Dear lawyer guy, Lil Wayne is extremely low on fucks to give, and he is NOT here for your silly deposition questions. Thankyouverymuch.
Diddy and Cassie Finally Confirm They’re a Couple
It’s been a long time coming, but Diddy and Cassie have finally, and officially, CONFIRMED their status a couple!
Meek Mill: My Baby Mama Is A “BUM BITCH!”
According to MMG rapper Meek Mill, his “baby mom” is a “true bum!” And what exactly makes his “baby mom” a “true bum?” We’ll let him explain:
Flavor Flav Mistakes Miley Cyrus for Gwen Stefani [VIDEO]
Flavor Flav was so excited when he bumped into Miley Cyrus backstage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival over the weekend in Las Vegas that he confused her for Gwen Stefani and shouted “Gwen Stefani!” not just once, but TWICE, as he posed for a picture with her.
Chris Brown Failed His Drug Test, But His Girl Rihanna Still Has His Back
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but it appears that the young pups aren’t picking up on the new regime either.
After staying out of trouble for the better part of his probation, the walls are starting to crumble in Chris Brown‘s fortress, TMZ reports. The judge in Chris’ probation case from his conviction for assaulting his ex(?) Rihanna chastised the rebellious R&B star for failing a recent drug test in Virginia.
Mitt Romney Doesn’t Get Why We Can’t Just Open Windows on Airplanes
This is why the terrorists hate America. This is why we can’t have nice things. It’s because idiotic people like Mitt Romney aspire to hold positions of power, and instead of telling these clowns to have a seat, we encourage and entertain their BS like they really know what they’re doing.
“Basketball Wives L.A.” Recap: It’s Still All About Jackie
You know what? For all of the noise that these gals on “Basketball Wives L.A.” make about Jackie Christie, she’s pretty much the only thing fueling this zombie train of a reality show.
Amanda Bynes Missed Court Hearing in L.A. Because She Moved to New York to Launch Her Career
Silly court hearing in Los Angeles. Amanda Bynes doesn’t have time for you. She’s too busy reinventing herself in New York City.
MUSIC VIDEO: Juicy J ft. Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz – “Bandz A Make Her Dance”
“Bend it over Juicy J gone poke it like wet paint … You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can’t!”
Ignore the broken grammar in the title of Juicy J‘s new song featuring Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz, and get the fuck into official video for the hottest strip club song of 2012 — “Bandz A Make Her Dance.”
Ne-Yo’s Not The Daddy: R&B Singer Reveals How He Was Deceived For Years
Nothing stings like the empty feeling a man gets when he finds out that the child he thought was his, turns out to be another man’s. Ne-Yo lived the reality of this deception when he found out that the son, Chimere, who he thought was his, turned out to be another man’s baby.
Ne-Yo, who is now the father of two healthy and happy children of his own, revealed the painful ordeal during his episode of VH1’s “Behind the Music.”
The baby mama’s name was Jessica White (not to be confused with the supermodel) and while the deceit was bad enough, her treachery went even further as she forced Ne-Yo to fork over dough for a child that wasn’t even his. Do these scallywags have no shame?
Ne-Yo On Finding Out the Baby Wasn’t His
Jessica called me, balling crying. I’m like, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ And all she could say is, ‘He’s not yours, he’s not yours.’ She just kept saying it over and over and over again, to the point where I dropped the phone. Chimere’s not mine. That hurt ’cause I had attached myself to this guy, you know. This is my son. I’m looking at him and I’m picturing I’m gonna be old, and he’s gonna be — this is my son! It’s not my son.
On Trying to Take Care of Chimere & Jessica Taking Him to Court for Child Support
I didn’t care who the father was. In my mind, I was still Chimere’s father. I was there when he was born. I saw him when he first came out. I held him. He was my kid.
In the state of California if you put yourself out there as the father, the mother can then come after you in court like you’re the biological father so we settled out of court for what I thought was an ungodly amount of money. Shortly after that Jessica and Chimere vanished. [So you’re not in touch with him now?] No. Nope. [Sorry.] Life goes on and so do we.
The funny thing is that Ne-Yo’s mother was not a fan of this Jessica White chick and she let her son know it from the jump. But just like Usher, he didn’t listen. And now he’s got this very sad, sad story to tell.
Fellas, if yo’ mama don’t like the ho, just say no!
Watch Ne-Yo’s full “Behind the Music” episode below:
Is Beyonce Pregnant Again?
Baby, we swear it’s deja vu.
Beyonce fans are keeping a close eye on their Queen Bey and some fans have begun to wonder openly if the “Love On Top” singer is expecting a new baby.
It Gets Worse: Jerry Sandusky Was Part Of A Child Porn Ring
The scum of the earth, aka former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky, has somehow managed to prove himself an even worse human being than we thought possible.
Jackie Christie from ‘Basketball Wives L.A.’ Drops New Track “Woman of the Year”
Following in the footsteps of other reality show stars who have done music following a little TV show success, Jackie Christie — the loud-mouth, controlling, outspoken, fantasy world living “Basketball Wives L.A.” star you just love to hate (or hate to love) — has dropped a new track called “Woman of the Year.”
Diggy Simmons and J. Cole Are Back To Dissing Each Other
Okay, it’s time for somebody to say it … J.Cole needs to get a f*cking LIFE! (Whew, we feel so much better now…)
Woman Finds Out Her Dead Husband Was Also Her Father
Heard any shocking news lately? Well, the news 60-year-old Valerie Spruill found out 6 years after her husband died probably tops anything you’ve ever heard in your life.
Kanye West Sex Tape with Girl Who Looks Like Kim Kardashian Being Shopped Around? (Report)
Kanye West seems to be following in the footsteps of his homemade sex tape making girlfriend Kim Kardashian … because the “Mercy” rapper is rumored to be starring in a sex tape of his own that could be seeing the light of day any day now.
Karma Is A Bitch: Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Talking Junk About Amanda Bynes on Twitter
Well, would you look at that. Not too long after Lindsay Lohan used Twitter to express her ‘disappointment’ with how California police are handling Amanda Bynes and her driving issues … Lindsay was arrested in New York City for her own driving issues.
Chief Keef Kicked Off Instagram for Posting Picture of Himself Gettin’ Some Head
If Chief Keef isn’t going around giving half-assed interviews, calling Lil Wayne a “homo,” or tweeting insensitive remarks about a young rapper’s shooting death (and then claiming “I got hacked!“) … he’s posting inappropriate pics on Instagram for his teen fan base to see. (What a role model!)
Paris Hilton Says Gay Guys Are “Disgusting” and “Most of Them Probably Have AIDS”
By now, people should be used to Paris Hilton saying stupid things. Like this, for instance:
Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS…I would be so scared if I was a gay guy. You’ll like, die of AIDS.
Did Mitt Romney Put on Fake Tanner to Make Himself Browner to Appeal to Latino Voters?
Just when you think Mitt Romney can’t possibly find a way to embarrass himself in public any more than he already has during the 2012 presidential election, he surprises you with another jaw-dropping gaffe.
