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Rihanna Lays on Shakira in “Can’t Remember to Forget You” Single Artwork

Rihanna and Shakira get close up and personal on the cover of their upcoming collaboration “Can’t Remember to Forget You/”

RiRi revealed the official artwork for the track Thursday morning (Jan 9) on Twitter.

The single will be released on January 13th and will appear on Shakira’s upcoming album.

“Working with [Rihanna] was utopia. She’s the sexiest woman on the planet,” Shakira told Glamour Magazine in her February cover issue. “And at the end of the day, we’re both just basically Caribbean girls. The chemistry was so good and so real. She taught me dance moves. She was a sweet teacher.”

We already know this video is going to be sexy as hell. Can’t wait til it drops!

The-Dream Announces Departure from Def Jam Records

 The-Dream has officially parted ways with Def Jam Records.

After seven good years with the popular record label, the singer/songwriter made the announcement on his Instagram account on Wednesday (Jan 8) that he is leaving.

Dream posted a pic of the Def Jam logo and wrote:

“I will miss this logo. It all started here! Love Everything that I achieved there, EXODUS THE-DREAM #exodusthedream”

The-Dream has a lot of history with Def Jam. He released five albums on the label, including his 2007 debut ‘LoveHate,’ 2009’s ‘Love vs. Money,’ his 2010 album ‘Love King,’ his 2011 commercial mixtape ‘Terius Nash: 1977’ and last year’s ‘IV Play,’ the singer-songwriter’s last project with the label.

In 2012, Dream was appointed executive VP of A&R at Def Jam and produced several hits for artists on the label, like Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and Mariah Carey, just to name a few.

Dream didn’t give a specific reason for his departure from Def Jam, but says he is leaving on a positive note. He wrote in another Instagram post:

“Let the New Tides bring The Things not yet seen! There’s more where those came from! We have only heard what I’ve brought to shore the things that lay in the deep want lye there for much longer.”

The-Dream is paid and can write hit songs so he will continue to be successful no matter where he’s at. We wish him the best!

[H/T: Rap-Up]

Beyoncé Commemorates Blue Ivy’s 2nd Birthday with Fan Tumblr Blog

Beyoncé and Jay Z‘s daughter Blue Ivy Carter turned two years old on Tuesday (Jan. 7) … and to celebrate the special occasion, Bey started a fan blog on Tumblr called “Happy BDay Miss Carter” for all of the sweet birthday cards, collages, and pics she’s been receiving from dedicated BeyHive members.

Via HollywoodLife.com:

Beyoncé revealed a touching dedication to her daughter Blue Ivy‘s second birthday on Jan. 7: she started a cute fan Tumblr blog called “HappyBDayMissCarter,” where fans could submit birthday cards and cute photos of Blue.

The page quickly filled with fan photos and adorable messages about the toddler’s incredible “fierceness!”

Supportive messages for little Blue came in from all around the world — and it’s so amazing to see the incredible influence she already has.

“Happy birthday to the most adorably fierce 2-year-old on earth, Miss Blue Ivy Carter. We love you!” one user shared. “You’re a special girl, Princess Blue,” another said to the birthday girl.

Fans created handwritten signs, birthday cards, and Instagram collages to celebrate Blue’s cutest moments.

CHECK SOME OF THE PHOTOS (AND ONE VIDEO) HERE:

VIEW MORE ON BLUE IVY’S “HAPPY BDAY” TUMBLR BLOG

Antoine Dodson: Crying Over Baby Mama Drama, Praying to God for Help

The last time we heard from Antoine Dodson, he had “given up the gay for God” and subsequently impregnanted a woman. A REAL WOMAN.

Last September, the flamboyant viral Internet sensation announced on Twitter that he and his “beautiful Queen” were having a baby.

Dodson used to be an openly gay man, but he “renounced” his homosexuality after becoming a member of the Hebrew Israelites back in May 2013, saying in a message he posted on Facebook: “I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create.”

Antoine seemed bizarrely “happy” at the time … but now, it appears as though things have taken a somewhat serious turn for the worst.

In a disturbing video that recently surfaced online, the “Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife” YouTube sensation can be seen breaking down crying and begging God to help him take care of his child.

Antoine even goes so far to say in the video, “I’m so scared and I don’t want to fail … I don’t know what to do.”

I mean … we feel Antoine on being nervous about parenthood, and everything … but did he have to be so dramatic and over-the-top about it??? Get your life, son!

WATCH THE VIDEO CLIP ABOVE

[H/T: ILP]

Ludacris’ Baby Mama Tamika Fuller Says He Hasn’t Seen His Daughter Yet

Ludacris‘ baby mama Tamika Fuller isn’t happy that the DTP rapper still hasn’t seen his newly born daughter.

As you may have heard (in case you didn’t, the details are here), Luda “pulled a Dwyane Wade” and had a love child with another woman while on a purported “break” from his girlfriend (Eudoxie, in Luda’s case, Gabrielle Union in Dwyane’s).

Ludacris & Dwyane Wade Get to Keep Their Girlfriends, Even Though They Had Babies With Other Women

Luda’s newborn daughter Cai Bella Bridges was born a month ago today (Dec. 9 2013) and according to Tamika, the rapper/actor has yet to meet her in person.

In a series of tweets, Fuller also denied filing child support papers on Luda and extorting him for money and a car, as we reported on earlier today.

Fuller also denies rumor of her being a former stripper and asks that all the negativity and bad press towards her and Luda stop so they can focus on raising their child together.

Check out all of her tweets below:

We know Eudoxie somewhere rolling her eyes like b*tch please!

Kat Dahlia Takes on Domestic Violence in “The High” Music Video

Kat Dahlia battles with domestic violence in her new music video for “The High.”

The video, which has a dark, eery vibe to it, shows the “Gangsta” singer in an abusive relationship and conveys a deep message to gain awareness of how much domestic violence takes place in the U.S. every year.

The track appears on Kat’s latest mixtape ‘Seeds’ released November 21, 2013.

Kat’s debut album ‘My Garden’ will drop sometime this year.

WATCH KAT DAHLIA’S “THE HIGH” VIDEO ABOVE

Outkast, Muse, Arcade Fire to Headline Coachella 2014

It’s about … damn … time!!

