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Desperate Man Calls 911 to Ask Dispatcher Out on Date

By
Dustin Gary

A Florida man desperate for the attention of another human of the opposite sex who is not a family member was arrested last Tuesday (Nov 4) after he allegedly called 911 three times asking the dispatcher if she was interested in going out on a date. (Spoiler: She wasn’t.)

According to WZVN News, 45-year-old Stephen Ramsey kept the female dispatcher — who told him her name was “Sandy” after he creepily asked her “What’s your name?” — on the line for more than six minutes and asked her if she was into handcuffs before laughing and finally hanging up the phone.

LISTEN TO THE FULL CALL HERE:

Collier County deputies were sent to Ramsey’s home, where he was arrested and he told police he was “looking for an escort service to help him pass the time.”

In addition to heavily slurred speech, the officer said he noticed a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” coming from Ramsey’s breath. He was charged with misusing 911 and was in the Collier County Jail on $2,000 bond.

Bill Rule, a spokesman for the Collier County Sheriff’s Office, advises against misusing 911 as it could have serious consequences.

“Somebody could conceivably be injured and needing our assistance, but we are further away because of the false 911 call,” he said.

College Student High on Molly Stole Ambulance & Masturbated in Police Station

By
Dustin Gary

18-year-old Colorado State student Stefan Sortland was expressionless when he posed for this mugshot after he was arrested on charges of aggravated vehicle theft, obstructing EMS, reckless driving, hit-and-run, criminal mischief, attempted motor vehicle theft, unlawful possession of a controlled substance and criminal charges of assault.

So what did Mr. Sortland do to rack up all those charges?

Well, it all started when he went to a Halloween concert where he reportedly took molly and cocaine.

At some point in the night, Sortland noticed an empty ambulance sitting outside the party. That’s apparently when he thought, “Hey, wouldn’t it be a great idea to take this empty ambulance out for a spin?” And he did it.

Police said emergency crews were responding to a call about a drunk student suffering from seizures on campus in Fort Collins, and when they came outside with the patient, that’s when they found out their ambulance was gone.

Thanks to modern technology, police were able to track the ambulance using its on board GPS system, and they found it in the middle of a highway “with several doors open, heavy front-end damage and fluid leaking,” according to the extensive police reports obtained by ABC 7 News.

One officer said it appeared the driver of the ambulance had hit the raised median, jumped the curb, hit a sign, went the wrong way and crossed back over the median before stopping.

Officers said they found 18-year-old Stefan Sortland standing about 30 yards from the stopped ambulance wearing an EMT vest. Officers shot him with a stun gun when he refused their commands. Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Police said that Sortland admitted he took the ambulance from CSU, then refused to answer questions, but commented, “Why are the lights flashing on the cars?”

After eventually subduing and arresting Sortland, they carried him to the Loveland Police Department, where he “stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated,” the police report stated.

Police said during his interview with officers, Sortland made a reference that his “friends/roommates were dead, in heaven, and had committed suicide.” Officers said they checked with the two people and found they were both fine.

Police spoke with the 18-year-old’s father, who said his son had no mental issues and wasn’t taken any medications, but he did mention a few odd/irrational texts his son had sent him that night.

Officers said Sortland apologized to them on the way to jail, but a few hours later when he was in the jail’s booking area, the Larimer County Sheriff’s Office said he attacked two deputies who were bringing him lunch. (Ed. note: Sure, go on ahead and bite the hands feeding you, why don’t ya?)

One deputy was punched in the face (which reportedly caused a concussion and some facial swelling), while another “suffered an abrasion and a finger sprain” while trying to restrain Sortland.

Don’t do drugs, kids.

Epic F Train Brawl After Man Smacks Woman for Clowning His Jacket Lands 4 People in Jail

By
Dustin Gary

Four people were arrested and jailed in New York City following an all-out brawl that broke out on an F train subway in Greenwich Village after a man “smacked the soul” out of a woman for making fun of his jacket.

Video footage of the fight was posted online over the weekend, and it shows a woman (21-year-old Danay Howard) and her bird-brained friends cackling at a man (25-year-old Jorge Pena) and insulting his style. Howard makes fun of Pena’s fur hat and points out his “bum ass 8-ball jacket that came out in 1990.”

Howard then “brags” about her shoe game, saying that she has on “Steve Maddens,” to which the man behind the camera responds, “Don’t nobody wear Steve Maddens no more!” and that’s when all hell breaks lose.

From NY Daily News:

Eventually, the man filming the incident caught Howard and her cohorts attention. The three women jump up from their seat and knock the phone from his hands twice. Moments later, as Pena’s face is off camera, a male voice is heard calling Howard a “dirty bitch.”

