So Christina Aguilera is up here singing about wanting to love Your Body but does she love HER body?

Ms. Aguilera showed up to the 2012 ALMA Awards looking like a bloated wombat. A little weight gain (ok, this is more than a little…) is one thing, but what makes it even worse is that Christina INSISTS on wearing clothes as though she was still a size 6.

Dear Christina, ease up off the chalupas, and let the dunkin’ donuts go.

But … maybe there’s a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Christina is secretly pregnant? That would certainly explain the swollen, puffy face.

Please let it be a secret pregnancy. Cause this is a little too much Xtina to handle. No seconds, please.

[That Grape Juice]

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