Tag: dumb criminals
This Is What Happens To Your Face When You Shoot A Cop In His
A 20-year-old man from Georgia was arrested last week after he allegedly shot an Atlanta police recruit in the face during a drug-related chase.
The...
Georgia Man Arrested for Threatening to Eat Judge’s Children
Georgia resident James Satterfield was arrested last month for making terroristic threats after he allegedly got all Russell Edgington on a judge by threatening...
Convicted Murderer Obsessed with Justin Bieber Plotted to Have Him Strangled, Murdered & Castrated
According to confirmed reports from New Mexico, two men were arrested last month for their part in a bizarre plan to have Justin Bieber...
Language Barrier Stops World’s Dumbest Robbers from Successfully Holding Up Chinese Restaurant
Three masked gunmen allegedly tried to hold up a Chinese restaurant in Orlando, Florida earlier this week. But according to police, their plans were...
Zumba Instructor Alexis Wright’s Fitness Studio Doubled As Hooker Joint
It's safe to say that Alexis Wright, a Zumba instructor from Maine, was oftentimes busy working up a sweat in her dance studio. Unfortunately,...
Lazy Burglar Arrested After Falling Asleep on the Job
There are plenty of professions where falling asleep on the job would be a no-no ... like surgeons, barbers, firemen, toll booth workers, prison...
Man Threatens to Slap Police Officer in the Face with His Penis
Well, that's one way of performing an assault with a deadly weapon.
Craig McIntire, a 21-year-old student from Miami University in Ohio, had a wild...
Beanie Sigel Arrested on Drug & Gun Charges Two Weeks Before Two-Year Prison Stint for Tax Evasion
Beanie Sigel was supposed begin a two-year jail bid for tax evasion in just two weeks ... but it looks like the rapper will...
Parenting Fail: Meth Head Mom Left Her Child Inside Walmart While She Napped Outside in the Car
A South Carolina mother is facing child neglect charges after police say she left her 3-year-old daughter inside a Walmart while she slept outside...
Man Facing Year in Jail for Punching McDonald’s Employee Because His Sundae Had Hot Fudge on the Bottom, Instead of the Top
A Tenneesee man could spend up to a year in prison after he was convicted of assault for punching a McDonald's employee in the face...
Man Butt Dials 911 in the Middle of Drug Deal
A Pennsylvania man was arrested and is facing drug charges after he butt-dialed 911 while meeting with his drug dealer.
Butt-dialing (also known as "pocket...
Man Arrested for Attacking Grandmother … Because He Thought She Called Him A Chicken?
A 26-year-old South Carolina man was arrested for assault and battery after he allegedly attacked his 67-year-old grandmother ... because he thought she called...
Naked Man Crashes Into Mall for a Pair of Air Jordans
Why waste precious time saving up money and waiting in line for a pair of Air Jordans when you can just strip butt-naked, throw...
Elmo Arrested and Hauled Off by Ambulance in New York City’s Central Park After Anti-Semitic Rant
An emotionally disturbed man dressed up as the popular Sesame Street character Elmo was arrested and hauled away in an ambulance from New York...
(Almost) Burglar Dies After Cutting Himself on Glass While Breaking Into Home
Karma strikes again!
A would-be burglar -- note the "almost" in the headline -- died after he cut himself on shards of glass while trying...
Cop Violently Attacks Girlfriend After She Threw a Justin Bieber Doll at Him and “Bruised His Foot”
SMDH ... This is a crying shame!
A Denver police officer is facing criminal charges after violently attacking his girlfriend for hitting him with Justin...
Man Arrested After Walking Into Denny’s and Making His Own Cheeseburger Meal
Wisconsin police arrested a man who allegedly tried to trick a group of Denny's employees into thinking he was their new manager before proceeding...
Florida School Bus Driver Arrested After Showing Porn to Students
A school bus driver in Florida is now facing felony charges after police say he showed pornographic images on his cell phone to a...
Fat, Naked Man Arrested After He Was Caught on Camera Stealing Socks from Walmart
Police in Pennsylvania say they arrested a fat, naked man who was caught on Walmart security cameras stealing a pair of socks.
32-year-old Verdon Lamont...
Cops Arrest Naked Burglar Covered in Peanut Butter and Chocolate
Kentucky police say they arrested a naked man who was covered in chocolate and peanut butter at a local grocery store early Tuesday.
22-year-old Andrew...