“What’d you call me?” Howard yells as she swings a leopard print high-heel and strikes Pena in the head, the video shows.

Pena then turns and slaps Howard across the face. The blow knocks the woman back five feet as another man jumps in and exchange punches with the attacker as chaos breaks out on the train.

“She got smacked, and that echoed through the entire subway,” David Ratliff — the man who shot the cellphone video — told NBC 4 New York. “I heard it. Everybody on the train heard it. Everybody in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx heard it.”

Howard and Pena were cuffed at the West 4th St. subway station at around 5 a.m. early Saturday moring, along with 21-year-old Kevin Gil and 20-year-old Shanique Campbell, who both jumped into the brawl to support Howard after her soul was smacked from her body.

According to the NYPD, Pena, Gil and Campbell were charged with misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct, while Howard was charged with felony assault for using a weapon (the shoe) in the attack.

Jorge Pena was reportedly taken to a nearby hospital with minor cuts to his face (from getting hit with the shoe).

No word on whether or not Howard got her soul back.

Watch the full clip above and NBC4 NY’s news report below:

Chick-fil-A Manager Not on Fleek, Banned Slang Words About A Week Ago … Barely!

By
GOT Staff

Chick-fil-A must allow their managers to sip on a lot of haterade, because one hatin’ azz manager has allegedly compiled a list of 21st century slang terms members of his staff are not allowed to use.

An employee took a photo of the list and posted it on Reddit: “I work at Chick-fil-a and Eric, our manager, is tired of our shit.”

We’re not sure if that’s grounds for a first amendment rights violation, but nevertheless, Eric the manager is apparently fed up with his staff (likely full of Internet-savvy, social media using, selfie-taking teens) using words/phrases like “bruh,” “bae,” “cuz,” “fam,” “ratchet,” “about a week ago,” “or naw”, “on fleek,” “I’m legally blind” and “P.O.P Hold it Dine.”

The list warns: “You will speak properly when you walk through these doors … You are a professional so speak professionally.”

Huh?!? … BARELY!

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Rick Ross Autographed a Pear for a Fan

By
Dustin Gary

A fan recently spotted Rick Ross out, and asked the rapper to autograph pear for them. And guess what? HE DID IT!

To the uninitiated, Rick Ross signing a pear sounds stupid. So let’s give you the backstory.

Back in May, UK radio personality Tim Westwood interviewed Rick Ross before a concert in London, and the two discussed the rapper’s recent weight loss.

Ross told Westwood, “The most I used to do for exercise was stand up to count the money. But now they give me fruit to eat. I forgot what fruit tasted like… I eat pears now, and shit like that.”

Then came one of the greatest quotes of 2014: “Shout out to all the pear…”

Of course someone captured the soundbite on Vine and the clip has now gone viral:

And from there came a bunch of parodies and hilarious mash-ups:

Now, the world has come full circle, and Rick Ross is autographing pears. SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEAR!

Now this is classic. Fans asking @richforever to autograph #Pears #hoodbillionaire

A photo posted by Maybach Music Group (@untouchablemmg) on

If you happen to be in an area where Rick Ross frequents, be sure to take a pear with you, and do us all a favor and ask him to autograph it. Then send pics to tips@gossiponthis.com!

Yung Berg Fired from “Love & Hip Hop Hollywood” Following Arrest for Beating Up Girlfriend Masika

By
Dustin Gary

Rapper/producer Yung Berg calls himself the “HitMaka!” and he lived up that name recently … not musically, but physically.

Yung Berg has been fired from VH1’s “Love & Hip Hop Hollywood,” and it’s all because he got arrested for beating up his girlfriend Masika Tucker, who is also on the show.

According to TMZ, 30-year-old Christian Ward (Yung Berg’s real name) was arrested at the Gershwin Hotel in New York City last Wednesday (Nov 5) after he attacked Masika. He was charged with “obstruction of breathing,” which is another way of saying he strangled/choked her in some kind of way and restricted her breathing at some point.

During the fight, Berg is said to have grabbed 29-year-old Masika Tucker by the throat, dragged her across the hotel room they were staying in and punched her in the face.

Sources say the fight happened after Berg got pissed over his credit card being declined earlier that night.

According to sources close to Yung’s GF, Masika Tucker … after a booze-filled night at the “Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood” reunion show in NYC, Berg went to pay his bill, but the card was over the limit.

Yung stormed out, went to his hotel and Masika followed. She told him she paid the bill and schooled him for leaving her … and he reacted by grabbing her by the neck, throwing her on the bed and pulling her out of the room by her hair.

Yung then allegedly continued his assault by choking her out.