After taking a six year hiatus, Hip Hop’s favorite duo Outkast will finally be reuniting to headline the upcoming 2014 Coachella Music & Arts Festival.

Big Boi made the big announcement yesterday via a photo on his Instagram account, which he captioned: “Outkast will be Headlining #Coachella 2014 ! Stank You Smelly Much ! And stay Tuned !!!”

In addition to Outkast performing, English rock band Muse and indie rock band Arcade Fire (from Quebec, Canada) will also headline the event.

Tickets go on sale Friday (Jan. 10) at 10 a.m. and the festival will be held over two consecutive weekends (April 11-13 and April 18- 20) in Indio, CA.

Check out the official Coachella 2014 line-up below!

Friday, April 11 & 18:

Outkast, The Knife, The Replacements, Broken Bells, Zedd, Girl Talk, Ellie Goulding, Chromeo, HAIM, Neko Case, AFI, Martin Garrix, Bonobo, Bryan Ferry, The Glitch Mob, The Afghan Whigs, The Cult, Bastille, Flume, Aloe Blacc, Jagwar Ma, A$AP Ferg, Grouplove, Woodkid, Carnage, Shlomo, Gareth Emery, Michael Brun, MS MR, Kate Nash, Hot Since 82, Damian Lazarus, GOAT, Nina Kraviz, Anthony Green, Duke Dumont, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Solomun, ZZ Ward, Anti-Flag, Caravan Palace, Flatbush Zombies, Deorro, Waxahatchee, Title Fight, Davide Squillace, DJ Falcon, Dum Dum Girls, Austra, Tom Odell, Dixon, Wye Oak, Crosses, Mako, The Preatures, The Bots, Gabba Gabba Heys

Saturday, April 12 & 19:

Muse, Queens Of The Stone Age, Skrillex, Pharrell Williams, Lorde, Foster The People, Pet Shop Boys, MGMT, Empire Of The Sun, Fatboy Slim, Nas, Kid Cudi, The Head And The Heart, Sleigh Bells, Cage The Elephant, City And Colour, CHVRCHES, Dillon Francis, Capital Cities, The Naked And Famous, Temples, Mogwai, Warpaint, Solange, Washed Out, Future Islands, Ty Segall, DARKSIDE, Banks, Tiga, Bombay Bicycle Club, Holy Ghost!, Netsky, RL Grime, Galantis, Foxygen, White Lies, Graveyard, The Internet, Laura Mvula, The Dismemberment Plan, Headhunterz, Blood Orange, GTA, TJR, Cajmere, Guy Gerber, Nicole Moudaber, MAKJ, Bear Hands, The Magician, Young & Sick, Unlocking The Truth, Saints Of Valory, Carbon Airways, UZ, Syd Arthur, Bicep, Drowners

Sunday, April 13 & 20:

Arcade Fire, Beck, Calvin Harris, Neutral Milk Hotel, Disclosure, Lana Del Rey, Motorhead, Alesso, Duck Sauce, Little Dragon, Beady Eye, Flosstradamus, The Toy Dolls, The 1975, Adventure Club, Big Gigantic, Chance The Rapper, Laurent Garnier, Krewella, Rudimental, STRFKR, Fishbone, Trombone Shorty, AlunaGeorge, Art Department, Flight Facilities, Frank Turner, John Newman, Maceo Plex, Superchunk, Bombino, Daughter, Bad Manners, Surfer Blood, Lee Burridge, Poolside, Classixx, Showtek, James Vincent McMorrow, Bo Ningen, Aeroplane, Ratking, Jhene Aiko, J. Roddy Walston & The Business, Factory Floor, Preservation Hall Jazz Band, Anna Lunoe, The Martinez Brothers, Scuba, John Beaver

Will you be attending Coachella 2014???

“Being Mary Jane” Star Gabrielle Union Talks Do’s and Don’ts of Relationships with Glamour Magazine

Despite all of the drama surrounding Gabrielle Union ever since news emerged that her fiance Dwyane Wade knocked another chick up and had a baby, the 41-year-old actress is still looking beautiful as ever and is taking off with her new BET series “Being Mary Jane.”

During the show’s big premiere on Tuesday night, “Being Mary Jane” brought in over 5 million viewers and was the top-rated first-run cable program of the night!

Via Deadline.com:

An average of 3.3 million tuned in to check out BET‘s first original scripted drama series, Being Mary Jane at 10 PM Tuesday, after which an immediate repeat clocked 1.8 million. BET boasted that made it the No. 1 original series debut on cable for the 2013-14 TV season.

On the show — created by Mara Brock Akil and Salim Akil, the married duo behind BET’s flagship comedy “The Game” — Union plays a successful talk show host who struggles to balance her professional and private life, while also trying to find “Mr. Right” in the process.

Well … between Union’s role on the show, her public relationship with Dwyane Wade, and being previously married before … Union has more than enough advice to give on relationships and dating.

Gabrielle sat down in a recent interview with Glamour Magazine and gave her own list of Do’s and Don’ts for relationships.

Gabrielle says she’d give herself an S for “satisfactory.” “I’m divorced!” she exclaims. “So I can’t exactly give myself an O for ‘outstanding.'” But she has gathered a whole lot of wisdom from her failed marriage, kick-ass girlfriends, and long-time romance with Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade.

Check out the list below:

DO forget your “type.”

It worked for me. When I met Dwyane, his “résumé” looked like crap: athlete, going through a divorce, nine years younger than me.

None of that screamed, “Let’s have a lasting relationship.”

Then, after I had a heart-crushing breakup with yet another immature jerk, I thought, it can’t be any worse if I date a fetus. Let’s just see what happens.

Turned out he’d been on his own since he was 15. He had wisdom that comes with facing an insane amount of adversity.

He’s sweet, funny, honest about his shortcomings. When I put my preconceived notions to the side, I found someone cool.

DON’T put up with a friend-versus-boyfriend tug-of-war. 

Some friends act possessive and say, “You’re not spending enough time with me.”

Huh? Remember when we made our vision boards and the dude was in the middle? You’re supposed to be happy for me.

