S N double O P D O double ja-z! will NOT be going to jail! Here Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., also known as Snoop Dogg is photographed listening to the judge at the Pasadena Superior Court during his hearing April 11, 2007 in Pasadena, California. Broadus plead no contest to drug and weapons charges, and recieved five years probation and 800 hours of community service.

Praise jeebus! Now I can carefully wipe the sweat from my brow. I thought we was gon have to get a committee together to get him outta prison. We can’t have the Doggfather sittin in somebody’s cell for 4 years now, can we?

   

Rapper Snoop Dogg has dismissed comparisons between sexist hip hop lyrics and the recent racist remarks made by American radio DJ Don Imus. Imus was suspended by CBS Radio and MSNBC on Monday after he referred to the Rutgers University women’s basketball team as ‘nappy-headed hoes’ – a racially charged sexist term. Snoop frequently refers to women as “b**ches” and “hoes” in his music, but insists Imus’ use of the term was unacceptable and the 66-year-old DJ should be taken off the air.

Snoop says, “It’s a completely different scenario. (Rappers) are not talking about no collegiate basketball girls who have made it to the next level in education and sports. We’re talking about hoes that’s in the ‘hood that ain’t doing shit, that’s trying to get a nigga for his money. These are two separate things. First of all, we ain’t no old-ass white men that sit up on MSNBC going hard on black girls. We are rappers that have these songs coming from our minds and our souls that are relevant to what we feel. I will not let them muthafuckas say we are in the same league as him … Kick him off the air forever.”

Well spoken Snoopy, if I must say so myself! I couldn’t have put it any better. What do you guys think??

Pop star Pink heaped praise on chat show host Jimmy Kimmel last night after learning he had fought hard to allow her to perform controversial new tune Dear Mr. President. Pink’s musical letter to George W. Bush has been unofficially banned from radio stations in the U.S. and Pink told Kimmel many DJs have been told they can’t even talk about the track or chat to her about it if she’s a guest.

In the controversial song, Pink asks, “How can you say no child is left behind/We’re not dumb and we’re not blind/They’re all sitting in your cells/While you pave the road to hell.” The super-critical song continues, “What kind of father would take his own daughter’s rights away/And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay/I can only imagine what the first lady has to say/You’ve come a long way from whisky and cocaine.”

Pink told the Jimmy Kimmel Live host, “I have to thank you so much (because) you’re the only show that’s not afraid of letting me sing Dear Mr. President… I can’t even speak about it on radio. “It’s a questioning song. I think that’s one of my more intelligent songs… These are my questions, they’re not theoretical. I think they’re questions that a lot of people have and we could probably use some answers.” When Kimmel joked if the pop star was hoping Bush will reply with a song attacking her, she quipped, “Yes, through Eminem.”

Haha I love Pink, and I love that song! It’s so true. And it’s also sad how this country likes to censor and block things. We supposedly have the right to freedom of speech, but it seems like that particular “right” is being taken away slowly but surely.

Michael Jackson and 50 Cent are reportedly working on a new single, called Trial Of The Century. The track covers Jackson’s legal and personal woes from the last few years, including his child molestation trial. Meanwhile, AllHipHop.com reports the pop superstar is getting into the street mix tape market under the name The MJ Unit. 50 Cent is the latest big name to be connected to Jackson’s comeback album. Jackson has also been working with Akon, Will.i.am and Chris Brown, among others.

I can’t wait to see/hear the outcome of this! This .. should .. be .. very interesting =)

Rapper 50 Cent has laughed off reports he is looking to adopt an African baby after his recent trip to Angola. Instead, the 31-year-old poked fun at fellow celebrities Madonna and Angelina Jolie for seeking children in foreign countries. The Candy Shop star told New York radio station Hot 97, “Black folks, we have kids.”

You speak for yourself, buddy! Ain’t no adoption agency gon give YO black ass somebody’s child. Hell, you probably shouldn’t even have your own kid, but there’s nothing we can do about that… Don’t hate on Angelina Jolie’s swagga!

The Enzo Ferrari sportscar Eddie Griffin wrecked during a recent charity race will be on show when the funnyman launches his new action movie Redline on Thursday. The star was taking part in a race at the Irwindale Speedway in California last month when he lost control of a pal’s prized possession and crashed into a wall. Griffin and the $1.2 million car’s owner, a producer of Redline, have denied reports the car crash was a publicity stunt for the film, but now they’re using the wreckage to promote the movie. The smashed car will be on display outside Mann Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, where Griffin will host the premiere on Thursday, from 11 a.m. today.

