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Solange & Her Son Julez Dancing to “No Flex Zone” at Her Wedding Reception is the Cutest Thing

Solange Knowles and her fiancée Alan Ferguson got married Sunday (Nov 16) in an all-white wedding ceremony, and Solange already broke the Internet with her epic wedding photoshoot by Vogue Magazine. Now, video has emerged showing the entertainer doing an adorable choreographed dance to Rae Sremmurd‘s “No Flex Zone” with her son Julez at the reception.

Traditionally, the bride has her “first dance” with her father, but we doubt Mr. Mathew “Raw Doggin” Knowles was even invited since he’s out here generously spreading his seed with the female population, so she chose to give that honor to her 10-year-old son Daniel Jr. aka “Julez.”

Watch the video above!

Photos: Solange Knowles Marries Alan Ferguson in All-White Wedding

Solange Knowles and her 51-year-old music video director fiancée Alan Ferguson are now officially man and wife after getting married Sunday (Nov 16) in an all-white wedding ceremony held in New Orleans.

The wedding, which was held at the Marigny Opera House in New Orleans, was attended by a small group of Solange’s friends and family, including her sister Beyoncé, mom Tina Knowles, son Julez, bro-in-law Jay, her niece Blue Ivy and singer Janelle Monae.

According to details confirmed by People, when the happy couple arrived “via white-painted bicycles,” the bride was dressed in “cream pantsuit with a cape and plunging V-neck by Stéphane Rolland,” and the groom wore a matching white suit with no tie.

For the ceremony, Solange then changed into a floor-length gown designed by Humberto Leon for Kenzo. One onlooker said the couple “looked pretty calm, relaxed on their wedding day.”

Official photos from the wedding were posted at Vogue, including these fabulous shots of the bridal party wearing all-white:

Solange and her bridal party, featuring Beyoncé, Mama Tina Knowles and Angela Beyince

Solange and her bridal party, featuring Beyoncé, Mama Tina Knowles and Angela Beyince

And videos showing Solange and her wedding party walking a “Second Line” were uploaded to Instagram:

As we previously reported, the wedding came after a weekend of festivities in New Orleans. About 50 friends and family joined Solange and Alan for a pre-wedding bash at the Indywood Cinema, where the couple reportedly showed a film they made about how they met before playing the 70’s film “Mahogany,” the movie they saw on their first date.

“It was pretty adorable,” Hayley Sampson, who owns the film house with brother Will, told People. “They were talking about how they met and that they bonded [over] this film and then showed everybody the movie.”

Partygoers were also treated to an open bar, featuring daiquiris from local sandwich shop Gene’s Po-Boys and drinks mixed by bartenders from nearby nightclub Oxalis.

The wedding’s reception the following night featured included performances by musician friends Kelela, Questlove, and Kindness.

“Everyone I worked with on the wedding are friends who I love,” Solange wrote in an email on Sunday. “Everything was a labor of love.”

This is the second marriage for Solange, who previously married her son’s father Daniel Smith in a shotgun wedding 10 years ago in the Bahamas before Julez was born. They divorced in 2007, and Solange started dating Alan a year later.

Check out more photos from the wedding here!

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” Recap: Apollo Admits He Lied on Kenya Moore

Poor Kenya Moore. For the past three seasons, she’s been treated like the Scarlet Witch of RHOA. And this was in large part due to claims made by Apollo, that Kenya propositioned him with oral sex one time while the two were out in L.A.

Kenya always maintained that this entire scenario was a figment of Apollo’s demented and criminal mind, but no one believed her. Instead, all of the ladies on the show side-eyed Ms. Moore and viewed her as a scallywag with an appetite for homewrecking. Well, let this be made official and clear now: Kenya Moore never offered to perform fellatio on Apollo Nida.

In the second episode of the seventh season of “Real Housewives of Atlanta”, Apollo decides that he needs to make things right with Kenya before he goes off to prison. While everyone is gathered at the new Bar One location (long story, y’all) in celebration of Cynthia’s EBONY spread, Apollo comes through to wish her well.

He runs into Kenya (and her new bestie Claudia Jordan) along with Cynthia, Kandi and Todd. Kenya bolts when he enters the room and complains about Apollo’s presence to Claudia while they’re in the bathroom.

Kenya decides that she’d like to make a quick exit rather than sit on the couch and have an awkward night with Apollo so she quickly returns to bid Cynthia adieu. As she heads out the door, Apollo calls out to her and asks to have a private conversation with Kenya.

