It’s OK to be inspired by greatness, but sometimes that inspiration is best left internalized and fueled in a different arena, rather than imitating and replicating that which inspires you.
Case in point: Miley Cyrus trying to show off her pancake-booty-flat pancakes in her thong in an attempt to get some of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot Girl Summer” shine.
For a while, we all got a good break from Miley’s shenanigans as she retreated to country music. But earlier this year, Miley “apologized” for her disapproving remarks about hip-hop, signaling her return to the urban music scene.
I guess this attempt to mimic Megan Thee Stallion is Miley’s best bet since Nicki Minaj is NOT f**king with her since she dared to insert herself into Nicki and Cardi B’s rivalry on her song “Cattitude.”
But the problem is Miley has a moderate case of no-ass-at-all so the desired effect she’s going for ain’t happening in her “Hot Girl Summer” ‘gram post in any way, shape or form.
This is like a horse-race with a literal stallion and three-legged, anorexic horse.
Stop the madness. Put your pants back on, Miley, and stop pretending that your bony butt is a juicy peach.
Also, wash your damn feet.
Not with them dirty feet… pic.twitter.com/nQBHyHgYJx
— The John Maness (@TheJohnManess) July 26, 2019