Thankfully, my girls are like, “High-five!” And D likes to be around them too. If there’s weirdness, either something’s wrong with the friends—or the boy. Investigate. And sift accordingly.

DO show him your feelings. Daily.

Dwyane generally gets up before I do to go to the gym, and he’s never left without kissing me and telling me he loves me. As for me, I am complimentary to the point where I am almost a little Chester the Molester-y. I think he’s so delicious.

Watching him get out of the shower never gets old. Never. It’s not like he ever wonders what I’m thinking, but usually he’s thinking, She needs a cold shower!

DON’T write off an ex (or get back together) without really thinking it through.

When you’re debating whether to go backward or forward, you have to look at the original issue. [When Dwyane and I broke up briefly in 2013], it was because of distance and scheduling. I finished filming the show, then I flew to Vegas right away to start shooting Think Like a Man Too.

I couldn’t take time off, and I missed some quality togetherness we desperately needed. Over the summer, I reassessed priorities. I’d always wanted an awesome career with back-to-back projects, but I realized I wasn’t willing to sacrifice my relationship for it.

Moving forward, I decided my work schedule has to make sense for our family. Bottom line: If an issue’s a deal breaker, it’s a deal breaker. If your relationship isn’t something you’re willing to give up and you can compromise, do so.

DO let your partner off the hook.

I play Words With Friends at night, and often I’ll fall asleep before I’ve had a chance to say good night. In the morning Dwyane will say, “If you’re falling asleep, say good night. I don’t like how it makes me feel when you don’t.”

Then he’s like: “But we’re not going to make this a ‘thing.'” He lets me off the hook, and I do the same: Is it annoying that he refuses to put the cap back on the toothpaste? Yes. But at the end of the day, I just screw it back on myself. It’s a give-and-take.

DON’T rush into marriage out of fear of dying alone.

I got married at 28 because my friends were getting married, starting to have kids—and, in my mind, 26, 27 was old.

I thought, I’d better jump on this because soon I’ll be 30 and an old maid. And I chose wrong.

You can’t go by what your friends are doing or your family is influencing you to do.

Think about this: Worst-case scenario, do you want to give this fool half of your money?

As the person who had to write the check at the end of my marriage, had I thought about that, I’d have put more time into choosing the right person.

And, yes, the wait can be scary—that feeling of “Am I always going to be watching TV alone, cooking for one; is my best friend my only real soulmate?” But the right person is worth the wait.

DO indulge your inner freak.

Sometimes my girlfriends will mention sexting or certain positions as something they’d do only with a guy on spring break. They’ll say, “You don’t do that with someone you love.” And I’ll say, “That’s who you’re supposed to do it with.”

If I can do this awesome, amazing thing with some dude I met at a bar, why wouldn’t I be able to do it with the person I love? If you’re into it and he’s into it and it’s legal enough that the police aren’t going be involved—then go for it! Do it. A lot.

We love Gabrielle Union and we wish her nothing but the best!

[Glamour]

Keyshia Cole Sparks Divorce Rumors in “Loyal” Freestyle ft. Lil Wayne & Sean Kingston (NEW MUSIC)

Keyshia Cole and her hubby Daniel Gibson‘s relationship must really be on the rocks!

The R&B singer dropped a new freestyle track titled “Loyal” yesterday … and it sounds like Keyshia is calling out Booby for not being faithful.

Sean Kingston and Lil Wayne also lay down a few bars on the track, which is a remake of a song of the same name from Chris Brown (which also features Weezy, along with French Montana in place of Kingston).

LISTEN TO KEYSHIA COLE’S TAKE ON “LOYAL” BELOW:

We actually dig this track … maybe she needs to take this direction on more songs! She does, after-all, make some of her best music when she’s going through break-ups and/or relationship problems, doesn’t she?

Ludacris: My Baby Mama is Trying to Extort Me For Cash!

Sh*t is starting to get real!!!

Ludacris says his new baby mama Tamika Fuller is extremely money hungry and is trying to extort him for cash.

The rapper has reportedly filed legal documents claiming that Fuller gave him two choices, either buy me a car or I’m going public about our child.

Ludacris filed legal docs — obtained by TMZ — in which he reveals the drama behind his child support fight with Tamika Fuller.  He asked the judge back in September to issue a gag order because he is “a major celebrity of great notoriety.”

Luda argued … throughout the U.S. — and even in Georgia — judges often allow public figures to keep their sexual indiscretions under wraps.

Luda claimed the gag was essential because Tamika demanded that he give her a whip and $7,500 for her lawyer’s retainer … OR ELSE she’d put him on blast — that he fathered her kid while he was still with longtime GF Eudoxie Agnan.

What is with these celebrities and all this baby mama drama? Dwyane Wade, Luda, and Young Jeezy are all going through it right now….we bet they will strap up tight next time!

Are Spike Lee and Ray Allen Working On A “He Got Game” Sequel?

Spike Lee and Miami Heat star Ray Allen are in talks about possibly releasing a sequel to 1998 film “He Got Game”.

In the film, Allen starred as highly recruited college prospect Jesus Shuttlesworth, along with Denzel Washington, who played Allen’s father (who accidentally killed Jesus’ mother when he was younger) who is allowed a week out of jail in order to persuade his son to attend the governor’s Alma mater.

On the possibility of a sequel, Allen, who is still often referred to as “Jesus,” says that he is totally committed to the project and hopes the film works out.

“Sequels to most movies are always fluff and not as good as the first. But it’s something we’ve been talking about for the last couple months,” Allen said Tuesday before the Heat’s game against the New Orleans Pelicans, according to the Charlotte Observer.

“If we get a really good story line and are able to bring everybody back, then it would be something worth doing. Hopefully it works,” he added.

Spike and Allen have been discussing the possibility of a sequel since last summer. Now they’re just waiting on Denzel and Rosario Dawson — who played Allen’s girlfriend in the film — to lock in on the project.

“We’ve got to get Denzel and we’ve got to get Rosario,” Allen said. “Obviously, it’s been 15 or 20 years, so there’s so many new story lines to talk about.”

Ironically, many players from the Miami Heat and New Jersey Nets will reportedly wear jerseys with their nicknames on them during their game on Friday night (Jan 10).

