Monthly Archives: September 2012

50 Cent’s Four-Step Plan For A Masturbation-Free Life

Hey, you there. Are you yearning for a clean and pure life, free of masturbation and the filthy desires associated with it? Well, fortunately ... you live in a world...

Kelly Osbourne Apologizes for “Offensive” $250,000 Manicure

Kelly Osbourne issued a Twitter apology of sorts on Wednesday after the Fashion Police host was criticized for wearing a $250,000 manicure to the Emmys on Sunday. “I see that...

Samuel L. Jackson Wants Obama Supporters to “Wake The F*ck Up!” [VIDEO]

Everyone's favorite mean-faced curse word wielding actor Samuel L. Jackson has a message to supporters of President Barack Obama. It's time to "wake the fuck up!" Watch below: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDTT1yRNsFE]

Ke$ha: I Had Sex With A Ghost, Then Wrote A Song About It!

Besides that one time she shaved the side of her head and replaced the bald spot with metal studs (and that other time when she took a piss in...

Nicki Minaj Lands “Kardashian-Like” E! Reality Show?

After dominating the Hip-Hop & Pop music charts, launching her own fragrance and scoring a $12 million judging gig on "American Idol" ... what else could Nicki Minaj possibly...

Hong Kong Billionaire Offering $65 Million To ANY Man Who Can Turn His Lesbian Daughter Straight

Looking for a quick way to score an extra $65 million bucks? A billionaire business man from Hong Kong is offering over $60 million to the man who can...

Proud Sikh Woman with Full Beard Gracefully Responds to Internet Critics

What would you do if someone took a picture of you without your knowledge, then uploaded said picture to the Internet just to make fun of you for how...

Army Soldier Charged with Manslaughter After Accidentally Shooting Hiccuping Friend in the Face

Getting the hiccups suck, but getting accidentally shot in the face (and killed) sucks worse. Way worse. A soldier was suffering from a bad case of the hiccups when his...

MUSIC VIDEO: Chris Brown – “Don’t Judge Me”

Chris Brown slows things down in the cinematic music video for his new single "Don't Judge Me," the fifth offering from the singer's chart-topping "Fortune" album. Watch the clip --...

“Sons of Anarchy” Actor Johnny Lewis Falls to His Death After Murdering 81-Year-Old Woman

Actor Johnny Lewis -- who once dated Katy Perry, and has starred on popular shows like "Sons of Anarchy" and "The O.C." -- is suspected of murdering an 81-year-old...

Reese Witherspoon Gives Birth to Son Tennessee James

Oh, baby: Reese Witherspoon is a mom for the third time. The actress gave birth to a son, Tennessee James Toth, on Thursday, Sept. 27, her rep tells PEOPLE...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Living Together Again (Report)

Robert Pattinson has apparently forgiven his trampire of a girlfriend Kristen Stewart and has not only welcomed her back into his heart, but also into his home, if reports...

Goodbye Replacement Refs! NFL Reaches Deal with Officials to End Lockout

It's time to say goodbye to the replacement refs, and hello to the REAL referees ... because the NFL has finally reached an agreement to end the lockout that...

Lady Gaga: Stop Calling Me Fat … I’ve Been Battling Anorexia and Bulimia for YEARS!

In response to critics who have been ridiculing her for her recent weight gain, Lady Gaga posted a number of photos of herself on her official Little Monsters social...

TLC Renews “Here Comes Honey Boo” for Second Season

Get ready for more Honey Boo Boo Child and her crazy family ... because TLC has renewed their hit reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" for another season! TLC...

Army General Charged with Forcible Sodomy, Wrongful Sexual Conduct and Several Other Counts

A former deputy commander in the Army's 82nd Airborne Division has been charged with numerous violations of military law, including forcible sodomy, CNN is reporting. In addition to several other...

Congressman Barney Frank: I Had A Pot Brownie Once, It Made Me Sleepy [VIDEO]

Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank was giving his thoughts on his support for the legalization of marijuana Wednesday night (Sep 26) on CNN when he was asked about his own...

Frank Ocean Raps On Mysterious New Song Called “Blue Whale”

Frank Ocean makes waves with a mysterious new song called "Blue Whale," which he debuted on his Tumblr page. The acclaimed musician kicks rhymes about life on the introspective track....

LaLa Anthony: Stop Calling My Best Friend Kim Kardashian A Whore!

Lala Anthony is sick and tired of people calling her BFF Kim Kardashian a whore ... and she let the world know that during a radio interview this morning. Lala...

Jon Stewart Says Mitt Romney is “Getting Dumber” as Election Approaches [VIDEO]

On the "Daily show," Jon Stewart premiered a new segment called "Barack Obama is the luckiest dude on the planet." Stewart said that President Obama is running against a candidate...

Bobbi Kristina’s Boyfriend/Adopted Brother Nick Gordon Crashes Car During Heated Argument

It was all good just a month ago. Bobbi Kristina, the sole heir to Whitney Houston's legacy, and her adopted brother/boyfriend Nicholas Gordon were involved in a pretty bad car...

Chris Brown Spotted Kissing Nicole Scherzinger?

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger were spotted partying it up together at a Los Angeles nightclub last night, and several sites are publishing extremely grainy photos of the pair...

Rihanna Releases New Single “Diamonds”

Rihanna shines bright in her newly released single "Diamonds," the first offering from the Pop star's upcoming seventh album, which has yet to be titled, but is due for...

No, Beyonce Is NOT Pregnant Again (Tina Knowles Confirms)

Beyonce has been the subject of pregnancy rumors this week, but Mama Knowles wants everyone to know that all of that is just idle chit-chat. Beyonce is NOT pregnant again,...

Bagel Face Is Totally In This Season

Have you ever loved a kind of food so much that you wish you could wear it? Guess what? These freaks and geeks have. They're in love with the soft,...

Hands-Free Sperm Donation Machine Makes Its Debut In China

Look ma, no hands! Sperm donation just got that much easier now that researchers at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China have created a machine that...well, sucks the donor off,...

Madonna Urges Fans to Vote for ‘Black Muslim’ Obama

You know what? Maybe we can just chalk up Madonna's stupidity to her age. She is, after all, a woman in her 50s and once you start getting up...

Butt Drunk: It’s What All the Frat Boys at University of Tennessee Are Doing

Keg stands? Those are so year 2000 and oh-so late. What's in these days are alcohol enemas. You heard right, members of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at the...

Lazy Burglar Arrested After Falling Asleep on the Job

There are plenty of professions where falling asleep on the job would be a no-no ... like surgeons, barbers, firemen, toll booth workers, prison guards, factory workers, pilots, and...

“Cannabis Compound” Might Be Able To Help Stop Cancer From Spreading

A pair of scientists at California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco has found that a compound derived from marijuana could stop metastasis in many kinds of aggressive cancer,...