Now that the NFL draft has wrapped, it’s time for the NBA to start recruiting new players for the upcoming 2014-15 basketball season.
For the third time in four years, the Cleveland Cavaliers have won the NBA draft lottery, which means they’ll be able to secure their SECOND STRAIGHT No. 1 draft pick.
They MUST be illuminati, right? Well … at least that’s what the Internet thinks.
How else do you explain the Cavaliers going into the drawing with 1.7 percent chance of landing the first pick and actually winning their third NBA lottery in just four years? (And not only that, but they did score one of the biggest picks of all in 2003 when they got first dibs on signing LeBron James)
ALL SIGNS POINT TO ILLUMINATI.
The @Cavs will select first in the 2014 #NBADraft! #NBADraftLottery pic.twitter.com/i3qUsiSShZ
— NBA (@NBA) May 21, 2014
Yeah, the Cavs really got the No. 1 pick: http://t.co/6ZQw2MVqcy pic.twitter.com/kpWqdXqJaE
— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 21, 2014
.@cavs #illuminati pic.twitter.com/ihHEfTRBNI
— Birty (@BirtyMalone) May 21, 2014
Johnny to the Browns? The Cavaliers with two straight years of first overall picks? #ClevelandConspiracy #ILLUMINATI
— ??h?? // (@E_Marion13) May 21, 2014
Illuminati. #nbahu RT @billbarnwell: Odds of the Cavaliers winning 2011, 2013, and 2014 lotteries: 13,467-to-1.
— Kun Zsolt (@makamazsom) May 21, 2014
The Cleveland Cavaliers owner must be in the illuminati.
— De’Rell McMillan (@Rellokid) May 21, 2014
Illuminati no other explanation RT @espn: The Cleveland Cavaliers have won the NBA Draft Lottery (cont) http://t.co/9U5bv5XsKu
— Maurice Sloley (@slo_motion_) May 21, 2014
Brah the Cavaliers must’ve made a good payment to the illuminati to get that number one pick
— Juice™ (@OchoMontana) May 21, 2014
The Cavs grabbed Kyrie Irving in 2011, Anthony Bennett in 2013 and this year the NBA draft odds is naming former Kansas teammates Joel Embiid and Andrew Wiggins as possible lottery picks.
Who do you think the Cavaliers will sign?
h/t: Lost Lettermen