Allen will don a jersey with “J. Shuttlesworth” on it, LeBron’s will say “King James,” Paul Pierce will wear “Truth” and Shane Battier’s jersey will read “Battle.”

Wouldn’t it be great to see a “He Got Game” part 2, though? There’s so many different directions they could go with in this movie!

And hey, if a sequel to “Best Man” can be successful, this movie should definitely be able to do the same. Who doesn’t love “Jesus” anyway?

“American Horror Story: Coven” Recap: ‘The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks’

Following a nearly month-long winter hiatus that seemed like forever, “American Horror Story: Coven” was back in full force on Wednesday night (Jan 8), and as usual, the hit FX chiller delivered on unexpected plot twists and powerhouse performances.

Summary

Marie (Angela Bassett) admits that she’s ashamed to show weakness but after the attack on her salon at the hands of Hank the Witch Hunter, she has no choice but to join forces with her onetime enemy, Fiona (Jessica Lange).

The two have an unexpected heart to heart, in which Marie claims that she’s been alone for so long and that she’s found companionship in an enemy and is seeking a lasting truce.

When Fiona leaves, Marie is awakened by an evil dreadheaded spirit guy with a strange fondness to cocaine, who tells that “her master calls.”

Marie enters a hospital in the middle of the night and is able to hypnotize her way into the emergency room where she steals a baby. When the cops stop her, she uses some crazy mind-trick to get the cops to shoot each other in the heads. She then tells the wailing baby “Shut up, I’ll give you something to cry about!”

Marie visits the Academy and reveals all about Hank the Witch Hunter to Fiona and Delia (Sarah Paulson). Fiona reacts to this by slapping the sh*t out of Delia, saying that she married Hank as an act of rebellion and in the process brought a witch-hunter into their midst.

Misty (Lilly Rabe) tells Fiona that even if she kills her (like she did Madison), she already has a plan to bring herself back. Suddenly, the “white witch” Stevie Nicks appears and begins playing “Rhiannon” on piano out of nowhere.

Of course Misty, being the huge Stevie Nicks fan that she is, passes out at the mere site of the woman. “You owe me five bucks,” said Fiona. The “Dreams” singer gives Misty one of her shawls and wishes her luck with the seven wonders.

Fiona informs Madison that she’s not the new supreme and implies that Misty is. She also says that in due time, the powerful Misty will eventually perform the seven wonders.

Nan (Jamie Brewer) claims that she could be the next supreme but Madison doubts this, claiming that she‘s still in the running for the spot because she no longer suffers from a heart murmur. (Because she no longer has no heart, after that whole “dying and coming back” thing)

Delia begins researching the organization that Hank belonged to, in an effort to be “helpful.” The still enraged Fiona shouts at Delia “NOOOOOOOO! You can’t help me! You can’t help ANYONE!” Fiona also told her only daughter that she is “worthless and hopeless” and to “get out of her sight.”

Marie confides in Fiona, telling her that back when she thought she was “the shit” she made a deal with the voodoo spirit Papa Legba (Lance Reddick) aka the “dreadhead spirit guy who likes cocaine.”

She sold him her soul for eternal life, and once a year she gave him what he wanted. This proved to be a bad idea, when he ended up taking her newborn baby. We’re going to jump the gun and assume that this has something to do with the baby she stole from the hospital.

She also reveals that if someone wants to see him bad enough, he will come to them. Given the look on Fiona’s face and the fact that her days are numbered, it’s pretty clear what she’s planning.

At a funeral procession, the ever manipulative Madison (Emma Roberts) attempts to make Misty believe that she isn’t the next supreme and that Stevie was lying to her (she would never!) but Misty isn’t buying what she’s selling.

In a particularly spectacular moment, Madison raises the deceased man from the dead, WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING HIM.

He casually pops right out of the coffin and everything, and Madison convinces Misty to toss Stevie’s shawl into the now unoccupied coffin because “[Stevie] probably has a ton more like it in “the bargain bin in her basement” that she gives out to people randomly to “make them feel special.”

For some reason, Misty falls for this and listens before she is hit on the head with a brick, knocked unconscious, and thrown into the coffin, which Madison closes and has two funeral hands carry the coffin away to have Misty buried alive in a mausoleum.

Nan and Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) want to pay their respects to Luke (Alexander Dreymon) and possibly resurrect him.

They visit his mother Joan in order to try and figure out where his body is, only to learn that she had him cremated. This obviously doesn’t sit well with Nan (or us, because that boy looked damn good with his shirt off!).

Nan reacts by calling her a “bitch” and force-feeding her a bottle of bleach, using some crazy mind-control power we didn’t even know she had. DAMN NAN!

Delia is distraught over the damage she has brought upon the coven. Myrtle attempts to alley her despair but fails miserably.

Fiona summons Legba (with cocaine, of course), telling him that she doesn’t want to die. She offers up her soul in exchange for not aging or facing death. He agrees on the condition that one day a year she does what he demands. The deal comes to a halt when Legba informs her that she “has no soul.”

Suddenly, the ever devoted Axeman appears and encourages her to take down her young predecessor. But there’s just one issue with that. She has no idea who the hell that is. So what’s her solution to this dilemma? Why, to “kill them all” of course. We just got the chills.

Back at the academy, Zoe tells Nan that based on the way she was able to kill Joan, she could very well be the next supreme.

When Nan hears Marie’s stolen baby crying, she picks it up and threatens to kill Marie, informing her that she was able to kill “that neighbor lady” and is therefore the new supreme (LOLz).

Fiona arrives on the scene just in time to suggest that they both drown Nan in the tub. Surprisingly, she is recused by Legba.

Stevie returns and plays “Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You” as Fiona winds down from the intense day.