Her face says it all.

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But Kenya played it cute and let Apollo follow her and Cynthia out the door. When Apollo started his mea culpa, he offered a blanket apology for any wrongdoing he’d done. But Kenya is no dummy and she pressed him to be specific about what he apologizing for. He admitted he was wrong for saying she offered him fellatio, but when Kenya pressed him about specifically what he had claimed, Apollo got frustrated, insulted Kenya and went back inside.

Cynthia’s jaw nearly dropped to the floor and she scurried back inside to tell Kandi, Todd and Peter that Apollo had finally come clean and admitted that the whole fuss about Kenya offering him head was nothing but a fairytale. Kandi jumped up and ran to confront Apollo about this because lord knows she’s been holding on to a whole lot of hate for Kenya over this mess.

Apollo, with the self-awareness of a five year old who’s just had an accident on himself during playtime, admits that he just confessed to making the whole thing up. He looks horribly uncomfortable while doing this, but he doesn’t offer any spin on it.

When Peter, Todd and Kandi give Apollo shit for stirring all of this mess up in the first place and complain that they’ve insulted Kenya on his behalf, Apollo goofily grins and says, “Well I appreciate it.”

Phaedra sure knows how to pick ’em.

After Apollo clears the air with Kandi and co., he returns outside and tries to apologize to Kenya again. This time, he FINALLY admits that they never met in L.A. and you can see the 500-lb. burden is lifted from Kenya’s shoulders. Kenya politely wishes Apollo well but she says she won’t truly feel vindicated until Phaedra apologizes to her as well.

Considering Phaedra’s inability to show her vulnerability, Kenya shouldn’t hold her breath waiting on that apology. It’ll probably take 3 more seasons for that to happen.

NeNe Performs Her Softcore Porn Show in Vegas

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If you find yourself at 46 years old hot gluing a Malibu Barbie wig to your head and squeezing your middle-aged body into a corset so you can gyrate onstage with a bunch of 20-something year olds in a kitschy Las Vegas hotel, you might be losing at life.

Although NeNe Leakes is doing her darnedest to spin her stint with Zumanity as a come-up, watching the show in action proves that it’s very much several steps down from being a working actress on a scripted series on a major network.

This is, for all intents and purposes, just a notch or two up from performing on a gay cruise ship. NeNe’s is supposedly playing the “Mistress of Sensuality,” but there’s no way her moose face and Maytag-refrigerator-shaped body is inspiring lust in anything other than caribou in the wild.

The awkwardness of this whole arrangement is fully on display during the orgy scene, when various audience members (including senior citizens) are brought up on stage to get dry humped by the performers while NeNe barks at them, “ARE YOU HORNY?!”

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Nothing could inspire erectile dysfunction more than this. Do better, Cirque du Soleli. Do better.

Other things that were touched on in this episode included Kandi buying a new house for Mama Joyce because she didn’t like the OTHER house she got for her. And Brandon paying Kenya visit to gossip about Apollo and joke about the rise of beige-on-beige crime. Oh, and to freestyle Kenya’s next viral hit, “Really, Bitch?”

The show was light on Porsha but it looks like we’ll get some screen time from her next episode when Cynthia confronts the former Mrs. Stewart on the shady comments she made about Peter and Cynthia in public.

Kris Humphries Seems Unbothered by Kim Kardashian’s Nude Photoshoot

With all of this “Kim Kardashian showing off her greased up, naked butt on the cover of a magazine” talk, we’re sure you’re wondering what her second ex-husband Kris Humphries thinks about the hoopla.

In an interview with Washington D.C. radio station 106.7, the Washington Wizards player had a hard time deflecting questions about his ex-wife’s recent nude, full-frontal photoshoot with Paper Magazine.

When asked how he deals with seeing his former in-laws, especially Kim, plastered all over the headlines, Humphries said, “I’m not someone who’s paying attention to things that don’t really matter in my world. I mean, a lot of times I don’t even know what’s going on.”

Humphries says he’s more focused on basketball than anything else: “I’ve always been a basketball-first kind of guy… For me, it’s just basketball, and that’s where my outlet is, especially now. Everything else, I don’t really pay a lot of attention to.”

It’s really hard to not pay attention to something when it’s right in front of your face though.

h/t: ET Online

Bill Cosby Cancels David Letterman Appearance Amid Rape Allegations

On Saturday morning’s episode of NPR’s “Weekend Edition,” revered television dad Bill Cosby and his wife Camille joined host Scott Simon to talk about their extensive collection of African art.

