A 28-year-old woman was shopping with her daughter in the cereal aisle at a grocery store when she was approached by a man who offered her a sample of yogurt. After accepting the man’s yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and spit it out because she said it “tasted like semen.” (WOW!)

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In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.

When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste. An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week.


That’s just NASTY! But something tells us this wasn’t the first (and probably not even the second) time this woman has tasted semen. Seems like she knew EXACTLY what that “funny” taste was as soon as it hit her her taste buds. Dude wasn’t lying when he said the yogurt was “full of protein” though. Ol’ nasty a**, SMH…

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