Pros

  • The intro, showing Marie stealing an infant was one of the best so far this season.
  • Delia’s anguish over truth about her marriage and the damage it’s done to coven made for some great acting on Paulson’s part. Furthermore, it led to some standout moments between her and Lange.
  • It was an awesomely unexpected turn when Marie decided to join Fiona’s coven. Not only does it send an epic female empowerment message (alright, so that’s not the case with many of the other female relationships), it also gives us a ton of scenes between Lange and Bassett. And that’s always a good thing.
  • The funeral scene was stylish and staged beautifully.
  • Fiona coming to the conclusion that she will have to kill anyone she suspects is her successor was truly shocking but once digested, it really isn’t all the far-fetched considering Fiona’s previous actions. The moment works so fabulously because it’s difficult to stop loving the character even after revelations like this.
  • Love how Fiona reacted to Joan being killed by being more concerned that it’ll lead to the cops sniffing around. Her later line “the bitch had it coming” is classic Fiona.

Cons

  • We never thought we’d say this but Stevie Nick’s guest spot felt a bit … “contrived.”
  • It’s rather hard to believe that Misty would give up Stevie’s shawl so easily, unless Madison really does have the power to control even witches’ minds.

Notable Quotes

Fiona, while drowning Nan: “Don’t put up such a fuss. You’re not the first witch to be drowned.”

Fiona on Nan’s innocence: “She’s innocent! Mostly… She killed a neighbor but that bitch had it coming.”

Papa Leba to Fiona after she conjured him with cocaine: “You brunga da gud stuff!”

Nan to Joan while mind-controlling her into drink an entire bottle of bleach: “You have to be cleansed!”

Nan to Papa Legba after she died: “Do I have to wear this outfit for all eternity?”

Papa Legba to Fiona and Marie after drowning Nan in the bathtub: “U 2 togedda be trouble!”

Auntie Myrtle to Delia when asked what the hell that strange sound was: “Don’t be a hater, dear!”

Witch Burning Questions

1. Where was our beloved Franken-cutie, Kyle this week? We were eager to see how Fiona was going to use him to her advantage. It’s so easy to picture Fi, walking him on a leash like the “guard dog” he is.

2. Is Queenie really gone for good? Because we are so not down with that. Same applies to Luke. It wouldn’t be that surprising if Joan was completely bullshitting Nan about her son being cremated.

3. But the main thing we’re pondering … is what is to become of Delphine?! We know that the “eternal racist” has had her head removed but she was just starting to come around on the whole white supremacist thing. It’ll be interesting to see how the now joined witches will use her, if at all.

4. Who the f*ck is the next supreme?!

We’ve only got a few weeks left until the season concludes and there’s so much to wrap up!

See you guys next week!

This Creepy Old Spice “Mom Song” Commercial Will Give You Nightmares

Old Spice is known for their weird commercials (see: Mr. Wolfdog, Watermelon, Lizards, ShowerBowling, the list goes on…) but the popular maker of male grooming products may have out-weirded themselves with their latest one.

Old Spice’s latest creation, titled “Mom Song,” tackles the very sensitive subject of male puberty with a hilariously creepy commercial that is both terrifying and wonderful all at the same time.

The commercial is part of a new series called “Smellcome to Manhood,” which promotes a new line of Old Spice body sprays that, according to the ads, quickly turn teenage boys into men.

The “Mom Song” ad in particular — which, at the time of this posting, has been viewed over 3 million times on YouTube (since being uploaded on Jan. 3) —  is filled with a bunch of crazy moms sadly singing about their little boys growing into men who now lust after women … and it’s all Old Spice’s fault.

One depressed-looking mom can be seen hiding behind the door in her son’s bedroom as she croons about him growing into a man after using the new Old Spice body spray. Other moms then chime in and they too are awkwardly spying on their sons.

They pop out of bushes, they emerge from the sand, they hold onto the back of speeding vehicles, and one even uses a creepy-looking janitor mannequin to disguise herself as she watches her son and his new girlfriend at lunch.

It’s likely some of the most disturbing sh*t you’ve ever seen, but it’s so great that you’ll probably watch it at least 10 times today.

WATCH OLD SPICE’S CREEPY “MOM SONG” COMMERCIAL ABOVE

Young Jeezy Says He Didn’t “Threaten” Son Jadarius, Claims Baby Mama Is Out To Get Him

 Young Jeezy is trying to clear his name after news surfaced that the 36-year-old rapper was arrested last week for battery, false imprisonment, and making terroristic threats against his 17-year-old son Jadarius during an incident that took place in 2012.

Young Jeezy Arrested for Beating the Hell Out of His Son & Threatening to Kill Him

Jeezy is now speaking up on his behalf and claims that he never brutally beat or made any threats against his son.

Instead, Jeezy says that it’s his money-hungry baby mama Tenesha Dykes who’s making things up in order to squander money from him.

Sources connected to Jeezy tell TMZ … the rapper and his 17-year-old son Jadarius did indeed get into a nuclear argument in Sept., 2012, but it never turned really violent.  We’re told it started when Jeezy told the teenager he had turned into a punk kid with an attitude and he didn’t want the kid staying at his house.

Our Jeezy sources say Jadarius became belligerent and the two starting screaming at each other.  Jeezy claims he never hit, choked, or dragged his son, but admits he shoved him to the ground when Jadarius got in his face.

As for the terroristic threats — Jeezy is accused of telling Jadarius, “I will kill you … I will put a bullet in your head right now” — the rapper claims all he said was something to the effect of, “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.”

Our sources claim at the bottom of it all … Tenesha Dykes, whom they say is brainwashing the son against his dad and trying to squeeze every penny she can get from Jeezy.

Damn … it be like that sometimes though. We hope this all gets worked out.

Though, it is good to know Jizzle isn’t one of those crazy, over-the-top, psycho parents who beat on their kids!

LeBron James’ Mom Gloria and “Da Real Lambo” Are Getting Married

LeBron James‘ biggest fan is about to become his step daddy.

You may not know Miami rapper “Lambo” by his music, but you might be familiar with his affiliation with LeBron James as the boyfriend of his ratchet a$$ mama Gloria James.

Last September, we stumbled on Da Real Lambo‘s Instagram page, which is where he shows off his “wifey” and has numerous photos of himself posing with his “role model” and “big homie” LeBron James, as well as other members of the Miami Heat and some of their wives/girlfriends too.

Other photos show 31-year-old “Lambo” courtside at numerous Heat games and flaunting his “luxurious” lifestyle.

