Ricky Romance (Raz B‘s brother) has finally issued an apology for threatening Chris Brown‘s life and saying he would “put a pistol in his mouth.” But this ain’t your ordinary apology. Dude was using words like “fallaciloquences,” “nanocephalous” and even “humgruffin” — words we have NEVER even heard before, and had to Google to make sure they were even real.

Peep his “apology” in full below:

I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance.

I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior.

In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong.

My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me.

I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.

At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting.

Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.

As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day.

I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around. Thank you.

– Ricky Romance

Source: TMZ

Huh? The f**k was this dude trying to prove with this bullsh*t? This guy couldn’t have been serious when he wrote this. And if he was, then well … he is a double I – an ignorant idiot. SMH…

And is it just us or was dude trying to throw shade at Chris Brown with this?:

“I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.”

Ricky Romance, you ARE the weakest link. GOOD-BYE!

What are your thoughts?