Archives: September 2012

50 Cent’s Four-Step Plan For A Masturbation-Free Life

September 27, 2012

Hey, you there. Are you yearning for a clean and pure life, free of masturbation and the filthy desires associated with it? More »

Kelly Osbourne Apologizes for “Offensive” $250,000 Manicure

September 27, 2012

Kelly Osbourne issued a Twitter apology of sorts on Wednesday after the Fashion Police host was criticized for wearing a $250,000 manicure to the Emmys on Sunday. More »

Samuel L. Jackson Wants Obama Supporters to “Wake The F*ck Up!” [VIDEO]

September 27, 2012

Everyone’s favorite mean-faced curse word wielding actor Samuel L. Jackson has a message to supporters of President Barack Obama. More »

Ke$ha: I Had Sex With A Ghost, Then Wrote A Song About It!

September 27, 2012

Besides that one time she shaved the side of her head and replaced the bald spot with metal studs (and that other time when she took a piss in the middle of the street), we haven’t heard too much from Ke$ha. More »

Nicki Minaj Lands “Kardashian-Like” E! Reality Show?

September 27, 2012

After dominating the Hip-Hop & Pop music charts, launching her own fragrance and scoring a $12 million judging gig on “American Idol” … what else could Nicki Minaj possibly take on next? More »

Hong Kong Billionaire Offering $65 Million To ANY Man Who Can Turn His Lesbian Daughter Straight

September 27, 2012

Looking for a quick way to score an extra $65 million bucks? A billionaire business man from Hong Kong is offering over $60 million to the man who can successfully woo his daughter, who is a lesbian, and is already in a long-term relationship with another woman. More »

Proud Sikh Woman with Full Beard Gracefully Responds to Internet Critics

September 27, 2012

What would you do if someone took a picture of you without your knowledge, then uploaded said picture to the Internet just to make fun of you for how you look? More »

Army Soldier Charged with Manslaughter After Accidentally Shooting Hiccuping Friend in the Face

September 27, 2012

Getting the hiccups suck, but getting accidentally shot in the face (and killed) sucks worse. Way worse. More »

MUSIC VIDEO: Chris Brown – “Don’t Judge Me”

September 27, 2012

Chris Brown slows things down in the cinematic music video for his new single “Don’t Judge Me,” the fifth offering from the singer’s chart-topping “Fortune” album. More »

“Sons of Anarchy” Actor Johnny Lewis Falls to His Death After Murdering 81-Year-Old Woman

September 27, 2012

Actor Johnny Lewis — who once dated Katy Perry, and has starred on popular shows like “Sons of Anarchy” and “The O.C.” — is suspected of murdering an 81-year-old woman before falling to his own death. More »

Reese Witherspoon Gives Birth to Son Tennessee James

September 27, 2012

Oh, baby: Reese Witherspoon is a mom for the third time. The actress gave birth to a son, Tennessee James Toth, on Thursday, Sept. More »

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Living Together Again (Report)

September 27, 2012

Robert Pattinson has apparently forgiven his trampire of a girlfriend Kristen Stewart and has not only welcomed her back into his heart, but also into his home, if reports from US Weekly are to be believed. More »

Goodbye Replacement Refs! NFL Reaches Deal with Officials to End Lockout

September 27, 2012

It’s time to say goodbye to the replacement refs, and hello to the REAL referees … because the NFL has finally reached an agreement to end the lockout that has plagued the league and outcome of football games over the past few weeks. More »

Lady Gaga: Stop Calling Me Fat … I’ve Been Battling Anorexia and Bulimia for YEARS!

September 27, 2012

In response to critics who have been ridiculing her for her recent weight gain, Lady Gaga posted a number of photos of herself on her official Little Monsters social network this week and revealed a painful secret. More »

TLC Renews “Here Comes Honey Boo” for Second Season

September 27, 2012

Get ready for more Honey Boo Boo Child and her crazy family … because TLC has renewed their hit reality show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” for another season! More »

Army General Charged with Forcible Sodomy, Wrongful Sexual Conduct and Several Other Counts

September 27, 2012

A former deputy commander in the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division has been charged with numerous violations of military law, including forcible sodomy, CNN is reporting. More »

Congressman Barney Frank: I Had A Pot Brownie Once, It Made Me Sleepy [VIDEO]

September 26, 2012

Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank was giving his thoughts on his support for the legalization of marijuana Wednesday night (Sep 26) on CNN when he was asked about his own pot usage. More »

Frank Ocean Raps On Mysterious New Song Called “Blue Whale”

September 26, 2012

Frank Ocean makes waves with a mysterious new song called “Blue Whale,” which he debuted on his Tumblr page. More »

LaLa Anthony: Stop Calling My Best Friend Kim Kardashian A Whore!

September 26, 2012

Lala Anthony is sick and tired of people calling her BFF Kim Kardashian a whore … and she let the world know that during a radio interview this morning. More »