Now, it looks like Da Real Lambo is getting REAL SERIOUS about his relationship with LeBron’s mom! Even more serious than this tattoo he has of her name on his neck:

According to TerezOwens.com, Gloria James and Lambo are ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED:

According to our source, Gloria’s boyfriend, Da Real Lambo, popped the big question over the Christmas holiday. Gloria and Da Real are set to wed Spring 2014.

Yikes.

The Best of Daniel McLoyd aka Ice JJ Fish’s Worst YouTube Videos

Daniel Mcloyd is the R&B version of 50 Tyson!

Like many before his time, the YouTube sensation (who goes by the name Ice JJ Fish) proves that it doesn’t take raw talent to get noticed on the Internet these days.

The closest thing we can compare Mcloyd’s voice to is the sound of crows dying or a school of whales in heat. It’s just downright awful!

But despite how bad his singing is, Ice JJ Fish somehow still manages to grab our attention in every video. Whether it’s the obnoxious high notes or the uncoordinated dancing he does in his (dirty) bedroom, this guy is highly entertaining, to say the least.

So we decided to put together our own list of the “best” Ice JJ Fish’s “worst” videos, even though they are ALL technically his “worst.”

Check out our top 10 below:

1. “Rawest of them all”

 

2. “Adorn” cover

 

3. “Hold On, We’re Going Home” cover

Drake is no competition for this guy! (LOL)

 

4. He sings with 100 voices

 

5. His dance skills are out this world

 

6. “Falsetto” remix

 

7. “Woman’s Worth” cover

 

8. “Thinking About You” cover

 

9. “Honest” remake

 

10. “No Topping You” video

Honey Boo Boo & Family Injured in “Bad” Car Accident

Before everyone got all hot in the pants for “Duck Dynasty,” America’s favorite redneck family was the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” clan.

According to TMZ, Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson) and her family were involved in a “bad” car crash Monday night.

The gossip site reports that Alana, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in the car, which was being driven by Honey Boo Boo family patriarch Sugar Bear.

Sources tell us … they were at a red light, waiting to turn left. The light turned green and Sugar Bear began the turn. A guy driving a truck was allegedly speeding in the opposite direction with his lights off and crashed into them.

Members of the family were taken to a local hospital … an ambulance showed up, but Mama June tells TMZ … the EMTs were going to take them to a hospital they didn’t like so they went to another hospital in an SUV driven by their bodyguard.

Pumpkin says Sugar Bear has a contusion on his back, Mama June has a back and neck sprain, Honey Boo Boo hit her head against a passenger window and has a headache, and Pumpkin herself has severe chest bruises and is having panic attacks.

And June tells TMZ … “We’ve only had that Suburban for 6 months and it’s not even paid off yet.”

Judging by Mama June’s comment about the Suburban, it sounds like that is what they’re most worried about … which likely means that everyone is OK, other than the initial shock from the accident.

Here’s to hoping the Honey Boo Boo clan makes a speed recovery!

“American Horror Story: Coven” Refresher Part 2 – Impractical Magic

Wednesday night (Jan 8) marks the return of “American Horror Story: Coven” and with it comes more witch-on-witch crimes, resurrections, and freak deaths.

The third season of the hit FX series has been less stomach-churning the the first two years. Instead this season has been more on the outrageous side. That’s not to say there haven’t been some seriously disturbing moments, the “Chamber of Horrors” intro being one of them.

Overall though, the Emmy-winning thriller has been all about shock and pizzazz, and here’s everything you need to refresh on before episode 10 debuts this week.

“American Horror Story: Coven” Refresher Part 1 – Season of the Witch

Part Two of our wrap-up covers episodess fives through nine. You’ll find Part 1 of our mid-season wrap up here.

Episode 6: “The Axeman Cometh”

Let’s go back to 1919, when the witches at Miss Robichaux’s academy dared to defy the Axeman (Danny Huston). He loses, finding himself at the mercy of the knife-throwing coven.

As Delia mentioned in episode 1, witches have come under threat and their numbers are dwindling. Zoe has realized this and tells Queenie and Nan that they all need to stick together.

Nan keeps attempting to see her shirt-shy neighbor Luke, but his Bible-quoting mother keeps refusing to let her.

Zoe discovers a Quija board and holds a séance with the girls in an attempt to contact Madison, but instead they reach the Axeman.

After the board spells out the word “attic,” Zoe heads there, where lo and behold she finds Madison’s rotting, armless corpse. Spalding appears and she successfully fights him off.

With the help of Queenie’s voodoo powers, the girls interrogate Spalding about the killing of Madison and he takes full responsibility for her death before passing out. Zoe rightly suspects that there’s more to the story.

Meanwhile, the cancer-stricken Fiona receives chemo treatment and discovers she can read the minds of the other patients in treatment. This becomes too much for her to bear. Fi proclaims that she wants one more great love affair in her life before she dies.

A now blind Delia returns home with Hank and once again learns more about what he’s been up to on his so-called work trips.

Her newfound skills of peering into people’s souls prompts her to ask her husband who the red head is. The very red head he had head board-crashing sex with and then murdered. With Fiona on her side, Delia is able to get Hank to leave.

Delia’s “gift” also lets her in on Myrtle’s death, but one thing she doesn’t know is that Hank has been working for Marie Laveau and was only married to Delia to gain access to the coven.

The red head he offed in the motel room once came to visit the Academy and is one of the nine witches he’s killed within the last three years. Marie instructs him to kill “every witch bitch” in that house and she’ll let him live.

Kyle finds Misty and she takes him back to her place to give him a bath, but unfortunately this reminds him of the way his rapist mother used to tend to him and he freaks out.

Zoe gets there just in time to chain him up. Then she whips out Madison’s corpse and asks Misty to bring her back from the dead, a request she grants, albeit very reluctantly.

Madison gradually comes back to life but doesn’t remember Fiona killing her. Zoe tells the girls the keep Madison’s awakening a secret.

The Axeman pays Delia a visit and attacks her in the room where he met his end back in the day. Hearing her cries, Zoe locates a spell book, and she and the girls are able to use it to release the murderer.

As Fiona sits at the bar, losing a clump of hair, she is joined by the madman. These two are kind of perfect for one another.