Though Masika refused medical attention, Berg was still charged and subsequently fired from LHHH due to the severity of the domestic violence allegations.

It’s funny … this guy can beat up on women, but he didn’t even attempt to lift a finger back in 2008 when his Transformers chain was being passed around the Internet.

Meanwhile, Masika (who appears on a reality show now, remember?) is asking for “respect” and “privacy” over this “personal” matter, not fully understanding that she lost all of that when she signed up to have her life documented on a show produced by VH1 and Mona Scott Young. Poor thing.

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 4 is Taping, and Benzino & Althea Aren’t Invited

By
Dustin Gary

After losing his mother to cancer, getting shot by his nephew at her funeral, getting engaged to a gold digging THOT who smashed the homie, and losing a nice chunk of his income and relevancy by getting fired from VH1’s “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” it’s safe to say Benzino has had a very rough year.

Benzino (real name: Raymond Scott) and his “fianceé” Althea Eaton were given their pink slips last month without any explanation, and Benzino believes producers are blaming them for the big fight with Joseline and Stevie J during the Season 3 reunion special.

Benzino and Althea believe Joseline and Stevie J instigated the whole thing by talking trash on social media the day before. On top of that, Althea has also filed a lawsuit against Joseline for attacking her.

Filming for LHHATL’s fourth season is now underway, and for the first time, Benzino won’t be a part of it, and he has taken to his Twitter to respond.

Zino retweeted a post from a blogger announcing that the cast had started taping (notice how he added an emoji of hands clapping, lol):

Fans responded to the tweet with their mixed thoughts on Benzino not returning next season, with some tweeting that they were going to boycott the series now that he’s not a part of it.

“Well I won’t be watching bc I’m not for watching crackheads and drama on the next season,” wrote one fan. “There’s no reason to watch it now if you guys aren’t going to be on it,” tweeted another.

Others said they’ll “miss” Benzino and Althea, suggesting that they’ll watch anyway, but their presence on the screen will certainly be missed.

“Gonna miss u 2 on the show. It was wrong,” tweeted one fan, while another tweeted, “It was fucked up, you and @Althea_Heart should still be on.”

Meanwhile, Althea has hinted at a future reality show called “Married to Hip Hop.”

In response to the tweets about her and Benzino being kicked off the show, she tweeted to one fan “#MarriedtoHiphop #comingsoon” and “boo we onto the next” to another, possibly clueing us in about a new show.

Would you watch a show centered around Benzino and Althea? But wait. Before you answer that question, watch this:

Tasha Smith is Afraid Her Husband Will Kill Her

By
Dustin Gary

Last week, the husband of sassy actress Tasha Smith — best known for her starring roles in Tyler Perry productions — filed a restraining order against her claiming that she likes to get drunk and fly into rages in which she threatens to kill him or have someone else do the deed, leaving him fearing for his own life.

According to TMZ, Smith and her husband Keith Douglas still live together, so she’s has to stay at least 2 yards away from him while they’re at home, but when they’re not at home, she can’t come within 100 yards of him.

Douglas claims Smith flies into booze-fueled rages … and that she’s threatened to kill him … or get people to hurt him, even warning him to “not fall asleep or something will happen.”

Keith also claims Smith — who currently stars in “Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse” — threatened him in front of his kids … and he’s had to flee to escape her wrath.

But now Tasha is saying that she’s the one who should be scared.

TMZ is reporting that the “Why Did I Get Married?” star has filed her own legal docs claiming that Keith “flies into jealous rages, calling her a fucking dyke” and accusing her of sleeping with other women.

“When he’s in a rage, I feel that he is capable of killing me,” she said, adding that she’s prepared to have her friends, fellow actresses Tisha Campbell Martin and Elizabeth Rohm, back up her claims in court.

Both Tasha and Keith are denying the allegations against each other.

What Happened When Bill Cosby Asked Twitter to Meme Him

By
Dustin Gary

Bill Cosby has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting more than a dozen women, so it was probably a bad idea for him (or whoever is running his Twitter page) to ask the Internet to “Meme” him, you know, considering he’s an alleged serial rapist and all.

Needless to say, the idea did not go very well. Bill Cosby and Co. got their memes, alright, but not in the way they expected.

Most of the memes focused on Cosby’s 2006 rape lawsuit settlement, in which he was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting at least 13 women — a topic that has come back to the surface following comments by comedian Hannibal Buress at a show in Philadelphia last month:

“Thirteen. It’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. He gets on TV, ‘Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the 80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!’ Yeah, but you rape women, Bill Cosby, so turn the crazy down a couple notches.

