Crime doesn’t pay, but one man has figured out how to snatch his coins while retaining a sense of anonymity: Wear women’s wigs.

The unidentified man had his wig collection put on display by the Dekalb County Police:

INFORMATION WANTED ON SUSPECT!

DKPD Criminal Investigative Division is looking for all information possible on suspect pictured below. Recently,the suspect entered the Waffle House, 2963 Lawrenceville Hwy. and passed a note to the waitress to “pass all the money”. The waitress ran from the register and the suspect left without getting anything.

The suspect is suspected of several other note job robberies (other Waffle Houses, Walgreens, PNC Bank, Dollar General and CVS). Anyone with any information or leads on this individual please contact DKPD Detective Wedderburn or Sgt. Neal at 770-724-7800, ASAP.

This man looks like he’s been robbing Sally’s Beauty Supply and Rainbow at the same damn time.

He’s literally running around on this streets looking like Funky Dineva. But what’s even crazier is that somehow this wig switching routine is enough to protect his identity.

Joanne the Scammer ain’t got nothin’ on him!