Charlamagne Tha God is trending and you really don’t want to know why. But we’re going to tell you anyway.

The radio host returned to The Breakfast Club for his first day back since the holidays and had one final gift to give his co-host DJ Envy.

“It’s no secret that Envy flirts with me constantly,” Charlamagne said. “Ooh, it’s heavy, too. What you call me, thiccums?” he said as he grabbed the present, which featured a peach emoji.

A visibly excited Envy was eager to open the mysterious gift and read the note: “Ho Ho Ho! Happy holidays, love Charlamagne Tha God.” But he definitely got more than he was hoping for.

“Is this yo butt cheeks, yo?” he asked as he pulled out a jiggly mold of Charlamagne’s ass. “Is this balls? Is that your balls?!”

Yes, Charlamagne really did gift his straight and married male co-worker a replica of his buttocks, complete with his testicles and a “life-like” hole.

“Put your thumb in there,” Charlamagne teased.

“I am not putting my thumb in your butt!” Envy proclaimed. That is, until he played along and stuck his finger in Charlamagne’s hole.

“I don’t know how to feel about this. This is uncalled for. You’re flirting with me…I just might take this to Human Resources,” Envy added before telling his co-host thank you for the gift.

After video footage of the bizarre gift-giving exchange began to circulate, Charlamagne became a trending topic on Twitter.