“I guess I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. Dude’s image, for the most part, is a public Teflon image. I’ve done this bit on stage and people don’t believe me, people think I’m making it up. … When you leave here, Google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ That shit has more results than ‘Hannibal Buress.'”

Bill Cosby’s original tweet asking to be memed has since been deleted (obviously), but there’s no stopping the Internet once it gets going.

Keep scrolling for the hilariously brutal responses!

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https://twitter.com/MacGarnagle/status/531951478001631233

As Daily Dot put it, “Bill Cosby really shouldn’t have asked Twitter to meme him.”

Mathew Knowles’ Baby Mama Called Wendy Williams a “Man-Looking, Former Crackhead”

By
Dustin Gary

Wendy Williams is as messy as they come, which is not news, but she may have taken her “messiness” a bit too far by expressing her thoughts that Mathew Knowles‘ 4-year-old daughter would never be as successful as Beyoncé due to how she was conceived.

In addition to Beyoncé and Solange, Mathew Knowles now has not just one, apparently, but TWO other children with TWO separate women!

Earlier this year, it was reported that Mathew’s 4-year-old son Nixon and the boy’s mother Alexsandra Wright were being forced out of their home because they’re struggling financially due to Knowles’ “lack of child support.”

We already knew about Nixon though, and have known about him for some time. What we didn’t know, however, was that Mathew “Raw Doggin” Knowles fathered another 4-year-old child with ANOTHER woman.

A couple weeks back, Mathew’s 4-year-old daughter Koi Knowles made her TV debut on “Inside Edition,” a little over a month after TMZ broke the news that Mathew was Koi’s biological father with a 99.998% certainty, according to a copy of the paternity test.

“You can’t deny it once DNA tests come out 99.9% that you are the father,” Koi’s mother TaQoya Branscomb told Inside Edition. She also revealed that Koi loves to sing and dance, and she hopes that in addition to her father (whom she has never met) one day she will get to meet her big sis Beyoncé.

“They are half sisters and maybe one day down the line that can be made possible … hopefully,” she said, though it’s interesting to note that TaQoya talked about her daughter meeting Beyoncé and she made no mention of the child’s other two siblings Solange and Nixon.

But whatever. Back to Wendy being messy.

On her show last Thursday (Nov 6), Wendy not only questioned why TaQoya would give her daughter the last name “Knowles” if Mathew has never even met her, but she also bashed little Koi’s singing abilities and said she’ll never be as successful as her big sister because she’s the product of an affair Mathew had while he was still married to Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles.

“If you think that she’s going to get a big record deal … that’s not going to happen,” Wendy said, adding, “I think that Koi Mychael Knowles will be able to perform at the state fair.”

TaQyoa has since responded to Wendy’s comments about her child, and it sounds like she isn’t having not even a little bit of it.

“Wendy is out of line for talking about my child’s potential, and how she won’t be as famous as Beyoncé when her a** has no idea,” TaQoya told Rumor Fix. “She is encouraging bullying and hating just because of Beyoncé’s status.”

She continued, “Also who’s to say if Mathew will or will not be in Koi’s life in the future? I’m fighting for my daughter’s rights so she won’t have to fight for them eighteen years from now … To say that my daughter isn’t going to be a successful entertainer because of the way she was conceived is like saying man-looking, former crackheads could never have their own talk show.”

LMFAO! Did she just call Wendy Williams a “man-looking, former crackhead?” Yes, she did.

TaQoya also addressed claims that she’s an “opportunist” who preyed on Mathew, saying that if she indeed were an opportunist, she would have told the tabloids about Koi “years ago.”

“Mathew and I had a romantic relationship in 2009 during a difficult time in his life,” the former lingerie model turned real estate agent said in a statement to Madame Noire. “It had nothing to do with Beyoncé’s music career. Despite the media speculations, I am not an ‘opportunist,’ if that was the case I would’ve spoken out four years ago.”

TaQoya said she wasn’t even the one who linked the information about Koi to TMZ; it was Houston’s Harris County Family Court.

“I was just as shocked as anyone when the information was leaked,” she revealed. “I had remained quiet and raised my daughter as a single mother in a happy and healthy environment. Koi has been modeling and acting long before we’ve been in the media, like any other parent I work hard to nourish and support my daughter’s many talents, whatever they may be.”

TaQoya added, “I had exhausted all of my efforts to keep this out of the public eye and was forced to rely on the Houston court system to get guideline support. In regards to family visitation, I am always open to her to having relationship with her father and all her extended family members. Whether or not that happens, Koi will be just fine.”

TaQoya says she’s still working as a real estate agent, and she’s currently working on a “vintage lingerie line,” due out sometime next year.

