Surprise! Not surprise! Whatever! Chris Brown is a daddy, and the baby mama is not Karrueche, but some 31-year-old former model named Nia, who, according to TMZ, Chris has known for several years, but “they’re not together romantically.” (What is love?)

Brown is reportedly “happy about being a father,” and that’s probably because of the fact that he’s apparently not on any formal child support agreement.

TMZ shared a photo of the baby girl, and she does bear a striking resemblance to her (alleged) father.


Neither Brown nor anyone from his camp has responded to this story, but Karrueche (his on-an-off girlfriend of the past 5 years) pretty much confirmed its validity with this angry tweet basically saying she’s done with Chris and all of his shenanigans.