Lauryn Hill’s Mugshot: This Is What a Tax Fugitive Looks Like

August 15, 2012 by Roger Ratchet

The strange and sad saga of the little lost girl known as Lauryn Hill continues.

The IRS clamped down on Ms. Hill for failure to pay income taxes on more than $1.5 million in income from 2005-2007, according to The Huffington Post. And now the mugshot (right) has emerged.

To Lauryn’s credit, she looks pretty cleaned up.

She’s not wearing any scary clown costumes, though her eyes scream “f**k the white man for persecuting a black queen like me.”

She also went a little heavy on the blush, though maybe she was going for that innocent look so the po-po would go easy on her.

But back to those overdue taxes, Ms. Hill’s explanation, which she posted on her tumblr, was a nonsensical convoluted mess that railed against pop culture, the establishment and Hollywood, but failed to offer any legit explanation for why her taxes went unpaid for so long.

If you feel like getting you a taste of crazy and insanity, here’s a bit of Ms. Hill’s sweet, nutty goodness from her tumblr:

Learning from the past, insulating friends and family from the influence of external manipulation and corruption, is far more important to me than being misunderstood for a season! I did not deliberately abandon my fans, nor did I deliberately abandon any responsibilities, but I did however put my safety, health and freedom and the freedom, safety and health of my family first over all other material concerns! I also embraced my right to resist a system intentionally opposing my right to whole and integral survival.

I conveyed all of this when questioned as to why I did not file taxes during this time period. Obviously, the danger I faced was not accepted as reasonable grounds for deferring my tax payments, as authorities, who despite being told all of this, still chose to pursue action against me, as opposed to finding an alternative solution.

My intention has always been to get this situation rectified. When I was working consistently without being affected by the interferences mentioned above, I filed and paid my taxes. This only stopped when it was necessary to withdraw from society, in order to guarantee the safety and well-being of myself and my family.

Next time, Lauryn should just say, “Yo, I forgot” and call it a day.

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  • tiffany

    Obviously not intelligent enough to understand what she was saying…likewise you probably didn’t understand most of her solo album…or even listen to it. this site is ridiculously stupid

  • fuck irs

    Lets just ask Sherry P. Jackson why the irs is illegal. Irs is a foreign entity collecting taxes from the “US citizen” serf for the imf.

  • http://twitter.com/merman_swank DJ Adams

    dear gossiponthis.com this article is TRASH. I hope that someone just as TRASHY as you finds a way to sue you for DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. My first time seeing this site and it will be my last.

  • Sam P.

    Yeah wow whoever wrote this article was pretty trashy I agree. This editorial comment: “though her eyes scream “f**k the white man for persecuting a black queen like me.”” and this as well: ”
    though maybe she was going for that innocent look so the po-po would go easy on her.” both have racist undertones to me.

  • Li580

    What a horrible article. Your dislike for Lauryn is obvious. I overstood every bit of what Ms Hill stated. Lauryn you will get past this, just stay strong love. To the editor that wrote this garbage…get a life.

    p.s. This is my first time on the site also…wont be coming back

  • NoPovertyPimps

    ..convoluted mess? Maybe to your skee’d up, brokeback coward ass staff and writers. The IRS and the parasitic gangster government that runs it has NO RIGHT to lay claim to Lauryn hill’s wages or anyone else’s for that matter.

    Even if you believe taxation is moral and just, the money extorted by the IRS doesn’t go to run the country, it goes to thug ass banksters; the country is run by the fees and taxes you pay for everything else, along with the dough they make from the bullshit drug war and the plunder that comes with it.

    Stick to perry gossip and bullshit and stop trying to politic, leave that shit to the ones with logic, wisdom and heart to pursue. I’m mad at google for even sending me to this wack ass bootlickin’ blog.

    @NoPovertyPimps

  • Chrissy

    This whole article was tasteless!!!!How dare you guys post this trash about Lauryn. You guys dont personally know this woman! THE ABOVE ARTICLE DESCRIBES THE INDIVIDUAL WHO WROTE THIS TRASH (MIRROR EFFECT) You cowards disgust me…This will be my first and last visit to this site! I will make sure to let others know how you faggs roll!!

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