But at the end of the interview, Cosby was asked point-blank to comment on the accusations by more than a dozen women saying that he sexually assaulted them.

In response, the comedian — obviously totally unprepared for questions regarding his rape allegations — shook his head and said absolutely nothing, which is really him saying absolutely EVERYTHING.

SIMON: This question gives me no pleasure Mr. Cosby, but there have been serious allegations raised about you in recent days.

[SILENCE]

SIMON: You’re shaking your head no. I’m in the news business. I have to ask the question. Do you have any response to those charges?

[SILENCE]

SIMON: Shaking your head no. There are people who love you who might like to hear from you about this. I want to give you the chance.

[SILENCE]

There’s an old saying that goes like this: “often the best choice is to say nothing.” And that’s probably why Heathcliff Huxtable has canceled interviews with Queen Latifah and now, more recently, David Letterman.

Bill Cosby may have made the “best choice” by saying “nothing,” but he also basically confirmed the allegations too.

Here’s a tip to Mr. William Henry Cosby. Stop doing interviews and stop asking the Internet to Meme you. It’s just NOT working out in your favor right now.

Between the 1970’s and mid-2000’s, at least thirteen women have accused Bill Cosby of drugging and sexually assaulting them.

We the public have known about the rape allegations brought against him for almost a decade, but they were brought to the forefront once again thanks to comedian Hannibal Buress, who called the actor/comedian out for being “a rapist” during a recent stand-up set.

Cosby has never been criminally charged in any of the cases, though the 77-year-old settled a 2006 civil suit with a woman over an alleged incident that happened in 2004.

h/t: Gawker via NPR

Azealia Banks Wants to Punch the “Ugly One” from Disclosure in the Face

Azealia Banks became a breakout rap sensation back in 2012 after Kanye West co-signed her first single “212,” and now two years later, she has finally released her oft-delayed debut studio album Broke with Expensive Taste.

To celebrate the album’s official debut, Banks has been making all kinds of media rounds, and she recently sat down with The Guardian to discuss what she’s been doing over the past few years, her new album and all of the Twitter feuds she’s been a part of with other celebrities.

One beef mentioned was with she has with the group Disclosure — famous for their wildly catchy “Latch” single with Sam Smith.

Like the one with Disclosure, with whom she had a preliminary recording session last September and which she then tweeted about, much to the Lawrence brothers’ chagrin. They felt she was being a little previous.

“I tweeted that I just had the best session with Disclosure, because I was such a fan-girl and I was so excited to have met them. But I guess their thing was: ‘What if the song isn’t that good and you hyped it up?’ But I was like: ‘So fucking what?’ So they tried to be, like, assholes. And the next day they went to the media and they were like,” – she assumes the identity of an uptight Brit – “‘Oh well, I don’t know why she’s so excited, because we haven’t even finished this song or written a hook for it.’ I mean, come on!”

She reflects for a second. “I want to punch one of them in the face – the little one [possibly Guy Lawrence]. The ugly one. I want to hit him so bad. I saw him at the airport in Australia and I came over to him and I was like: ‘Hello? Like, what are we going to do with this song?’ And he was just being a dickhead. I started crying, I was so angry. I wanted to hit him. I cannot stand that little boy with all those pimples around his mouth. I love their music, though.”

Banks — who is openly bisexual — also (once again) defended her use of the word “faggot,” specifically in relation to her spat with openly gay celebrity blogger Perez Hilton when she called him a “messy faggot.” At the time, she claimed that her definition of the word was “not a homosexual male,” but “any male who acts like a female.”

Now she has another meaning for the word:

“I don’t regret doing it, but I’ll never do it again, because I don’t care enough about the person to have the battle again and defend my use of the word ‘faggot’… A lot of gay men are way more misogynistic than straight men. The shit they say about women behind their backs, it’s like: ‘Wow, oh my God!’

“You can be a straight faggot, you can be a gay faggot. A faggot is anybody that hates women. It’s like, y’all sing along to my words when I’m saying ‘nigga’ and ‘cunt’, but as soon as I call this one white man a faggot the whole world exploded. Listen, I didn’t say all gay men are faggots; I said Perez Hilton is a faggot, so don’t try and bring the rest of the gays down with your faggotry.”

Click Here to read more from Azealia Banks’ interview with The Guardian.

