Or, in other words, just a normal day for Chief Keef, who apparently doesn’t take criticism too well.
Katy Perry found herself on the receiving end of a mean Twitter-lashing at the hands of the 17-year-old rapper when she, after hearing his latest single “Hate Being Sober,” tweeted her distaste for it, as well as her “worry” for our generation:
Just heard a new song on the radio called “I hate being sober” I now have serious doubt for the world.
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 21, 2013
Keef caught wind of the tweet a couple days later, and, clearly taking offense to it (even though Katy never mentions him directly), the known trouble-maker fired back, not only threatening to assault Perry, but also telling her to “suck the skin” off his man parts.
Dat bitch Katy Perry Can Suck Skin Off Of my Dick
— AlmightySo (@ChiefKeef) May 23, 2013
Ill Smack The Shit out her ?
— AlmightySo (@ChiefKeef) May 23, 2013
That kid sure does have a way with the ladies, no?
But, of course, Ms. Perry ‘don’t want no problems’ with “Mr. Keef,” so after seeing his response, she immediately apologized, letting Keef know she wasn’t trying to “offend” him, as if she should even be worried about whether or not she is “offensive” towards someone like Chief Keef.
Mr. Keef! I’m sorry if I offended you. I heard a lot of people guesting on the song & didn’t even know it was you in particular. Actually…
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 24, 2013
I’m a fan of your “Don’t Like” video tbh. I was really just having a general opinion on our generations desire to be constantly intoxicated.
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 24, 2013
Believe me, I’m a lover not a hater. x
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 24, 2013
Apparently, KP’s apology worked too, because Chief Keef responded with:
@katyperry Oh ???? Im Sorry Too Then ????
— AlmightySo (@ChiefKeef) May 24, 2013
And that, folks, wraps up the fastest, awkwardest, and somewhat hilarious, Twitter non-beef, ever.
Thank you for your time, and have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend!