By this point in time, you’d think people would know that sliding into Mia Khalifa’s DM is like sending dick pics on Snapchat — chances are high that it’s going to end in public humiliation. She’s already shamed Buffalo Bills safety Duke Williams and Drake for trying to get to her through the DM.

And now she can add college quarterback Chad Kelly to the list. Apparently the Ole Miss player reached out to the porn star before his game on Monday night. Khalifa wasted no time letting Kelly know that he didn’t stand a chance, but the shaming didn’t end there.

Following a painful meltdown to lose against Florida State (which just so happens to be Khalifa’s favorite football team), Khalifa publicly shared her conversation with Chad, saying, “Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM’s #NOLES.”

The girl’s got a point. I feel like a college quarterback’s time could be better spent either focusing on school or focusing on football rather than trying to get with a porn star that you have no chances of getting with.

And let this be a lesson to anyone else out there thinking about chasing Mia Khalifa. Proceed at your own caution.

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