John Legend and his tight pants were allegedly caught kissing a woman that wasn’t his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model fiancée Chrissy Teigen.

According to a Page Six spy, John was out at Acme in NYC partying with a bunch of man friends when he started a conversation with “two pretty girls in their late 20s, one blond and one brunette.” And after “chatting all night,” the blonde went to the bathroom and “John followed her.”

So what does this mean? Will Chrissy start live tweeting pouring bleach all over John’s linen pants? Is she going to Ustream herself pissing on his piano? Might she grab a razor and Instagram a damning metaphor?

Actually, she’s just going to make fun of the report on the Twitter.

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