A 63-year-old grandma got so pissed off at her grandson for eating too much bacon at breakfast … that she chased the 9-year-old out of her home, pinned him down on the front lawn, and blasted him in the face with a garden hose!
Marilee Ann Kolynych was busted Tuesday evening on endangering the welfare of children, simple assault, harassment, and disorderly conduct charges. Her grandson, 9, was not injured during the attack.
In a Clifton Heights Police Department report, Officer James Press noted that the child “stated that he had been getting tortured by his grandmother…all day for an incident that took place during breakfast.” According to Press, the matter involved the child consuming more bacon than anyone else, which angered Kolynych.
A witness told Press that Kolynych chased her grandson around the yard before throwing him to the ground and “sitting on top of him beating him on his legs and spraying water at very close range into [the boy’s] face.” The child told cops that “the nozzle setting was on full blast.”
The child eventually broke free and “ran across the street, using a neighbor’s phone to call his mother, who was in the basement while the incident was taking place out front.” Even after the boy’s mother arrived outside, a witness reported, Kolynych continued to chase after the child.
Kolynych, free on bail, is set for a July 7 preliminary hearing.
Granny sounds like she loves herself some bacon!