Notable Quote:

Marie: “I look like the Taliban to you?”

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Episode 7: “The Dead”

In a flashback, we see Kyle as the sensitive and ambitious frat boy we met in episode one (before he got Frankensteined).

An aspiring engineer, he made it a point to avoid tattoos, as they would make him look less professional. Cut to the present day, and Kyle now has the arms and legs of his dead bros, which comes with their ink. This heavily upsets the already tortured coed, as does Zoe’s decision to almost shoot him.

Zoe later attempts to teach her chained up boy toy how to communicate and “function like a person.” She doesn’t get very far before Madison agrees to watch him.

The former starlet is having difficulty making sense of post-death life and is unable to fill the void within her. Naturally, she uses this to seduce Kyle, who she claims to understand.

Zoe returns to find the two having armoire-banging sex and is obviously not happy about it. Luckily for her though, Madison is okay with sharing and invites Zoe to join them for a threesome. Everybody wins!

Queenie and her slave Marie Delphine LaLaurie head to a fast food joint and bond over the tastiness of french fries before the “eternal racist” tells her that she will never be accepted by her witch sisters, not because she’s “fat,” as Queenie initially suggests, but because she is black.

Queenie later visits Marie Laveau and the two make a deal. Queenie will deliver MDL and Marie will give her a place in her witch family.

What prompts Queenie to officially agree to this is hearing MDL’s admission that she murdered the newborn baby of a slave and used the infant’s blood as anti-aging cream. Queenie brings the former slave torturer to Marie’s salon, where she soon finds herself encaged.

Delia accidentally bumps into the now resurrected Madison and is able to see that Fiona slit her throat. She comes to conclusion that she needs to kill her own mother and tells Zoe as much.

Fiona and the Axeman seem to be getting along swimmingly as they bond over music and genuine creepiness. Weakened and dying, Fiona’s poor state doesn’t deter the Axeman.

He then confesses that he’s been watching her since she was eight (the fact that this is not the creepiest thing we’ve heard on this show is saying a lot). At first, he saw himself as more of a father figure but now he sees himself as her lover.

Zoe finds Spalding’s tongue “still wet” (what?!) and uses a spell to reattach it to him, then when she discovers he’s still loyal to Fiona, she stabs him to death.

Notable Quote:

Queenie: “I dragged my ass all the way here from Detroit to be with my quote ‘sister-witches’. Instead, I’m sitting in the fast food parkin’ lot at three in the mornin’ with an immortal racist. How’d that happen?”

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Episode 8: “The Sacred Talking”

Queenie uses her voodoo powers to kill a shady homeless man (who, according to her, was a child rapist) and procure his heart for Marie. Not only is Marie her new BFF, but she’s promised to give Queenie more powers.

Delia isn’t happy that they’ve lost Queenie or their staff (Spalding, MDL) but she presses on, coming up with a “flawless” plan to kill Fiona that involves Madison hiding her resurrection until the time is right.

The now resurged Myrtle, who Misty brought back to life after she was burned to death, returns. She pays Misty a visit and warns her that a man with a gun is preying upon her.

The two then fee to the academy, where Myrtle explains that Misty is likely the new supreme. Meaning, she has to guard her throat from Fiona. Misty isn’t okay with this because, as Delia puts it, being a supreme is a burden.

The witches then perform the Sacred Taking, which assures a new supreme is set to take over.

The ailing Fiona continues to spend time with her beloved Axeman and since she isn’t welcome to spend time with the enraged Delia, she considers his request that she spend her remaining time with him. She says that she doesn’t want him to watch her die.

The coven begins their plan to kill Fiona by having Madison appear in her room and greet her with a fabulous, “surprise, bitch!”

Madison tells her that she resurrected herself from the dead because (duh!) she’s the new supreme. She also informs her that everyone now knows she murdered her and that she can either be burned to death and “be hash-browns” or commit suicide by pill overdose.

That sends Fiona packing before Myrtle appears, making for a very awkward reunion. After some more convincing, Fiona takes the pills and waits to die. Myrtle then uses this as an opportunity to jack Fiona for her jewelry (LOLz).

But before FiFi meets her end, Spalding emerges from the spirit world and lets her in on the plan that Delia and the girls used to get her to kill herself. With his help, she throws up the pills.

Nan pays her neighbor Luke a visit and attempts to save him from his nutcase mother Joan. That’s when the witch-hunting Hank starts shooting at them, killing Joan and wounding Luke.

Nan calls out for the supreme, which summons Misty and Fiona, and they both appear, with Misty resurrecting Joan at the behest of Fiona. Misty faints from the exhaustion.

Elsewhere, Marie starts to sever portions of the caged MDL’s immortal flesh. And back at the academy, Zoe continues to teach Kyle how to communicate via computer programs. Later he tells Zoe that he loves her and a distraught Madison overhears.

Delia and Fiona somehow patch up their troubled relationship after Fi reveals she’s impressed with the way the coven carried out their plan to kill her.

Fi then receives a box containing MDL’s head in a box. (That’s so “Seven!”)

Notable Quote:

Fiona: “I’m starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.”

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Episode 9: “Head”

The show’s mid-season finale was pretty wicked indeed!

Queenie is now in possession of MDL’s severed head after Fiona sent it back to Marie, and forces her to watch things that people watched during the Civil Rights movement, like the TV mini series “Roots” — fully equipped with that “vile jungle music,” as MDL puts it.

We also learn more about Delia’s witch-hunting husband Hank, who for a killer is pretty sympathetic towards his wife. The episode begins with Hank as a young boy hunting with his father, who trained him to kill witches.

When Hank learns that the witch-hunter organization (known as the Delphi Trust) he belongs to authorizes the blinding of Delia, he seems pretty upset about it. But it’s not like he can refuse to kill her and her witch sisters because Marie voodoo’s the hell out of him to go kill them. Or so we think.

Later he shows up at Marie’s and kills EVERY SINGLE PERSON THERE, and is ready to execute Marie, but Queenie puts a gun in her mouth and thus stops him, but of course killing herself in the process.

