This fool thinks he’s everybody’s daddy. Shit’s NOT cool. Apparantly Jay-Z and NFL star Larry Johnson are what they call “roommates.” But I like the term “fuckbuddies” a lot better. It just rolls right off the tongue doesn’t it? Ain’t no way two grown men, who can do more than afford their own places, live together, and be seen as hot in the streets. It’s just not cool. But that’s not what this particular post is about. Daddy Jigga is mad because Larry appeared in Fantasia’s video, “When I See U.” Yeah, that’s right. He’s angry because his butt buddy didn’t follow his “advice” and did his own thing. Go figure. Here’s what Larry told the Kansas City Star:

“Between me and you, he definitely didn’t want me to do that Fantasia video. I definitely got cussed out for that one. He told me there were a lot of things he wanted to do, but he couldn’t do them. He said, ‘You gotta be able to look at yourself as a business, as stock, and the less things you do, the more people will have interest in you. The more things you do, you water down your value.'”

Boys and girls, can you say COCK BLOCKER? I wonder what Julissa and Beyonce think of this “relationship.”

You can dress ’em up but you can’t take ’em out nowhere! T.I. (or should I say T.I.P.) punched Chaka Zulu, who ironically is Ludacris’ Manager, at a charity event hosted by Kevin Liles yesterday that was held at the Sunset Tower Hotel Pool in Hollywood. The appropriately titled “Make It Happen” luncheon, geared towards movers and shakers in the music industry, was attended by Yung Joc, Musiq, Twista, Brandy, actor Omar Epps and guest of honor, actress Holly Robinson Peete. Apparantly T.I. was drunk and being loud when Chaka tried to get him to quiet down, according to an anonymous witness. Yeah, they made it happen alright!

“Out of nowhere, T.I. sucker-punched [Zulu] in the face with all his might. It didn’t seem to affect Chaka ’cause he commenced to throwing T.I. around the room like he was a rag doll. He could have beat T.I. senseless, but he didn’t.”

You don’t need to have a PhD to know that T.I. and his goons left after the scrap. This incident is the latest addition to a history of conflict between Ludacris and T.I. The two have often battled it out publicly, in their music videos and in the press, though their relationship seemed to have thawed recently. Looks like they put it back in the freezer ’cause it’s on again! Y’all please pray that these idiots don’t act a fool at the BET Awards tomorrow. Lawd help us all… Check out some flicks from the event below and after the cut.

The BET Awards air tomorrow and it’s supposed to be a step-up from previous years in what they call “The Main Event.” The pic above is a snapshot of one of the many seating arrangements to the now invitation only affair. I feel so sorry for Jay-Z lol. Those girls haven’t seen each other in so long they’re gonna burn his damn ears off! Haha, anyhow, a lot of events are going down as we speak preparing for the show, so we’ll do our best to keep up with them and post them here. Stay clicked!! Anyhow, this set of pre-show photos is from a party appropriately titled “The BET Awards Producer’s Ball” hosted by Swizzy (Swizz Beatz for you kids at home), Bryan Michael Cox, and Polow Da Don at the Royale Lounge in Los Angeles. You know what to do with that link under those thumbnails!!

Paris gets out on Tuesday. Yeah, you’re happy … right? Anyhow, she received yet another visit from her parents over the weekend.

“Paris is doing really well, she is really looking forward to going home, and she thanks you in the press who supported her,” a family spokeswoman said afterwards. “She wants to be with the family and she can’t wait to take that orange suit off.”

Kathy Hilton told PEOPLE that Paris appears to be in good shape – though she is upset with her situation.

“She’s sick of orange,” says her mother. But, Kathy Hilton added, her daughter’s “health is good. She looks … like Paris.”

So uhh, I guess should call Mr. Hilton and tell him that the orange-themed “Welcome Home” party is off. Shoot! We had it all planned out and everything…

Ain’t karma a bitch? There’s a new rumor out and it involves Foxy Brown getting the beat-down … hey, that rhymes! Allegedly, Foxy’s ex boyfriend called on some of his hoes to beat the piss out of Foxy. They even pulled out her hearing aid and tore out her weave! Homegirl didn’t even hear them coming, ain’t that ’bout a bitch?? Oh, and get this … dude was a PIMP! And that’s why she broke it off with him. Anyhow, they jumped on her, beat her ass, stole her purse, and ran off with her life savings of $500 to do only God knows what else! Check out NY Daily News for more on this “breaking story!” Oh, and if you’re still debating on whether or not you think Foxy deserved this, check out THIS link!

DO YOU THINK IT’S TRUE?

Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and the family (along with some other folk) showed up to the New York premiere of Bruce’s new film, “Live Free or Die Hard” at Radio City Music Hall. Oh yeah, Ice-T and CoCo were there too. These two have been getting out a lot lately, wouldn’t you say?

Entertainment Weekly’s annual Must List aka “The 100 Stars We’re Loving Right Now” hit newsstands this week. Kanye West, Polow Da Don and Rihanna were the only Hip-Hop and R&B artists that made the list. They held a party yesterday in honor of the new issue and folks like Rihanna (obviously), Kat Deluna, Ice T & his ho, Mama Combs, and more showed up for the occasion. More pics can be found after the cut!