Lady Gaga reveals in her cover story for the September 2012 issue of Vogue Magazine that despite being one of the biggest Pop stars alive, she loves having sex on the beach (when no one is around, of course) … and dancing topless at random bars.

You know, normal people stuff.

“I’m a complete free spirit, so, even though you don’t see it, I still find time to have sex at night on the beach when no one’s around,” she says in the magazine. “Or roll into a bar and get fucked up, and dance with my top off. It’s just that no one ever sees that, because I have great real friends who never let me do it when I would get caught.”

Don’t we all wish we had friends like Gaga.

For more from her interview, be sure to pick up the September issue when it hits newsstands on August 21st.

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