NBA Crowd Taunts Kris Humphries with “Kanye” Chant While He’s Shooting Free Throws

Kris Humphries seems to be having a hard time escaping his past, as TMZ reports that the NBA player is “still being harassed over his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian,” which ended more than THREE years ago. (Boy, is time flying or what?)

In a video sent to TMZ Sports, while Kris — a Power Forward for the Washington Wizards — is at the free throw line during last Friday’s game against the Toronto Raptors when the crowd started chanting, “Kaaaaanyeeee! Kaaaaanyeeee!”

And it worked too, because he missed, and the crowd went nuts. The Wizards lost the game too, 84 – 103.

Watch the clip above!

Jennifer Lawrence Is A Terrible Singer, But We Love Her Anyway

America’s sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence stopped by David Letterman to promote the new “Hunger Games” movie coming out this weekend, and while there, she revealed a new factoid about herself. SHE IS A TERRIBLE SINGER!

“I do not like singing in front of people, it’s like my biggest fear,” the coolest girl in the world told Letterman.

Referring to when she had to sing in “Mockingjay, Part 1,” J-Law said, “I cried on set that day … I’m like scarred from my childhood because I have a Southern mother who would just tell me that I’m amazing at everything and I could do everything, but I can’t.”

After comparing her singing voice to a “tone-deaf Amy Winehouse,” the 24-year-old growled the lyrics to “Holly Jolly Christmas,” which was the song she performed in front of her school when she was 8 years old.

It was a mess. But an entertaining mess. You’re a terrible singer, but we still love you J-Law!

Watch the video above, plus these bonus clips from her interview:

h/t: EW

Is Ginuwine Divorcing Solé and Going Bankrupt?

Fans of Ginuwine were shocked to learn that the R&B singer was broke and on the verge of bankruptcy after putting a ton of money into a “secret” divorce from his wife Solé. Now Ginuwine is speaking out and clearing up a few details about the rumors.

The “Pony” singer wrote in a now-deleted Instagram post that he and his wife aren’t yet divorced, but are “separated” as they work to end their marriage “amicably” without lawyers. He also accepts responsibility for the demise of his marriage, hinting at possibly infidelity on his part.

“I need to address yesterday’s rumor because it is not totally accurate and I don’t want my wife being made out to be the bad guy here.

“We are NOT yet divorced, but we ARE currently separated and working towards coming to our own agreement, without lawyers, to amicably and fairly divorce.

“Reports that she left me ‘broke’ are untrue. She has been a good wife and mother and my poor choices and actions over many years have lead to this.

“I am on a path of becoming a better man and part of that is taking responsibility for my own choices and behavior in life, so that’s what I’m doing by releasing this statement.”

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He doesn’t mention his finances specifically, but it’s implied that they’re too broke to afford the assistance of attorneys. The only people who get divorced without lawyers are people who don’t have money.

News of Ginuwine’s alleged impending bankruptcy came during a pretrial hearing for a case between the R&B singer (real name: Elgin Baylor Lumpkin) and a man named Robert Reives, who executive produced the crooner’s debut album The Bachelor.

Reives claims Ginuwine owes him royalties to the tune of $250,000 from his five-album deal, which was worth $1.25 million, however, the 44-year-old TGT member says Reives’ demand is null and void because it misses the statute of limitations.

Also, according to Ginuwine’s own lawyer, he’s broke as a joke and can’t even afford his own legal expenses, so he certainly can’t afford a settlement.

“Mr. Lumpkin is very close to declaring bankruptcy,” Ginuwine’s lawyer Bruce Beckner told the court, according to the New York Daily News. “He owes my firm a ton of money and a bunch of other people a ton of money. He owes Uncle Sam 300-odd thousand dollars in back income taxes.”

Ginuwine and Solé have two daughters together, 12-year-old Dream Sarae Lumpkin and 13-year-old Story.

Ginuwine also has a 22-year-old son, Elgin Jr., from a previous relationship, as well as three other children by three different member, while Sole has two daughters — 23-year-old De’jan and 19-year-old Cypress — from her own prior relationship, making for a family total of eight children.

106 & Park Canceled: Popular BET Show Going “Digital Only”

After 14 years, BET has pulled the plug on its long-running flagship show “106 & Park” in favor of a digital only format.

Those of us who grew up on AJ and Free mourned the show’s death nearly 10 years ago when they left (back in 2005), but now it’s really official. It’s like the show has been in a coma for the past 9 years and they finally took it off life support.

