March 4, 2013
A district-wide school lockdown went into effect last week in Ambridge, Pennsylvania after someone who misheard the lyrics to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song reported to police that a student was preparing to commit a mass shooting at his school. More »
November 13, 2012
Following last week’s re-election of President Barack Obama, residents in more than forty U.S. states have filed petitions to secede from the country via the government’s “We the People” program on the White House’s official website. More »
August 4, 2012
27-year-old Dajuan Porter was arrested in Pennsylvania and charged with multiple counts of deviate sexual assault after he was accused of performing oral sex on three different men — in three separate incidents — while they were asleep. More »
February 17, 2012
Police in Pennsylvania say they arrested a fat, naked man who was caught on Walmart security cameras stealing a pair of socks. More »