As for what Koi is up to, in addition to her modeling and acting career, her mother says “she is in the process of launching her own child lip gloss and haircare line.”

RiFF RAFF: I’M “TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ” (MUSiC ViDEO)

By
Dustin Gary

RiFF RAFF is the type of guy that falls into two categories. Either you love him, or you love to hate him. But regardless of what side of the fence you’re on when it comes to Jody Highroller, you can’t deny the fact that “TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ” is one of the catchiest songs you’ve ever heard!

RiFF RAFF is known for his rather “eccentric” behavior, so it’s no surprise that the video for his latest single is hilariously ridiculous.

The video — which was co-directed by Mike Finnegan and RiFF RAFF — starts off with a British woman asking, “Tiptoeing in one’s Jordans? What on earth is all this riff raff about?” and then we see RiFF RAFF (rocking a pair of Jordans, or “JAWWDiNZ,” of course) in an ice palace sitting on a throne surrounded by girls wearing fur bikinis.

The rest of the video is peppered with shots of a praying mantis dancing on an avocado, a skull getting covered in paint, RAFF walking a dog and people tiptoeing in their Jordans … because, duh. Comedian Andy Milonakis and a can of Monster Energy Drink also make cameos.

Watch RiFF RAFF’s “TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ” video above!

Video Shows Jeremih & His Crew Throwing Beer Bottles at Fuddruckers

By
Dustin Gary

R&B singer Jeremih and his crew made headlines last week after they were reportedly involved in an altercation at a Fuddruckers restaurant in Billings, Montana.

In a video clip that has surfaced online, a person from the singer’s entourage can be seen throwing beer at a Fuddruckers employee behind the counter, and when there’s no more beer left to throw, he just throws the bottle for good measure. Jeremih is seen walking up to the counter and throwing something as well.

On Friday, TMZ reported that the “Birthday Sex” singer and his crew caused $700 worth of damage (and took a frier out of commission for an hour) in the beer-tossing incident, which came about because they got pissed over a young female employee turning down their advances and telling a manager that they made her feel uncomfortable.

The manager of the Fuddruckers tells us … Jeremih and his crew got pissed after they started hitting on a cashier, who complained to her manager she felt uncomfortable. The manager asked them to move to the back — away from the employee — and they went nuts, grabbing the Fuddruckers mic and crying racism.

The manager says he tried to give them their money back to calm the situation … but that didn’t work and that’s when the bottle-throwing began.

No arrests were made, and later, Jeremih took to his Twitter accusing the burger chain of “blatant racism.”

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Watch: Pregnant Alicia Keys Performs at the 2014 MTV EMAs

By
GOT Music

Alicia Keys showed off her massive baby bump Sunday night (Nov 9) at the 2014 MTV Europe Music Awards.

Wearing all white, the R&B singer gave the Glasgow, Scotland crowd an empowering performance of her new single “We Are Here.”

Keys is expecting her second child with rapper Swizz Beatz and she’s about six or seven months pregnant, with the baby due to arrive sometime in December or January.

Watch Alicia’s EMA performance above!

Ariana Grande Lets Her Hair Down, Performs “Problem” & “Break Free” at the 2014 MTV EMAs

By
GOT Music

Ariana Grande performed a short medley of her singles “Problem” and “Break Free” at Sunday night’s MTV EMAs in Glasgow, Scotland and we couldn’t help but notice her new look!

We’re used to seeing Ms. Grande with her ponytail, but last night, she ditched her signature hairstyle and literally let her hair down, opting for a more mature appearance.

Watch Ariana Grande’s performance above!

Watch: Nicki Minaj Performs 3-Song Medley at the 2014 MTV EMAs

By
GOT Music

Nicki Minaj hosted the 2014 MTV Europe Music Awards — which aired from Glasgow, Scotland Sunday night (Nov 9) — and she also hit the stage to perform a three-song medley featuring music from the past and the present.

Wearing nothing but lace and panties, Nicki kicked off the performance with her 2011 hit “Super Bass,” and before ending with her latest hit “Anaconda,” the MC premiered the next single (possibly?) from her upcoming album The Pinkprint called “Bed of Lies,” with featured artist Skylar Grey playing on the piano.

The timing of the song’s debut is interesting, considering Nicki just broke up with her non-boyfriend Safaree Samuels after going all Jasmine Sullivan on the car she was letting him drive. And her first verse sounds like it’s all about that relationship:

“You could never make eye contact. Everything you got was based off of my contacts. You a fraud, but I’ma remain icon-stat. Balenciaga’s on my boots with the python strap.

“You was caught up in the rush and you was caught up in the thrill of it. You was with me way before I hit a quarter mil’ in it. I was killin it, man you got me poppin pills in it. I told Baby hit you, I said this dude buggin.