Since AJ and Free’s respective departures from “106,” the popular countdown show — started in 2000 as an alternative to MTV’s “Total Request Live (aka “TRL”), which saw its own cancellation in 2008 — has seen a number of hosts, including Big Tigger, Julissa Bermudez, Terrence J, Rocsi Diaz, and more recently, Bow Wow, Keshia Chante and Angela Simmons, among others.

According to a news release on BET.com, after the final episode airs on December 19th, the show will become digital-only in 2015, and the “106 & Park” brand will continue to produce its signature variety shows throughout the year, like the annual New Year’s Eve special “106 & Park,” as well as live concert events to coincide with the BET Awards.

Stephen Hill — BET’s President of Music Programming and Specials — released the following statement:

AJ accepting Janet Jackson’s challenge to…dance. Bow Wow laying that kiss on Tyra Banks (or was it the other way around?). Free crawling around the set LIKE Catwoman WITH Catwoman Halle Berry. Julissa’s taking over Halloween as “Wonder Woman.” Keshia brilliantly bonding with First Lady Michelle Obama. Paigion flying around the world with Rihanna on a 777. Rocsi salsa dancing with Victor Cruz and putting him to shame. Shorty and Ms. Mykie’s killer rap, “The History of Justin Timberlake,” visably thrilling JT himself. Terrence beatboxing while Jamie Foxx rhymed. Tigger making Tom Cruise do the of-the-moment “motorcycle dance.”

We all have our favorite moments from the show that has put youth culture on television daily since the first year of this century. We have pride in being involved with the show that has welcomed almost every movie star, music superstar and fresh-faced talent you can name (you can even throw in a first lady). We’ve all laughed with and been entertained by the young men and women hosts that have charmed us at 6 p.m. (and more recently 5 p.m.) each weekday.

All of us have been touched by 106 & Park. Now it’s time for 106 & Park, as a daily TV entity, to take a bow and exit.

It’s been a great 14-year run as America’s top music/variety show on cable. And now that very valuable brand is going to take its talents to the digital realm. The interactive brand you helped build, 106 & Park, is alive and well…and it’s moving to the space in which our audience NOW interacts with music the most: online.

It’ll be very exciting to connect with the millions of people that are already engaged with 106 & Park and other BET digital and social media entities and bring content that will further evolve the 106 & Park brand — and enhance the overall BET Networks brand. As we transition to the digital space, we look to continue 106 & Park’s role as both a leader of and a mirror to youth culture. We’ll have more information to share about how that is to roll out very soon.

And 106 & Park will still have specials on BET. What’s a New Year’s Eve without 106 & Party? 106 & Park Presents: 106 & Party will be on-air to take our viewers into the beginning of the second half of this decade in a big way. And when it’s time for the BET Awards to come around, you can be sure that 106 & Park Presents: Live, Red and Ready will be ushering you into the show and that 106 & Park will be an integral part of the BET Experience.

I’m not trying to minimize it; this is a very big change. We thank all the people who have worked on the show over the years; the talented hosts, the hard-working staff, production crews and all the incredible guests we’ve had. Most of all, we’d like to humbly thank the “livest audience,” both in studio and at home, who fueled this landmark TV show from the very beginning. Meet you in the digital domain.

106 & Park will have its final daily on-air show on BET on December 19.

Onward and upward.

Apollo Called Phaedra a “Fat, Selfish Bitch” in a Nasty Letter from Jail (Report)

We were all tuned in to “Real Housewives of Atlanta” Season 7 premiere episode last Sunday night (Nov 9) as Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida‘s marriage imploded right before our eyes, and it looks like their relationship is still on the rocks with no means of recovery in sight.

While Apollo rots away in a prison cell for the next eight years, the “light-skinned gorilla” (in the words of Kenya’s friend Brandon) apparently took some time out to write his estranged wife a nasty letter, calling her a “fat, selfish bitch” who is “conceited” and “disloyal.”

He even reportedly went as far as to bring their kids into it.

A source told Hollywood Life: “He’s so childish. Phaedra said, ‘He tried to get me together by telling me what he thought about me and numbering each pathetic insult.'”

Phaedra also reportedly said Apollo called her a “bitch, selfish, fat, conceited, and a wife that ain’t loyal.”

“He even told her that if it wasn’t for their kids, he wouldn’t care if he saw her fat ass ever again,” the source continued. “He said it to her in a letter just like that.”

