If you have issues with jealousy … do not read this post. If you have issues with anger and/or depression … do not read this post. If you have issues with money … do not read this post. If you have issues with rich people who somehow brag (even without really bragging) about how much money they have … do not read this post.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way … WHAT — THE — F**K?!? You have GOT to be ballin’ out of control to have close to $100 million dollars in ONE bank account after withdrawing $400!

Dealbreaker stumbled across this ATM receipt in East Hampton and the rich motherf**ker who used the ATM right before them has almost $100 million in his savings account. Can this even be real? I think we should fine him like $20 million for littering, shouldn’t we?

[Gawker]

Find out who this filthy rich mofo is below:

The owner of the $100 million receipt turns out to be Hedge Fund Founder/Manager David Tepper, who rubs his balls for good luck throughout the day, which has helped his company — Appaloosa Management — earn around $7 billion in 2009 ($2.5 billion of which he pocketed himself).

$2.5 billion dollars? No wonder he has a savings account with $100 million in it. Hell … he probably has a few more with the same amount or even more!

Don’t you just hate rich people?