A sex tape showing pro wrestler Hulk Hogan getting it in with an unidentified woman is reportedly being shopped around to whoever wants to buy it. (Gross, we know!)

TMZ broke the news this week, claiming to have seen a “portion” of the grainy footage, which shows the 58-year-old getting undressed and a naked brunette lying on a bed. The website says the woman is NOT his ex wife Linda Hogan or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel.

In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, “I started to work out again.” Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.

The best part … Hulk’s thong-shaped tan line.

It’s unclear when the tape was shot — but Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party.

Hulk claims the tape was “secretly filmed” without his permission, and he has now involved his lawyers in an effort to put a stop to the tape’s distribution.

His attorney David Houston released the following statement:

“Terry Bollea is appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video. [Hulk] neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same. It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability.”

Let’s all hope and PRAY Hulk Hogan’s lawyers can find that tape and take it off the market, because really, who wants to see Hulk Hogan’s big old nasty 58-year-old a** having sex? We sure as hell don’t!

Would you watch a Hulk Hogan sextape?

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