Guess there really can be too much of a good thing.
Meet Kim Ramsey, a 44-year-old nurse originally from the UK who has Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD). Which essentially means, her body is almost always ready … no matter what. (She has at least 100 orgasms a day!)
That means she’s got a 24-hour party going on in her love below. Ain’t no stoppin’ this choo choo train.
But for real, a girl can’t spend all day moaning and groaning. And there are some very public situations in which a wave of mind-numbing orgasms would be, well, awkward.
Ramsey’s trauma was explained in an article by The Daily Mail:
Doctors believe the incurable syndrome was caused by an accident in 2001 when she fell down some stairs. This may have led to a Tarlov cyst on her spine, at the point where a woman’s orgasm originates.
“Other women wonder how to have an orgasm – I wonder how to stop mine,” she said.
Ms. Ramsey first noticed the problem in 2008 after having sex with a new boyfriend. She said: “I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. We tried everything to make it stop. Squats, deep breathing, I even sat on frozen peas but the orgasms and sexual arousal continued for 36 hours – I must have had around 200 orgasms during that period. The pain and exhaustion was excruciating.”
Ms Ramsey said she now finds it hard to go about her daily life as she is worried she will not be able to control the sexual arousal.
She said she no longer feels like she has control over her own body: “Imagine feeling aroused for no reason other than you got up that day.”
“I’ve even had one in public. I was travelling home on the train and it was a bit of a bumpy ride. Every jerk of the train or vibration made me more aroused and it was a 40-minute journey so there was nothing I could do. I just had to bite my lip and sit on my hands and hope no one noticed,” Ramsey said.
So if you’re too-hot-to-handle ass still thinks unstoppable orgasms would be a walk in the park, know this: It can also cause you to piss your pants. Not so sexy now, huh?
The Daily Mail reports that PGAD can also result in an increased urge to urinate. So if you’re having back-to-back orgasms and you still feeling like your levies are about to burst, you might start spraying folks with golden showers like your middle name was Sprinkler.
Better wear your rain coats, folks.