“Cause I was doing it for us, I told em fuck the public. Couldn’t believe that I was home alone, contemplating. Overdosin, no more postin, no more toastin over oceans.

“They say you don’t know what you got til it’s gone. They say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn. But there was something I should’ve asked all along. I’ma ask on the song.”

We’ll have to wait until the song comes out to hear the second verse, but in the meantime, watch Nicki’s 2014 EMA performance above!

Aretha Franklin Throws Shade All Over Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj

By
GOT Staff

Aretha Franklin is known worldwide as the legendary “Queen of Soul,” but based on a recent interview she did with the Wall Street Journal, we might need to amend that title to “Queen of SHADE.”

Auntie ReRe was promoting her newest album ‘Aretha Franklin Sings the Great Diva Classics’ and she was asked about today’s top female artists. Her responses, as always, were HILARIOUS.

On Adele: “Young singer. Good singer.”

On Alicia Keys: “Young performer. Good writer, producer.”

On Taylor Swift: “Great gowns, beautiful gowns.”

On Nicki Minaj: “Nicki Minaj … I’m gonna pass on that!”

“Great gowns, beautiful gowns.” That’s Auntie Re’s opinion on Taylor Swift‘s music career, and you can’t do anything but love and accept it!

WATCH HERE:

Aretha Franklin comes from an era where an artist’s talent was their biggest asset, not their social media following or their album sales. So you’ll have to excuse her for being nonplussed about the music of today’s generation.

Her thoughts on artists like Beyoncé and Jennifer Hudson were pretty funny too. She said in the Nov. 15 issue of Billboard magazine:

I think they’re doing a very good job — Beyoncé, Alicia, Jennifer [Hudson]. I hear my influence sometimes; I know when my voice, when something I’m known for, has passed. But these young ladies, for the most part, are all very original.

“For the most part?” SHADE!

Don’t you just wish Aretha Franklin really was your aunt though? And she lived next door and came over every day shading today’s music? Wouldn’t it be glorious? You know it would.

Also, has she been babysitting Usher’s son recently?

h/t: That Grape Juice

Usher’s 6-Year-Old Son Told Him “You’re Not A Great Singer”

By
Dustin Gary

To the world, Usher is a multifaceted international superstar with a very successful career to show for it. But to his young sons, he’s just “dad.” And to his youngest son, specifically, he’s “not a great singer.”

Usher says that while his oldest son, Usher V (aka “Cinco”) — who is named after him — studies his dance moves meticulously, his youngest son Naviyd Ely Raymond, who turns six next month, is far from impressed with his multi-platinum dad’s singing abilities.

“He doesn’t care about what I do as much. … He’s like, ‘I’m the star. Who are you? You sing?'” Usher said in a recent interview, according to the Associated Press.

“He told me the other day, he says, ‘You’re not a great singer,'” Usher added, laughing. His response to his son: “What? I’m a great singer!”

But thankfully, at least one of his sons appreciates his talent. Usher says Cinco, who turns seven this month, watches his every move when he’s on stage performing.

“When seeing me perform on tour in the past … and most of the time it’s past his bedtime, but he’s just sitting there studying every move, every second, like laser focus,” Usher said of his namesake. “And then I’ll see him off by himself doing the moves.”

One out of two ain’t so bad, is it?

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” Recap: Apollo and Phaedra’s Marriage Implodes on National Television

By
Roger Ratchet

For some strange reason, the RHOA marriage that was built on the back of rehabilitated felons, false due dates, reality television stunts and sperm donation, has completely fallen apart.

Despite all of the protests from Phaedra and Apollo throughout the years, it’s always been obvious that their mismatched marriage was more of a business arrangement than a pure passion play.

Apollo, an ex-felon, was chosen by Phaedra to be her light-skinned sperm donor and beefcake. While true commitment and dedication between the two was never really there, Phaedra’s lust for Apollo was always palpable. In exchange for his seed and ripped body, Phaedra offered Apollo a redemption story, fame and a national platform.

But Apollo broke the rule of engagement when he crept back to his criminal ways and got busted and charged with committing identity theft and bank fraud. Phaedra, who for several seasons has insisted that her ex-felon husband had changed his criminal ways, looked like the biggest fool and Apollo ultimately lost his freedom as he was sentenced and put away in federal prison — again.

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The first episode of season 7 focuses almost entirely on the melodrama between Apollo and Phaedra. Apollo is preparing for his day in court while Phaedra has fled their home and is instead hiding out in a hotel with her two sons.

