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Fantasia: “I Can Read … BITCH!”

Fantasia: “I Can Read … BITCH!”Ms. Fantasia Barrino is settin the record straight for you hoes who said she couldn’t read! She’s “da bomb now, babe!” I mean, how else could she read those Color of Purple scripts? This is what she had to say:

“I dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and when I said I had trouble reading, they took it that I couldn’t read at all,” she says. “I knew the basics, but some words that were unfamiliar, I couldn’t figure them out…But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

LOL yeah right! I love ya to death ‘tasia, but no one learns how to read and be “da bomb now, babe” in less than 2 years, no one! Just for fun, let’s put a little “spin” on her *clears throat* quote up above… Please don’t take this the wrong way!

“I drupped dropped out of skool in the 9th grade n wen I sed I hadded troublez readin, them took it dat I cudn’t red read at all. I knowed the basicks, butt sum of dem words that wuz unfamil.. un-fam-il … dammit I cudn’t undastand ’em! …But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

Please don’t hate me for this… =(

Jay-Z: “The Kid is Not My Son!”

Jay-Z: “The Kid is Not My Son!”Hip-hop mogul Jay-Z has vehemently denied he is the father of a Trinidadian model’s five-year-old son. Recent internet reports suggest the rapper conceived a child with Shenelle Scott, 26, in 2001 – three years after meeting on the set of his video Big Pimpin’. Rumors claimed Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, paid Scott $1 million on condition his name was not on the baby’s birth certificate. The tot was born on January 30, 2002 in Los Angeles.

However, the star’s spokesperson tells AllHipHop.com, “There is no truth to these ridiculous rumors. “People should be ashamed of using this kind of story and exploiting a child for publicity and ratings.”

Haha, riiiiight! That’s what he is SUPPOSED to say… That damn child is his, and he, and everyone else knows it! Own up to it, pay your lil child support, and keep it movin…. Lol and is it just me or does that lil nigga jigga look pissed the hell off?!

Wanna Smell Like Usher? You’ll Be Able to Pretty Soon!

Wanna Smell Like Usher? You’ll Be Able to Pretty Soon!R&B singer Usher is set to become the latest celebrity to launch their own scent. The Yeah! singer has signed a deal with Liz Claiborne Cosmetics to launch his own fragrance in September. Usher is also planning to sell his own clothing and accessories range. The star will join fellow famous perfumers Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Celine Dion, and Britney Spears.

Okay is this for men or women? ‘Cause the only names they apparantly spat out were female celebrities… If it’s for men, I sure do hope it smells better than that Unforgivable mess! The way that shit smells is unforgivable!

Some kid from “Hanson” had a baby…

Some kid from “Hanson” had a baby…Hanson star Isaac Hanson has become a first-time dad after his wife Nicole gave birth to baby boy Clarke Everett last week. Hanson, 26, the eldest of the sibling trio behind 1990s mega-hit Mmm…Bop, wed last September.

In a posting on the group’s website, Hanson admits the birth of his son has been a huge inspiration: “I know that his presence in my life will continue to inspire me.”

Who? Okay, let me just sit here and smile like I care =) I know you guys do!

Alanis Morissette is Internet Famous!

myhumps_parody.jpgI don’t know if any of you guys saw the “My Humps Parody” by Alanis Morissette yet but it has been circulating blogs like crazy and getting tons of online hits on Youtube. The video is hilarious! It actually points out how silly that song, “My Humps,” by the Black Eyed Peas was… I must admit, I was really diggin this joint when it first came out too– it was just so damn catchy! SMH, anyway the video has become so popular that it has somehow made its way to FERGIE! Now, you’d suspect she would be pissed at the video or even offended but not at all!

According to TMZ.com, Fergie describes Morissette’s version of the song, “My Humps,” as absolutely “brilliant” – and even sent that girl some flowers as a good-natured gesture of appreciation for the hilarious parody featuring Morissette grinding, twirling, and mournfully singing about her “lady lumps”, the video has already reached a reported 2.5 million viewers since hitting the Net on April 1st, and has even inspired its own parodies.

Daaang. Well, let me make a video then! Lol.

New Artist: Purple Popcorn!

Purple Popcorn (Dj BlackOut, Bizzy and Styles)

I know ya’ll like, “Purple Popcorn? Who the hell is that…” Well they are an all Rock/ Alternative / Hip Hop based group from Miami, yes I said ROCK, who’s gonna change the game. They recently re-did Mims’ “This is Why I’m Hot” called “This is Why I Rock,” which you can listen to below, and that shit is bangin! They also have been included in multiple projects with other artist like Pitbull, Trick Daddy, 8BALL & MJG, and of course Mims’ new album, Music is My Savior, out right now. For more information on Purple Popcorn please visit their MYSPACE!

Purple Popcorn feat. Mims » “This is Why I Rock” » Download » (Full)

April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya’s Sister!

April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya’s Sister! 