The source went on to say that Phaedra “didn’t even think the letter was worth the cost of turning on the fire to burn it!” and she “ripped it up and threw it in the garbage after reading the first few lines.”

Another source previously revealed to the gossip site that Phaedra refuses to accept Apollo’s collect calls from jail because she doesn’t want to waste “money that [she] could be putting towards [her] kids’ college,” so maybe that could explain why he’s being so damn hateful.

Still, that doesn’t excuse him for acting out like this. What a loser!

PREVIOUSLY: Phaedra is Divorcing Apollo Because “She’s Had Enough”

The Funniest “I Am DELIVERT!” Memes, Tweets & Parodies

The video of a gay man shouting “I’m not gay no more. I am DELIVERT! I don’t like mens no more!”  at a COGIC (Church of God in Christ) convocation has got to be the funniest and most ridiculous piece of footage we’ve seen all year, and the Internet has responded with a bunch of hilarious memes and tweets that will keep you LOL-ing for days to come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5j5Gdg8i-0

Get “DELIVERT!” below:

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Patriots Accidentally Thank “@IHATENIGGERSS” on Twitter for Helping Them Reach 1M Followers

Reaching 1 Million followers on Twitter is an accomplishment worth celebrating, so the New England Patriots‘ social media team decided to start an online campaign asking their fans to retweet their message marking the milestone, and in return, their Twitter username would be put on the back of a “digital custom jersey.”

A good idea in theory, but too bad the Patriots didn’t anticipate someone with a handle that included a racial slur would retweet their message, making their seemingly innocent plan backfire in the worst way.

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The tweet thanking Twitter user @IHATENIGGERSS for becoming “the first NFL team with 1 million followers” stayed up on the Patriots’ page for about an hour until someone noticed it and deleted it. But as we should all know by now, once something is posted on the Internet, it can never be really deleted.

By the time the racist tweet was removed, it had already gone viral. The team later apologized in a follow-up tweet: “We apologize for the regrettable tweet that went out from our account. Our filtering system failed & we will be more vigilant in the future.”

Apparently, the team’s Twitter account was running an automated app that automatically selected users who retweeted the message, so it wasn’t exactly their fault 100%, but this should definitely serve as a lesson as to why you shouldn’t let robots run your social media feeds.

h/t: Deadspin

Joakim Noah’s Message to Derrick Rose Critics: “Chill the F**k Out”

Joakim Noah is fed up with all the talk surrounding his boy Derrick Rose.

In his second game back from sitting out two years due to ankle issues, Rose suffered a “minor” hamstring injury last night in the middle of the Chicago Bulls’ game against the Toronto Raptors.

The injury happened with less than two minutes left on the clock in the fourth quarter. Rose turned over the ball and fell to the floor before limping back to the bench.

“I guess it’s cramps in my hamstrings,” Rose told reporters after the game. “But I think it’s minor, and they decided to pull me out.” He added, “I don’t think it’s that serious … Just ice it, stim, see if I can practice [Friday] and give it a go Saturday.”

Rose said he had no idea what happened, but he’s trying his best to keep his head up.

“Missing two years, you’re just going to fall for no reason, I guess, man,” he said. “I’m just trying to work every day, put in consistent work every day and don’t lose any confidence with these little setbacks.”

Before his fall, Rose had put up 20 points, going 5 of 14 from the floor, and he managed to grab four assists, three rebounds and five turnovers.

The Bulls went on to win the game, 100-93, and afterward, Joakim Noah defended his teammate and expressed how “frustrated” and upset he was with how the media (particularly a Chicago Tribune sports columnist who was overly critical of recent comments made by Rose) was portraying him.

In short, everyone — the media and fans alike — just needs to (in Joakim’s words, verbatim) “relax” and “chill the fuck out.”

From CBS Sports:

“We’re a group that’s gone through a lot,” Noah said. “And it’s just, looking at it as a teammate, it’s just frustrating because I feel like he’s sometimes portrayed as something that he’s not. You don’t come back from the injuries that he’s coming back from without unbelievable commitment, you know what I’m saying?

“I’m just growing and just watching the power that you [media] guys have, sometimes it’s just you guys can really portray somebody as something that he’s not,” he continued. “It’s just that, to me, that’s a little disappointing. Just because I know how much he cares about this game. I see it every day. I think we’re all in this together and this is not a one-man team, but at the end of the day, we need him. We need him.