A movie spokesman says, “The car will lay in state surrounded by security for several days leading up to the premiere of the film. Surrounding the car, in tribute, will be several high profile sports cars as well as floral, candle and tribute displays to the car. It’ll be a very special memorial service.”

SMH, I told y’all that shit was fake!

Troubled pop star Britney Spears reportedly cut all ties with socialite Paris Hilton after she realized their hard partying was doing no good for her image. Spears became a regular on the Hollywood club scene last November – shortly after filing for divorce from estranged husband Kevin Federline – when she was seen hitting the town with the hotel heiress and actress Lindsay Lohan. But according to a former PR representative of Hilton’s socialite pal Kim Kardashian, Spears allegedly ended the friendship as soon as she saw her reputation plummet, reports The Scoop. And Jonathan Jaxson also claims Spears tried to contact Kardashian when she was in New York, but her invite to go out together was turned down amid fears Hilton would get upset at her exclusion.

He says, “Britney had her people contact Paris and say they couldn’t hang out any more. Britney was in NYC and kept texting Kim to hang out and go bowling or something.”

Bitch, it wasn’t Paris Hilton … it was you showin your coochie to the world! It was you looking like a deadbeat whore night after night after night while you drank yourself into oblivion! YOU YOU YOU. Kim, word of advice to you: think twice, and steer clear away from this Britney girl. She’s nothing but trouble I tell ya, nothin but trouble!

Rapper Snoop Dogg was officially charged with gun and drug charges today (Apr. 10) Los Angeles County prosecutors announced yesterday. The charges stem from an Oct. 26 incident at the Bob Hope airport by Burbank police at the Bob Hope Airport. Police approached the rapper for parking in a passenger pickup zone and discovered marijuana in his vehicle. Snoop Dogg, 35, was arrested on suspicion of transportation of a controlled substance. After being taken into custody, the rapper was freed on $35,000 bond. Burbank police later executed a search warrant and found a gun in the rapper’s home. Snoop, born Cordozar Calvin Broadus, was charged with gun possession by a felon and sale or transportation of marijuana, both felonies. If convicted, Snoop Dogg faces up to four years in state prison.

Say it ain’t so Snoop, say it ain’t so! First, you get banned from the UK and force Diddy to cancel the whole Great Britain leg of your European Tour (hell, Europe ain’t THAT damn big). And now ya ass is about to go to jail for 4 years? Lawd, what’s goin on in that Shirley Temple permed head of yours??

 

I’m sure most of you caught wind to this but to those who haven’t…

*clears throat*

The DNA test results are in, and Mr. Larry Birkhead is a 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% match to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, Dannielynn, a Bahamian judge ruled today! As of right now, Howard K. Stern is printed on the birth certificate as the father, and surprisingly, he’s taking to this news pretty well. He’s looking to help Larry get sole custody as soon as possible. But fuck all that, I know Larry is doin somersaults and cartwheels all over the place right now! As the sole provider of little Dannielynn, he stands to share Anna’s multimillion-dollar inheritance!!

“Everybody, I hate to be the one to tell you this — but I told you so,” Birkhead said outside the court as he smiled and threw his hands into the air. When asked what’s next, he said, “I’m going to the toy store.”

I remember saying earlier that I was done with this whole Anna Nicole Smith thing, but I just HAD to post this! For more on this, check out this CNN story…

Here’s another “Who Owns the Look?” post! This time around it features Beyonce (again) and Remy Ma rocking something from the House of Dereon collection. Beyonce & Remy both are wearing those “trendy” fur-trimmed hoodies with the HOD logo printed all over ’em. Beyonce is wearing hers in an ad for the line, and Remy .. well, she’s wearing hers with some ugly ass jeans with rhinestones all over ’em at a party from last night. But my question to y’all is WHO OWNS THE LOOK? Of course my vote goes for Beyonce ….

Ms. Fantasia Barrino is settin the record straight for you hoes who said she couldn’t read! She’s “da bomb now, babe!” I mean, how else could she read those Color of Purple scripts? This is what she had to say:

“I dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and when I said I had trouble reading, they took it that I couldn’t read at all,” she says. “I knew the basics, but some words that were unfamiliar, I couldn’t figure them out…But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

LOL yeah right! I love ya to death ‘tasia, but no one learns how to read and be “da bomb now, babe” in less than 2 years, no one! Just for fun, let’s put a little “spin” on her *clears throat* quote up above… Please don’t take this the wrong way!

“I drupped dropped out of skool in the 9th grade n wen I sed I hadded troublez readin, them took it dat I cudn’t red read at all. I knowed the basicks, butt sum of dem words that wuz unfamil.. un-fam-il … dammit I cudn’t undastand ’em! …But I’m da bomb now, babe!”

Please don’t hate me for this… =(