Wow, those Malakars just can’t stay away from the AFW posts can they? This week’s featured Fool is none-other than Sanjaya’s twin looking 10 kinds of sexy in this naked pic of her holding a guitar. Yes guys, she is butt ass nekkid. Okay she’s not really his twin but you can’t deny the striking resemblance! The only difference is one has boobs, and one doesn’t! (Really BIG ones at that!) Oh, another difference is one got picked for American Idol, and the other didn’t! Lol did you know she used to work at HOOTERS? But neither one of them can stay away from the limelight I see. Could this be a factor as to why this guy STILL hasn’t been voted off of American Idol? OH yeah, if you didn’t know now, the Indians have ruled out the “Indian Call Center” factor .. THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE KID IS!! Take that central intelligence! And is it just me or does she look like a healthier version of Nicole Richie??? Shit, it’s whatever .. I’d still hit! Would you?? By the way, DOES ANYONE KNOW HER NAME??

Halle Berry, PLEASE DON’T SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!

Halle Berry, PLEASE DON’T SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!Halle Berry hopes her decision to shave off her hair for an upcoming movie role changes the way women feel about their locks. The actress will hack off her long tresses in a scene in new film Nappily Ever After – and she thinks her bald choice may inspire others to stop obsessing about their hair. Berry admits Britney Spears’ shock decision to shave her head in February has given her the courage to follow suit.

She says, “I would love to talk to her and find out, ‘How liberating has it been?’ because I really believe that, as women, we are so defined by our hair. I know that if I’m having a bad hair day, I won’t leave the house some days. I just can’t even face the world if my hair is too jacked up.”

Nooo!!! Halle Berry do not do this to yourself! Use one of those nifty bald caps or something! Does anyone wanna join me in a hunger strike?! I promise I won’t cop out after 16 days! I need a videographer .. stat! Oh well, I guess there’s nothing I, personally, can do about it. I used to have her number, but she changed it after I called her ass every 5 minutes asking her what she was wearing. I still haven’t been served with that restraining order yet … Anyhow, let’s just hope and PRAY that she does not look like THIS in the end! Now excuse me while I go sulk in grief…..

Justin Timberlake, Get Over Yourself!

Justin Timberlake, Get Over Yourself!Justin Timberlake is apparantly biting the hand that fed him when he was a nobody! In an interview that appears in the May issue of British GQ, he starts talking about awards shows, and then changes gears to the topic of McDonald’s.

“I view the Grammys the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald’s,” he said. “I regret the McDonald’s deal … It’s kind of interesting [the Grammys]. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent. Funny, isn’t it?”

Ouch! Looks like someone is getting a little full of themselves, eh? But I’m not so sure if he really said this because I know how magazine like to twist peoples’ words around. Then again, he is Justin Timberlake, and he is known to have a really huge head, and he tends to talk a little too much. I’m just starting not to like the guy altogether. But I’m not too worried. He’s one of those kinds of people who will be hot one minute, and forgotten the next… I mean you can only bring sexy back once! And that’s it!

Akon wants to “Out-Bling” Lil John

Akon wants to “Out-Bling” Lil JohnR&B sensation Akon is looking to ‘out bling’ Guinness Book Of World Records inductee Lil’ Jon by creating the biggest diamond pendant ever. Rapper Lil’ Jon made history recently when his 12 pounds, 73 carat Crunk Aint Dead piece earned him a place in the record books. But Akon, who owns a diamond mine in his native Senegal, is hoping to trump his jewelry rival with a flashing pendant in the shape of Africa.

He tells Rolling Stone magazine, “I got this one piece that definitely will tear the whole game up; it covers my whole stomach. It’s the continent of Africa and the diamonds actually light up… It’s crazy. And the country where I’m from has a little lightbulb that constantly flashes. Mine weighs about 10-to-15 (pounds)… Once I show it off, I’m gonna auction it off and all the proceeds are going to go to my foundation.”

And Akon insists he’ll turn his back on the bling-bling game one he’s made the record books with the elaborate piece.

He adds, “I’m kinda retiring from the jewellery thing, the whole bling-bling thing… By next year you’re gonna see me with a simple watch, a simple necklace.”

Akon, sit yo crispy, tired ass down! You always have your mouth open talkin about somethin or somebody! Has the words “no comment” ever popped in your brain before? Damn! …

Fairies Can Get Married at Disney Land!

Fairies Can Get Married at Disney Land!No really, they can! “The Happiest Place on Earth” – best known as Disneyland - is now allowing all walks of life the opportunity to have a fairytale wedding. This includes, gays, straights, etc. They are now allowed to purchase the “Fairytale Wedding Package” at not only Disneyland and Disneyworld, but the cruise ships are included too!

“The company said it made the change after being contacted by a gay couple who wanted to use the wedding service, which offers ceremonies at Disneyland in California, Walt Disney World Resort in Florida and Disney’s cruise ships.”
 – The Associated Press

I wonder what Isaiah Washington has to say about this! Haha, boy oh boy .. Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” is gonna have a field day with this one! Okay let me stop before my inbox gets flooded with hate mail.

Mama Knowles Gets Bitch Slapped!

