Thick Snacks: Christina Aguilera Is You Hongray?

September 18, 2012 by Roger Ratchet

So Christina Aguilera is up here singing about wanting to love “Your Body“ but does she love HER body?

Ms. Aguilera showed up to the 2012 ALMA Awards looking like a bloated wombat. A little weight gain (ok, this is more than a little…) is one thing, but what makes it even worse is that Christina INSISTS on wearing clothes as though she was still a size 6.

Dear Christina, ease up off the chalupas, and let the dunkin’ donuts go.

But … maybe there’s a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Christina is secretly pregnant? That would certainly explain the swollen, puffy face.

Please let it be a secret pregnancy. Cause this is a little too much Xtina to handle. No seconds, please.

[That Grape Juice]

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  • kermitt

    She looks nice,don’t know why the author thinks everyone has the same
    preferences as he has.
    kermitt

    • Precious Betford

      Yes she does, very nice, just healthy

    • Jane

      She doesn’t look healthy. She looks a little heavier, or pregnant.

    • Precious Betford

      Thats healthy, she doesn’t have to look like a baby bird

  • Adrian

    Look okay to me

  • Alexa

    Wow, you’re a dick. I think she looks amazing and sexy as hell!

  • http://profiles.google.com/rousefred Me NotYou

    You’re either an ugly chick or a especially bitchy little homo. Girl looks damn good.

  • GS

    the first photo is a little unflattering. but thats just the angle it was taken from. the one where she’s holding the award, she looks amazing. she looks very curvy. My guess is the author of this article is looking for traffic using such ‘shocking’ descriptions. its a cheap trick that sadly seems to work to well in this world.
    Not that Christina Aguilera gives a rats ass what anyone says about her. thats the lesson we should take from this. She’s happy with her body. the writer can say all the disgusting things he wants, in the end Christina does not care! she will still be insanely talented and wealthy and no one will remember this article in a few days.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Rollins/100000069904317 Michelle Rollins

      Best answer so far! Right on!

  • Oliver Beals

    This article is everything that’s wrong with how women form their body images today. “Ease off the chalupas?” Where does sensational attention-mongering writing end, and just plan old being a terrible human being begin? You should be ashamed of yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/scott.calibraxis Scott Edward Calibraxis

    Please stop with “articles” such as this. #1, she looks good, #2 there’s nothing wrong with curves, #3 your idiotic and vile comments are offensive and disgusting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Rollins/100000069904317 Michelle Rollins

    She looks awesome…who cares how big she is? She has extreme talent and is beautiful….where is there some kind of law or rule that says you have to be skinny to be healthy or attractive? It’s just plain media hype. Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes…I wonder what YOU look like.

  • stayreddi3

    okay the comment “but does she still love her body” really … so any chick who could possibly be that size or bigger doesn’t love themselves or their bodies … i mean really who writes this B.S. on here … but other than that using a photo at a bad angle to diss her further is just like jumping someone in a one-on-one fight … you just look like a plain punk ass for this one

  • Guest

    Wow! The comments on here gave me hope for the future of the human race! A rare gem, indeed! Also – go curvy Christina!

  • M ia

    OMG she looks amazing! You’re a major douche for saying all those horrible things about her. Something tells me that you don’t love your body so you’re trying to make yourself feel good by ragging on Christina. But Christina said it best honey, “you’re beautiful in every single way” remember that before you post any hateful articles again.

  • http://twitter.com/mad_hiddy ?Mephistopheles?

    I think she looks hot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/margaret.moore.10441 Margaret Moore

    I think Christina look very sexey and very healthy. She look better now than she did in the movie Burlesque.

  • Kookie

    What’s up with that American obsession about weight?? She looks perfectly normal!! It’s either anorexia or obese, this is a good body and the writer doesn’t even see it!!!!!

  • crissy red

    critics should leave her be, Christina looks healthy and beautiful, not a skinny rake like before.

  • mick dwyer

    she got the curves the shape she got it all the cushion for pushin’ she’s as dumb as blond what not to like i mean really shes totally fuckable and wont snap or break when you hammer her home against the couch from behind she seems totally up for it who wouldnt like those lips wrapped around it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nissim-Levy/715535589 Nissim Levy

    she’s still beautifull.

  • yawn

    Shut the fuck up. She’s put on some weight get over it, as if an article deserves this content..pointless.

  • Kala

    Uh, she looks beautiful. Curvaceous, happy, and very appropriately dressed for her figure. Sure, she looks different than when she was an 18 year old in crop tops but don’t we all?

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  • Jenn

    Rude comments that would make anyone feel bad about themselves… Whoever wrote this needs to reevaluate their thought process. I think she looks fucking hot still.

  • yolo

    she’s a famous women with a real female body

  • manthing

    im looking at this pic and i don’t get where u see something wrong with the way her body looks shes hot i lov a real woman with curves that’s where its at and shes a mother like did u think she was always going to be a skinny flat butt and chest 16yr old Micky Mouse club kid shes a woman now and as u get older and have kids your body changes hers got curvier and there’s nothing wrong with that I LOV IT!!! and the average woman is not a 5.11 skinny run way model u have to be a gay man who don’t like anything about a woman’s body or know what straight men like or a vary shallow girl if not i feel sorry for your wife or girl friend to have to live up to your standards just don’t get her pregnant because u might get stuck with a fat chick lol but don’t worry there’s a lot of guys out there who loves a woman with some meat on her bones ;)

  • hotstudmuffin

    All the people that say she looks hot are either fat hoes or have dated fat hoes themselves. Deny it all you like she looks like a fat unhealthy beotch. This article is spot on she should retire again and stay a house wife

  • Tyler Kochman

    This is mean spirited and plane wrong.

  • geoff

    who is this author? …what a psychopath.

  • http://twitter.com/chickilopiccolo Lisa LoPiccolo

    Christina is one of the most beautiful women in the world. She is getting more attractive as she gets older. Which can’t be said for many Stars. It is nice to see the female body instead of a stick women. Back to beauty like Marilyn Monroe and other curvy women instead of shapeless twiggy type women that is forced on the young women today.

  • Dulce

    One of the most cruel articles I’ve ever read…she is beautiful at whatever size she chooses to be comfortable at. Good for you Christina.

  • paandooraa

    Who ever wrote this is just mad ’cause no matter how many chalupas it has it staill ain’t getting an ass… hahaha Skinny white bitch.

    • zeezee

      agree. I think the writer or whoever has the same thought with him/her has a miserable life so they love judging and harming other people to make their life looks ‘better’. Poor them…

  • mell

    i dont know why you insist on slandering her. if she was the size she was back in the “dirty” days you’d be bitching that she was too thin after having a baby or moaning that “she’s so thin” and idolize being thin.
    its always soandso is too fat or too thin or put on too much weight or lost too much weight. im just glad that she is happy within herself so why cant everyone else be?
    as a former bulimic and anoretic it disgusts and saddens me that all we think,talk and write about is weight, weight, WEIGHT. and the end of the day if christina or ANYONE for that fact is healthy, eating well and comfortable within themselves thats what counts and thats what important regardless of size,shape or weight!!
    URRRGGGHHHHH

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