“I just, I don’t want to see him down. I know sometimes it’s frustrating, you got injuries, you got tweaks. Every time something happens to him, people act like it’s the end of the world. And that’s fucking so lame to me. Relax. Like, OK, he’s coming back from two crazy surgeries. Obviously we’re being conservative with him, and when things aren’t going right, he’s got to listen to his body more than anybody. So everybody needs to chill the fuck out. I mean, I’m sorry for cursing, but I’m really passionate. I don’t like to see him down. And he doesn’t say that he’s down, but I don’t like it when, like, people portray him and judge him. ‘Cause it’s not fair to him. It’s not.

“We’re going to be just fine. We’re going to be just fine. We just got to take it as — just, everybody needs to chill out. Chill out.”

You hear that everybody? CHILL. OUT.

ESPN Swears They Didn’t Rip Off Tosh.0 “Web Redemption” Segment

ESPN is balking at claims from TV personality Daniel Tosh that they stole one if his signature comedy sketches.

The host of Comedy Central’s “Tosh.0” accused the sports network’s flagship show SportsCenter of ripping off his show’s famous “Web Redemption” segment, where Tosh gives folks who are the subject of embarrassing viral videos a chance to redeem themselves on TV.

ESPN’s version of “Web Redemption” is called “Awesome Video Segment” (GREAT NAME, GUYS… NOT!) and their first feature was on the Canadian singer who tripped over the red carpet and fell on his face while singing Canada’s national anthem before a hockey game.

They even used Tosh’s signature catch phrase “Are you ready to give it another shot?” before giving the guy his chance at redemption.

Via Bleacher Report:

Recently, ESPN’s SportsCenter aired its new “Awesome Video Segment.” It gave Mark Donnelly—an anthem singer who had tripped while skating around the ice during a performance—”another shot,” which appears to be very similar to Tosh.0’s “Web Redemption.”

Tosh took notice. The comedian went off on ESPN in his own version of the network’s Sport Science, which he called “Sport Science.0.”

But ESPN is adamant that their “Awesome Video Segment” series is all original and they don’t plan on getting rid of it anytime soon.

“This was more of an instance of us using a common phrase than it was copying his wording,” the network told TMZ Sports. “We know that doesn’t sound like the strongest explanation yet it’s the truth … We are looking forward to ‘giving it another shot’ in future installments of ‘The Awesome Video Segment.'”

In other words: “Dear Daniel Tosh: We’re sorry you’re ‘butt-hurt’ because we stole something from you, but we’ve already invested into this ‘Awesome Video Segment’ thing and we simply cannot afford to let it go, even though it makes us look lazy and unoriginal.”

Naya Rivera Does NOT Approve of Kim Kardashian’s Naked Magazine Cover: “You’re Someone’s Mother!”

Naya Rivera, best known for her starring role on the hit show “Glee” and for being rapper Big Sean’s crazy ass ex-fiancée, apparently does not approve of Kim Kardashian posing nude for Paper Magazine. Why? Because she’s someone’s mother, for Christ’s sake!

In an attempt to “Break the Internet,” Kim Kardashian proudly shared her racy cover — which shows her plump, naked butt covered in oil — with her millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram Tuesday night, and Naya wasn’t shy about publicly sharing her thoughts on the pic.

“I normally don’t. But… you’re someone’s mother…” the 27-year-old actress wrote in a shady comment, which was spotted by one eagle-eyed fan who took a screenshot and re-posted it on Twitter.

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Kim hasn’t responded to Naya’s diss (and likely won’t), but we imagine if Kim DID respond, she would tweet at Naya the hashtag “#IDFWU” along with Big Sean’s new video, which just so happens to feature her husband Kanye West:

Solange Reportedly Marrying Longtime Boyfriend Alan Ferguson This Weekend

Rumors are swirling that Solange and her longtime boyfriend Alan Ferguson are getting married this Sunday (Nov 16) in New Orleans, where Solange has reportedly been living with her 10-year-old son Julez.

Though explicit details of the wedding are being kept a secret, US Weekly has managed to somehow obtain the weekend’s schedule.

On Friday, Nov. 14, the group will enjoy a movie night together before Saturday’s rehearsal dinner. Then on Sunday, Nov. 16, Knowles and Ferguson will make it official in front of friends and family.

Solange and Alan, a 51-year-old music video director who has worked with Beyoncé, have been dating for the past six years, and Alan is so close with the Carter-Knowles family that he was spotted having lunch with them after Solange’s infamous elevator attack on Jay Z was leaked to the media.