Afterwards, Marie reluctantly pays a visit to Miss Robichaux’s, and Fiona gives her this look as if she already knew she was on her way before welcoming her into the “coven.”

Elsewhere, Myrtle poisons her fellow witch committee members in a pretty horrific manner and not surprisingly enjoys terrorizing them.

She then scoops out their eyes and gives them to Delia, who regains her sight but also loses her truth vision powers in the process. Delia now has mismatched eyes, which is pretty badass, indeed.

Nan remains at the injured Luke’s bedside and is able to use her powers to determine what we already know, that his mother Joan is atrocious.

When Luke starts to blather something about his mother killing his father, Joan gets all antsy about it, and kicks everyone out of the room. When she’s alone with him, she smothers him with a pillow, killing him.

Fiona, with her new guard dog in tow, discovers Zoe and Madison’s Frankensteined boy toy Kyle and after he accidentally kills her canine, she decides to use Kyle as his replacement. The girls return home to find him and Fiona playing cards.

Notable Quote:

Myrtle: “At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the Key Lime Pie. I do love a Key Lime Pie.”

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What Lies (or Rises) Ahead?

Since pretty much every character that has died has returned in some fashion, we can probably expect that Queenie, Hank, and Luke won’t be gone for long. But will Spalding reappear? After all, the house is now understaffed.

Also, now that Kyle is acting as Fiona’s watch dog, will Zoe and Madison still be using him like a toy?

And what will become of the headless (or “body-less,” depending on your viewpoint) Marie Delphine LaLaurie? Did Queenie help turn her into less of a racist?

“American Horror Story: Coven” airs Wednesdays at 10pm EST on FX. Be sure to check GOT afterward for our recap of the night’s episode!

Jay Z Invites 12-Year-Old Boy On Stage to Rap with Him During Concert in Greensboro, NC

 Jay Z gave a 12 year-old boy the chance of a lifetime at his recent concert in Greensboro, NC this past weekend.

The 12 year-old boy named Justin and his mother held up signs saying “Can I rap for you?” at two different “Magna Carter World Tour” shows — one in Charlotte and the other in Greensboro. But it was Sunday night’s show in Greensboro that finally caught Hov’s attention.

In front of an arena full of people, Jay invited Justin on stage to rap his verse from “Clique.”

Jay Z, who we all know has been showing his parental side more often lately (thanks to the arrival his now 2-year-old daughter Blue Ivy), didn’t allow the young boy to rap any curse words or “the drug dealing part” of the song, however.

After the young fan performed, Jay made his final request come true by bringing him backstage to hang out.

It’s likely that kid will never in his life forget that day…

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Ciara Speaks Out Against Bloggers & Internet Haters in Open Letter

Ciara is sick and tired of blogs and social media, and the fact that they are both sometimes used as platforms for “hate.”

The “Body Party” singer took to her personal blog this week to speak on all the negativity seen on the Internet these days.

Check out what all “CiCi” had to say below:

I used to sometimes like visiting some of the blog sites to see what new things are happening in the world! Things like cool photos, current events, etc.

But nowadays it seems like there’s a competition with sites on “Who Can Tear Someone Down the Most.” The stories are going from cool and creative to pure drama. Even the comment sections are beginning to get out of control and people are using the platforms to exercise a false sense of power.

People sure do have a lot of courage when they are anonymous. It’s like a “Who Can Say the Nastiest Comment Game.”

I click onto some of the comments from something as fun as an Instagram post that you’re sharing with your fans, and a person finds a way to turn a positive post into a negative.

I think to myself, “I could pick this person apart so bad but what for? Why act ugly like them?” It honestly takes the fun out of it when people seem so miserable.

Or at least that’s how I view someone wasting their energy to tear someone down, just plain miserable. They could be using that to do something much more productive.

If only they could channel their energy towards positivity, it could make a difference in their own life as well as influence others. It’s kind of scary for the kids coming up, because even if a parent doesn’t allow their kids to have blog site access at home, they may still have access at school or other places.

It’s now almost impossible to protect your kids from the vile things people say on blog sites today, and it’s even worse when kids hear hurtful things about themselves, their parents or other family members. In some cases kids have even resorted to suicide due to “cyber-bullying.”

My questions to people creating slander about people are: What stops you from thinking twice about trying to defame someone? What are you trying to gain?

Words are powerful. You could say the wrong thing about someone, famous or not, on the wrong day and that could cost them their life because they’re at a weak point. Believe it it or not, you could also be encouraging them to give up on their life or whatever the situation is, when they shouldn’t.

Or what about a story that causes unnecessary drama stemming from completely false information? It’s just flat out wrong and sad. I say to myself, I thank God for making me strong, because I’ve always been able to use the negativity as motivation, and it makes me stronger.

But I don’t just think about myself in this, I think about others that I see getting thrashed and think it’s just so wrong. It’s very sad that people just want to tear people down so bad just to see them unhappy. It’s unbelievable how far people are willing to go to get people to come to their site.

I say this to say….

Dear Blogger, It’s never worth it in the end when you sell your soul for a quick dollar, by creating bad stories about people. At some point, it will all reverse on you and you’ll end up regretting all the trash you wrote or said about people.

The universal friend “Karma” has demonstrated this over and over again. I strongly encourage you to project more positivity into
the universe. If Social Media is a world that’s growing more massive by the day, why not use it to shed light?? Otherwise, you are merely contaminating our universe.

What about your family and kids?? Do you think about them?? You’re definitely creating a harmful and volatile environment where they must learn to live. It’s almost like you are cursing future generations with your bad energy.

Not to mention…Your “Personal Karma”??… Forget about it!

You better start doing some serious praying and rebuking, cause only The Lord knows!…:)

I sure do miss the good ol days when the focus was about the pure creativity of being an artist. Back then there was still some mystery. Social Media Is Beginning To Take Away The Specialness of What That Was, and Is.

Now, Off Blogs. Peaceful Mind. Living In My Happiness. Creativity Only.

Love, C

We feel where Ciara is coming from but it’s unfortunately just a part of the game.

People (not just bloggers and “Internet haters”) are always going to say terrible things to try pull celebrities down, however, it’s the celebrities’ jobs to pay the haters no mind and keep on getting those checks!

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