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SPOTTED @ CRUNK & DISORDERLY

I honestly don’t know what to say about this. Because I don’t see where the actual slap is! But I can see Mama Tina’s face looking like “Oh hell naw, this bitch just slapped me!” as the car is pulling off leading me to believe that yes, she did get slapped.. I dunno, you tell me! Check it out…

SHAMELESS PLUG: CHECK OUT WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM!

SHAMELESS PLUG: CHECK OUT WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM!
WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM

We normally don’t deal with the pop genres, but what the hell! I’m doing a favor for a friend! Hehe, anyhow .. there’s this new girl group out called LAX Gurlz, and from what I hear, they’re pretty good! All three of the group’s members are from Los Angeles and attend classes at Hollywood Pop Academy, a fee-based talent agency and training academy for aspiring pop stars. The group’s members, Brianna Cara, Cristina Ballestero, and Jamie Spradley, first met at the Academy, and it was there where they started working with song writer, record producer, and talent coach Alex Cantrall, who has also worked with the likes of JoJo, Fantasia Barrino, and Vanessa Hudgens. The girls signed to Blackground Records in 2006 and released their first single, “Forget You,” in 2007. Their debut album “15 16 15” is set for a summer 2007 release! A friend of mine has created a fansite dedicated to these girls, and I think you all should check it out and learn more about these girls! The site is WWW.LAX-GURLZ.COM! BOOKMARK IT! You can also check out their video, “Forget About You,” HERE!

Happy Easter from Think2wice.org!

Happy Easter from Think2wice.org!

On behalf of Think2wice, I would like to wish you all a safe and Happy Easter! Don’t eat too many of marshmellow peeps! Ming Lee, Aoki, and Russell wouldn’t want you to get sick! Hehe… Check out a few pics of them at a a cute little Easter party they had at a Phat Farm store New York City.

Russell Simmons Aoki Simmons Ming Lee Simmons Russell, Aoki, & Ming Lee Simmons

New Beatz For The Freakz

STERLING SIMMS » LL COOL J » NE-YO » 50 CENT

Sterling Simms » “Nasty Girl” » Download » (Full) » If you don’t know Sterling Simms by now you better step your game up! “Nasty Girl” is Sterling’s new single from his upcoming album, I love it! Sort of reminds me of a little bit of my dude Prince, and I absolutely love Prince, so automatically the whole concept of this song got me. I was already thinking, “Prince, that’s him!” lol. Well since I first got into Sterling, I was a little worried but, he definitely has proved his range throughtout the tracks I’ve heard as far as vocal capability so kudos to him.

LL Cool J feat. Lil’ Scrappy » “Whatcha Hood Like” (produced by 50 cent) » Download » (Full) » Wow, how many albums has he had? LL Cool J drops his final album, Todd Smith Pt.2: Back To Cool, off Def Jam this May with (first single) “Whatcha Hood Like” featuring Lil’ Scrappy. This would bang good in the whip, nice mellow beat, LL names almost every rapper in this record produced by none other than Queens homie 50 cent– speaking of which, 50 cent will be executive producing on LL’s upcoming project, he doing be things!

Alicia Keys Spotted at Basketball Game

Alicia Keys Spotted at Basketball Game 

Usually weekends are pretty dead for candids and such, but here are a few flicks of Alicia Keys at the Timberwolves vs. Knicks basketball game on last Friday at Madison Square Garden in NYC. She was there with her little brother, and was photographed with Sway from MTV.

Alicia Keys Alicia & her little bro Alicia & her little bro Alicia

Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Party at TAO

 Happy Birthday Kim!

Sexy ass Kim Kardashian had a birthday party last friday night at TAO Nightclub in Vegas. Damn that girl is just so fine!! *goes to watch sex tape again* Anyhow, a lot of nobodies were there, so the only people I could pinpoint were Kim and Lil John. He must be hittin that…

Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Lil John

Angela & Vanessa Simmons Unveil New Sneaker Line

Angie & Vanessa 

Rev. Run’s fine ass daughters (especially Vanessa) Angela Simmons and Vanessa Simmons unveil their new line of footwear called Pastry: The Cake Collection, at Underground Station on April 5, 2007 in Atlanta, Georgia. I go to Underground Station ALL THE TIME! Why didn’t anyone tell me they were gonna be there???

Angie & Vanessa Angie & Vanessa

Snippet: Paul Wall f/ Jermaine Dupri – I’m Throwed

Paul Wall’s comin out with a new video – I’m Throwed – that features Jermaine Dupri. This single comes from his new album, “Get Money – Stay True,” which is IN STORES NOW!! Anyhow, check out an exclusive 1 minute sneak preview of “I’m Throwed” (courtesy of Atlantic Records) above!!

Keke Palmer in Cosmo Girl

 Keke Palmer in Cosmo Girl

Check out lil “Akeelah” in the latest issue of Cosmo Girl magazine. She looks so grown! And she’s only 13! It’s crazy what make-up can do.. Anyhow, this is just a little snippet of what you young girls can do to look like her. Check it out!

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