The jokes write themselves for this one…..
Just read below:
MEMPHIS, Tenn. – A 40-year old woman is facing rape charges after being caught naked inside a closet with a 16-year old teen.
According to an affidavit, 40-year old Mary Magdalene Collier was arrested for aggravated statutory rape after the teen’s mother discovered they were having a sexual relationship.
Both the 16-year old and Collier admitted to having an on going sexual relationship since January of 2011. The teen’s mother called police after unexpectedly returning home and finding her son partial naked and Collier completely naked inside her son’s closet.
Collier is still behind bars at Shelby County’s Jail East and currently has a $50,000 bond. Her next court date is March 3rd.
Wait…so first your name is Mary Magdalene (how ironic)…then you get caught naked in a closet having sex with a teen. And if that wasn’t enough…you take one of the worst mugshots we’ve ever seen in history? Somebody please throw some holy water on this heathen!!!