Tag: dumb criminals
Ex-Amazon Employee Who Hacked Into Capital One Was Caught by the FBI After She Bragged Online
An FBI agent said the feds were easily able to track her down after she bragged about her criminal activity online via Twitter, Slack, GitHub and Meetup.
You Big Dummy! A Man Tried to Sneak a Gun on a Plane By Wrapping It in Foil & Hiding It Inside a DVD Player
A man from Queens, New York was arrested at JFK Airport after he was caught trying to sneak a gun on the plane in possibly the dumbest way ever.
Ohio Man Throws Poop at Judge for Giving Him 40-Year Sentence
You could say that as the judge opened his mouth to read Ricky Hand's sentence in Springfield, Ill., that he realized he was in...
Mugshot Madness: Orlando Brown Arrested for Beating Girlfriend in Police Parking Lot
Police also found meth on the former Disney star, which explains why he looks so terrible in this mugshot. Yikes.
College Student Drunk Dials 911, Says She’s Olivia Pope from “Scandal”
When getting shitfaced drunk and being a fan of "Scandal" lands you behind bars.
A University of Iowa student was recently arrested after she called...
South Carolina Woman Arrested for Using Bible to Smuggle Weed Into Jail
Ladies and gents, meet Monika Marie Adams.
This 24-year-old South Carolina woman was recently arrested after she tried to smuggle marijuana and tobacco into a...
WTF of the Day: Wendy’s Worker Used Gatorade Instead of Pee in Meeting With Probation Officer
Meet Wendy's worker Tabatha Coulombe, who was arrested last week after she tried to use "a mixture of Gatorade and warm water" as her...
Suspect Responds to Cops on Facebook, Gets Arrested, Cries in Mugshot
Andrew Dale Marcum posed for this hilarious mugshot after he turned himself in to police in response to a wanted ad on Facebook.
Marcum, a...
Desperate Man Calls 911 to Ask Dispatcher Out on Date
A Florida man desperate for the attention of another human of the opposite sex who is not a family member was arrested last Tuesday...
College Student High on Molly Stole Ambulance & Masturbated in Police Station
18-year-old Colorado State student Stefan Sortland was expressionless when he posed for this mugshot after he was arrested on charges of aggravated vehicle theft,...
Texting Driver Who Ran Into Cyclist: “I Just Don’t Care…”
A 21-year-old Australia woman was livid when she had to pay to get her own car fixed after she ran a man riding a...
South Carolina Inmate is Playing Lawyer to Gucci Mane, Says He Can Get the Rapper Out of Jail
Gucci Mane has some strange dedicated fans...
A 51 year-old man locked up in a Williamsburg, South Carolina prison has made it his primary duty...
Rapist Collapses from Shock After Finding Out His Victim Has HIV
According to reports from the UK, 27-year-old Richard Thomas, a convicted rapist, collapsed when he was informed by police that the woman he sexually...
Rapper’s Bragging on Instagram Leads to NYC’s Biggest Gun Bust to Date
An aspiring rapper from Brooklyn named Neno Best was arrested for his part in a multi-state gun trafficking ring after he posted pictures of...
Man Who Says He’s Michelle Obama’s Adopted Son Arrested for Trying to Access Her Bank Account
One of your cousins got booked after allegedly trying to tap into First Lady Michelle Obama's account for funds. His plot didn't work for...
Black Robbers Disguised Themselves as White Cops in $200,000 Heist
New York police say a group of 3 black robbers used lifelike disguises they purchased from a Hollywood special effects firm to turn themselves...
Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers
"Florida man" strikes again!
Apparently confusing 911 for a "Kool-Aid, burgers and weed" delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number...
Drunk Woman Wearing No Pants Attempts to Evade Police in Toy Power Wheels Truck
According to Arkansas police, a drunk, half-naked woman with no pants on tried to flee the scene of a DUI accident on a battery-operated...
South Carolina Woman Arrested for Selling VHS Porn Tapes Door-To-Door
Apparently, selling VHS porn tapes door-to-door is not only a dumb idea, but it is also illegal, and one South Carolina woman found that...
Boy Steals iPhone from Girl; Man Steals iPhone from Boy; Boy Arrested After Reporting Stolen iPhone
How dumb can a "dumb criminal" actually be? Read the headline again. That dumb!
Last November, a 16-year-old girl was walking through Prospect Park in...
