A guy with the coolest name EVER was arrested last Thursday in Madison, Wisconsin on a number of criminal charges!

According to published reports, 30-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop‘s charges include carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation probation.

Court records state that Zopittybob-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschkue, but he legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested at a local park back in April 2011 (when he was still Jeffrey Wilschkue) after neighbors complained of “excessive drinking and drug use.”

Police say when they took him into custody, they found marijuana, drug paraphernalia, a knife and a loaded handgun, among other items, in his backpack.

On his way to jail, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually “get even with them.”

When he’s not getting into trouble with the law, Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop enjoys activities such as “eating,” “standing,” “walking,” “thinking,” and “diamond,” according to his (unconfirmed) Facebook page, which also lists that he is “single.”

Ladies … any takers on being the first ever Mrs. Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop?


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