Apollo is understandably upset that his wife isn’t holding him down Pimp Squad-style while Phaedra is insistent that this spilt milk isn’t her mess or responsibility to clean up.

Pastor Regina, Phaedra’s mom, hangs out with her daughter and the boys while they’re in the hotel and Apollo breaks down as he explains to his white half-brother about how hurtful it is that Phaedra refuses to be by his side.

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In a way, you can understand Phaedra’s decision. Her boys are young and she’d rather shield them from this entire episode than put them in the middle of it. On the other hand, it’s easy for Phaedra to make this decision because she essentially got what she wanted from her relationship with Apollo: Two children.

If there was even a single drop of love or loyalty in Phaedra for Apollo, her butt would’ve been in that courtroom. Phaedra may or may not have known about Apollo’s renewed criminal behavior (count me in the camp who believes she knew what was going on), but she for sure knew that Apollo was an ex-felon when she married him so she can’t be too surprised that he relapsed. A leopard don’t change its spots, y’all.

As Apollo goes through the different hearings and sentencings, Apollo reaches out to his mother and brother, who dutifully stand by his side, and also his fellow RHOA house husbands, Todd and Peter.

Apollo even turns up at Kandi and Todd’s house at one point to get some bro-therapy from Todd and Kandi, who is firmly loyal to Ms. Phaedra and looks at Apollo with disgust and loathing just like how Penelope Pussycat looks at Pepé Le Pew.

“Shouldn’t he be spending more time with his family?” Kandi asks.

Well, his family doesn’t want to spend time with him. So what do you want him to do, Kandi?

Apollo and Phaedra’s Marriage Reaches the Point of No Return

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By the end of the episode, we learn that Apollo has pleaded guilty to the charges and will be serving 8 years in prison for his crimes. At this point, Phaedra makes her way back to the house once the sentence has been delivered. When Phaedra walks through the door, she’s confronted by a pool-playing Apollo who is none too pleased that his supposedly loyal and loving wife went Casper on him.

In a rather unwise decision, Phaedra decides to engage Apollo in an argument in front of their baby boy Dylan. After casually asking Apollo what’s going on and handing the baby over to him, he blows up on Phaedra for abandoning him and he starts spilling all their secrets.

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I’m talking about Phaedra promising to take care of him financially, holding out bank account funds from him, throwing mortgage payments on him after he just got out of prison and more. If Apollo is to be believed, Phaedra may not have aided and abetted Apollo with his crimes, but she certainly did pressure him to make it rain on the household, which ultimately led him down a path that he knew would bring in the wealth Phaedra’s fancy and famous lifestyle demanded.

This shit is getting deep.

By the time the episode ends, Apollo announces he’ll be seeking a divorce. Phaedra seems surprised, but unbothered by this announcement and tells him if that’s what he wants, then fine. Uh, Phaedra, exactly how did you intend on continuing a marriage with this man when you literally left him hanging in his hour of need?

Sidenote: When Kandi shouted out Hillary Clinton as an example of a ride-or-die chick for holding Bill down even when he was in the hot seat for getting his wee-wee sucked by Monica Lewinsky, I know her campaign manager furiously dialed Andy Cohen to give him and Bravo execs an earful.

NeNe Is Still Acting Like She’s Too Good for RHOA

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The other major storyline of the first episode revolved around NeNe’s Vegas stint at the Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity show.

NeNe is so busy PRETENDING that this is a step up for her when it’s very much a demotion for her careerwise. She went from a starring role in a network television show to playing a glorified drag queen in the kitschy New York, New York hotel in Las Vegas.

The only thing that might’ve been worse is if she booked a job playing Chuck E. at her local Chuck E. Cheese’s.

The funny thing is that NeNe recognizes that there’s an unsavoriness to this whole Zumanity thing. So she pretends to be disgusted by the orgy scene and she feigns shock and awe at the raw sexuality on display.

A former stripper cannot pull the Mother Theresa act 10 or 20 years after the fact, NeNe. So cut it out. You needed a paycheck after “The New Normal” got cancelled and you were welling to play ringleader to a softcore porn show. Embrace it, boo.

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m very tired of NeNe and her boring little sideshow. She’s got a wicked sense of humor and she throws shade with the best of them, but it’s just not interesting watching what is essentially a solo sideshow in what should be a compelling ensemble performance. NeNe needs to shit or get off the RHOA pot.

One thing I found immensely amusing was the scene where NeNe was being fitted for her Zumanity wig. Maybe I just don’t know about hair systems, but I didn’t know you could put a wig on top of a wig.

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Her hair stylist very clearly slips a wig cap on top of NeNe’s short blonde wig and the whole time I was thinking: Is NeNe pulling a wig layering move to ensure her scalp stays warm and toasty like those taquitos on the hot dog roller at 7-11?

