Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice for Solving Marriage Problems? Blowjobs

The Queen of GOOP is spewing nonsense from that mouth of hers again. Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on “Chelsea Lately” to promote “Iron Man 3″ and host Chelsea Handler praised the chronically annoying actress for her ability to give “good” advice.

“[Gwyneth’s] an amazing advice-giver. And one of her friends is like, ‘I got in a big fight with my husband and I went home and I just wanted to scream and yell,’ and you were like, ‘Whatever you’re doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a blowjob.'”

That’s right, Gwynnie thinks women should perform oral sex as a means of solving difficulties in their marriage. Yay feminism!

I believe Gandhi said something similar about attaining world peace.

When you think you’re the authority on just about everything — like Gwyneth Paltrow does — you continuously tell people what to eat, how they should work out, what super expensive clothes to by, and how they should solve problems in their marriage.

If she had her way, we would all be strict dieting, designer clothes wearing, blow job giving problem solvers.

[H/T: Dlisted]

 

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