaay funnier than that time the notoriously unfunny Nick Cannon tried (and failed) to be a white guy on Instagram.

Cee-Lo Green “Truly and Deeply” Apologizes for His “Idiotic” Tweets About Rape

Cee-Lo Green — who was just cleared of date rape charges after copping a plea deal in which he plead no contest slipping ecstasy in a woman’s drink — had some pretty awful things to say about the always touchy subject of “rape.”

In fact, his comments attempting to define what rape is were so atrocious, we’ll just let this screenshot of some of the (now deleted) tweets do the talking:

Uhm. wow. OK. Yikes. Did he just compare rape to robbery? And how does one “brake on a home,” exactly? Brakes are for cars.

Also, if you’re a living, breathing human being over the age of 12 and your brain functions properly, that last line especially should have you like “WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?”

He said, “If someone is passed out, they’re not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent,” which literally makes no sense at all and I don’t even feel like figuring out what it means, because it likely doesn’t even have a meaning. Just because words are put together doesn’t mean they have to make sense.

He also said, “People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!” which is not only true, but sounds stupid.

THERE IS A SUCH THING CALLED DATE RAPE, AND MOST OF THE TIME, THE WOMEN DON’T EVEN REMEMBER BECAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT/UNCONSCIOUS AS A RESULT OF BEING SLIPPED SOMETHING. But of course, under Cee-Lo’s absurd logic “WITH Implies consent.” So, again … YIKES.

After deleting the tweets (either at the hands of someone on his PR team or when he came to his sense after sobering up ’cause dude HAD to be drunk/f**ked up to tweet what he did), Cee-Lo wrote, “I will not allow that negative energy to loiter on my time line u still got it so keep it! I’m deleting this too.”

As promised, he then deleted that tweet and replaced it with a series of “sorry, but not sorry” tweets, not apologizing for what he said, but apologizing for what he said being “taken out of context,” which is literally him saying “I’m not sorry for what I said, I’m just sorry YOU got offended.”

Then he deleted his entire account.

“I sincerely apologize for my comments being taken so far out of context,” Green tweeted before deleting his Twitter. “I only intended on a healthy exchange to help heal those who love me from the pain I had already caused from this. Please forgive me as it was your support that got me thru this to begin with. I’d never condone the harm of any women. Thank you.”

The fact that he thought saying “People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!” and “If someone is passed out, they’re not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent” was conducive to a “healthy” argument about rape should make us all question the level of Black Kirby‘s intelligence.

His account was eventually restored, but with all of the offending tweets gone, of course. And instead of apologizing for his words being taken out of context, he is now “truly and deeply apologizing” for what he said, which was “idiotic, untrue” and not what he believes.

Meanwhile, Cee-Lo’s new TV show “The Good Life” has been canceled by TBS (after airing just six episodes) over “low ratings,” and not specifically for the tweets, the network said, but the timing couldn’t have been better.

h/t: BuzzFeed

Cee-Lo Green Pleads No Contest to Slipping Ecstasy in Woman’s Drink

Cee-Lo Green copped a sweet plea deal in the case in which a woman accused him of slipping ecstasy in her drink while they were out on a date last year, allegedly leading her to wake up beside him the next morning with no recollection of what happened the night before.

Green pleaded no contest to sharing ecstasy, which will not only keep him out of jail, but also allow him to maintain his innocence.

According to previous reports, the woman claimed she and the singer were enjoying each other’s company at a sushi bar in downtown Los Angeles, and before she knew it, she was naked in his bed.

A lawyer for Green, however, told the L.A. Times that the two had “consensual relations,” and prosecutors said no charges were filed due to a lack of evidence.

The former “Voice” judge was sentenced to three years probation and 360 hours of community service for his felony charge of furnishing a controlled substance.

The Grammy winner, whose real name is Thomas DeCarlo Callaway, was also ordered to attend 52 substance abuse therapy sessions, register as a narcotics offender and pay restitution to the unidentified female victim.

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