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I’m so confused.

This season will be action-packed as we dig into the Kenya storyline and we’re introduced to the newcomers, Claudia Jordan and Demetria McKinney. I have a feeling that NeNe is gonna pull a Kim Zolciak and quit midway through the season though. Ultimately, it’ll probably be for the best since NeNe’s clearly half past over it at this point.

Beyoncé Celebrates Birth of Kelly Rowland’s Son with Instagram Note

By
GOT Staff

Kelly Rowland is officially a mother now after giving birth to her first child Titan Jewell Witherspoon and proud auntie Beyoncé shared a touching photo on Instagram Thursday (Nov 6) welcoming Kelly into motherhood and celebrating Baby Titan’s arrival.

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She wrote in the caption of the image, which is a black and white stock photo of a mother holding a baby’s hand:

There’s no better feeling than holding my beautiful nephew. I thank god for the honor of witnessing my sisters journey into motherhood. I’ve always dreamt of our little ones growing up together. I’m so thankful for our bond. Baby Ty, I love you so much. Congrats to my Spoons.

Sounds like Auntie B is already planning playdates for Blue Ivy and Baby Ty!

Kelly and her husband Tim Weatherspoon welcomed their son Tuesday afternoon (Nov 4). Rowland said in a statement following the birth, “We are thrilled to announce that today we are the proud parents of our first son. We are blessed to report everyone is healthy and happy!”

Pastor James David Manning Says Starbucks is Putting Sodomite Semen in Your Coffee

By
Dustin Gary

Did you know that Starbucks is putting the semen of “sodomites” in your coffee to make it taste better?!?

They’re really not, but a New York City accused the popular coffeehouse chain of doing just that, and he wants to warn you about it.

Pastor James David Manning, the head pastor at the ATLAH (All the Land Anointed Holy) Worldwide Missionary Church in Harlem, claimed last week that Starbucks was “ground zero” for Ebola (because of all of the “sodomites” who go there, obviously) and he essentially blamed gays for bringing the virus into New York City.

Pastor Manning’s outrageous remarks sparked protests from gay-rights activists, who protested outside the ATLAH Church by handing out free coffee from Starbucks and chanting the words “Stop the hate.”

Now, Manning, who also believes that Vladimir Putin will out President Obama as a “homo” in the next 100 days (his deadline is next Thursday), is saying that Starbucks is putting “sodomite semen” in your coffee to spice up the flavor and to make you “think you’re having a good time.”

Evidently, not just any old regular semen would do. It would need to be semen derived from real sodomites in order for the taste to be perfect and the time to be good.

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Manning made the accusations in a misguided 7-minute video he posted to YouTube, in which he cites this article from the Inquisitr: “Were Semen Samples Really Found In Starbucks Drinks Nationwide, Initiating an FDA Investigation?”

This is what he had to say about the gay-rights activists (or “sodomites,” in his words) who were protesting outside his church and the Starbucks coffee spiked with semen they were handing out to people:

“They had a big bucket of Starbucks coffee. They said that this church is a hate church, and that I’m a hate preacher… Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.”

MALE semen, mind you. Not FEMALE semen, because that probably wouldn’t taste as good. Manning added, “Semen flavors up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?!?

Considering the fact this guy made an entire video about this, you would think he would have at least read the article in its entirety. Because if he did, he would have come across this line:

This will surely hurt Starbucks’ reputation, right? Fortunately for them, the derogatory article is fake.

The article comes from a satire/parody news site called “Huzlers,” which, like The Onion (but not nearly as good), publishes faux news stories for comedic purposes.

Some of their recent headlines are: “Terrio Hospitalized After Fainting From Eating Too Much Halloween Candy,” “Bill Gates Offers Young Thug $9 Million to Stop Making Music,” and “Rapper Gucci Mane Mysteriously Diagnosed with Ebola in Prison.” They also have another (obviously fake) article up about Starbucks, this time getting caught using breast milk in their coffees, lattes and frappuccinos.

But back to this whole “sodomite semen being put in your Starbucks” thing. Just in case you didn’t catch it earlier, STARBUCKS IS NOT PUTTING “SODOMITE SEMEN” (OR ANY SEMEN, FOR THAT MATTER) IN YOUR COFFEE.

Pastor James David Manning — who appears to be a closeted, bigoted, raging lunatic — might put sodomite semen in his own coffee to make it “flavorful” and to ensure that he’s having a “good time,” but Starbucks wouldn’t (and COULDN’T) do anything of the sort.

THIS is the absolute truth.

h/t: Daily Dot

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