Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

Florida man strikes again!

Apparently confusing 911 for a “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed” delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number — not just once, or twice, or even ten times, but 80 TIMES — to request those three things, and now he’s in jail for it. Stupid Florida Man.

According to the police affidavit, obtained by the Tampa Bay Times, 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton of St. Petersburg, Fla. called 911 on Sunday (Apr 28) “approximately 80 times” because he wanted “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him.”

Somethin’ to smoke on. Somethin’ to snack on. Then somethin’ to sip on. This guy wanted it all.

Sutton never got any of those things, of course, but what he did get was a nice trip down to the Pinellas County Jail. Police said on the way there, Sutton started chewing on the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser.

Sutton faces a charge of misusing 911, and was reportedly still in jail as of Wednesday, May 1st … even though his bail is only $150.

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