Alan also accepted an award with Beyoncé for Director of the Year at the 2012 BET Awards for their collaborative work on videos for “Party” and “Dance For You.”

Though Solange doesn’t talk about her private life too often, she did post a photo of her and Alan hugging during a Jamaican vacation back in June to celebrate her 28th birthday, which is when Alan is believed to have popped the question.

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Knowles has since deleted the image, but the caption that accompanied it was very telling: “Today couldn’t have been more perfect. I couldn’t have smiled harder. Thank you for all of your lovely and wonderful wishes. They warmed my heart and I simply feel grateful for all of the love.”

If the rumors are indeed true, this won’t be Solange’s first time at the rodeo. Her first marriage was to her son’s father Daniel Smith in the Bahamas when she was just 17 years old.

Jennifer Lawrence Cut “Dumb and Dumber To” Scene from Movie Because She Didn’t Like It?

If you’re heading out to the movies this weekend to catch “Dumb and Dumber To” with hopes of seeing a glimpse of Jennifer Lawrence, we have bad news for you. The actress reportedly cut her cameo from the movie’s final edit.

Lawrence is a noted fan of the original “Dumb and Dumber” movie, and though she filmed scenes for this year’s reboot last fall, she didn’t like her cameo and decided to cut her part out.

According to the Hollywood Reporter:

Sources says Lawrence shot the scene in Georgia last fall (the Dumber set was near the Mockingjay shoot location) but retained the right to nix it if she didn’t like it — a right that she exercised.

The movie’s directors and Lawrence’s camp deny the claim, Time reports.

Beyoncé & Jay Z Reportedly Moving to France to Conceive Second Child

After spending a good bit of 2014 on tour, Beyoncé and Jay Z reportedly have plans to take a year-long break from world domination to expand their family.

A source spoke to the UK’s Daily Star about the couple’s planned “gap year,” in which they will spend 12 months in a fancy chateau in Chigny-les-Roses, where Jay Z’s newly purchased champagne brand Armand de Brignac is produced.

It is there that Hip Hop’s most powerful couple — who together earned more than $100 million in ticket sales from their “On The Run Tour” — plan to conceive their 2-year-old daughter Blue Ivy‘s little brother or sister.

According to the Daily Star’s insider:

“Jay and Bey have been spending a lot of time in Paris lately and they adore France. Beyonce is keen to put down roots there because her mum’s side of the family are part-French and they adore the laid-back lifestyle and culture.

“So next year they’ll put music on the back-burner and enjoy France, spending time in a gorgeous chateau in Chigny-les-Roses.

“They want to have some time doing very little, enjoying Blue Ivy and chilling out. They are hoping she will pick up the lingo too. And of course it will be great for their French.”

“They’re hoping to conceive their second child out there. And taking a year out will allow Beyonce to have a quiet, stress-free pregnancy.”

Thank you, Mr. & Mrs. Carter, for once again reminding us how great it is to be you.

“I Don’t Like Mens No More!”: Gay Man Claims to be “DELIVERT” in Hilarious Video

A video showing a gay man being “DELIVERT!” from homosexuality is making the rounds on the Internet because of how hilariously ridiculous it is.

Any rational human being knows that it’s foolish to think that a gay person can be magically converted into a straight person, just like it would be silly to think that a straight person can be turned gay … and yet, here we are.

The almost seven-minute long clip (above) recorded at a special church event in St. Louis this past weekend purports to show a young man, wearing a paisley blazer and a bright yellow frilly bow tie, declaring that he’s been cured of being gay, and the way he makes his big announcement is what has everyone ROTFL.

I’m not gay no more… I am DELIVERT!

I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE! I said I like WOMEN!

Women, women, women… I SAID WOMEN!

I’M NOT GAY! I will NOT date a man!

I will NOT, carry a purse! I will NOT, put on make-up!

I will! … I WILL! … Love. A Women.

After instructing him to “run! RUN!! RUN!!!” up and down the aisle, the preacher calls the guy a “brand new creature” and asks the now 100% heterosexual man about his life. He’s a 21-year-old college student who is studying to be a doctor and has inexplicably authored over a dozen books.

The preacher then gives him a $100 bill because God told him to do that, and God also told him to tell the straight-as-a-line man that more “money” would be be coming his way due to his “commitment.”

The whole thing is just utterly ridiculous, and the Internet is having a good ol’ time laughing at it and making hilarious parody videos. Like this one:

And this one:

“I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE!”

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