Twenty (One) Qwestchuns
Author: Staff | Date: April 28th 2008 | Filed: 21 Qwestchuns
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#1: Why did Allure hide Jill Scott behind a bush, but left Gabrielle Union out in the field?
#2: Does Jermaine Dupri use a booster seat when he drives?
#3: Why is Madonna’s new album shitting on “Discipline” and it hasn’t even been released yet?
#4: Why is “Don’t talk to me, you know better than that!” [Jay-Z] so damn funny?
#5: Why did Wesley Snipes get 3 years in prison, and those racist ass cops who murdered a black man for no apparent reason didn’t spend one day behind bars? All Wesley did was not pay the government. Those idiots filled an un-armed person with 50 bullets! Am I the only one who feels this way?
#6: Why hasn’t Hillary Clinton just given up yet?
#7: Why is everyone surprised that Mariah Carey lip-synchs? I mean really, who doesn’t lip-synch every now and then?
#8: What the fuck is taking so long to get R. Kelly convicted?
#9: Why isn’t anyone calling out “shitty cent” on his bitchassness?
#10: Why is Khia so salty over getting the boot from that whack ass VH1 show. How many times are we gonna hear her bitch about why she should be “Ms. Rap Supreme?”
#11: How does Omarion feel now that he’s a “free agent?”
#12: Is anyone really checking for Cassie’s new album?
#13: Why is Ne-Yo’s new video Michael Jackson-ish? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
#14: Why did everyone but Star Jones know Al was gay?
#15: Does Beyonce and Jay-Z know that we already know they’re married? What the hell are they hiding? The more they hide, the more we dig!
#16: Is Beyonce really gonna retire? Or is she gonna pull a Jay-Z on us?
#17: What provoked Akon to lie about being an ex-con?
#18: Who else thinks that Foxy Brown will be back in prison by 2009?
#19: Now let’s be real. When Orlando Brown went missing, did anyone ask “who?” … and after you found out it was the dude from “That’s So Raven,” you were like “ohhh, him!”
#20: Adding on to that Orlando Brown fiasco, who gave Ricky Romance the approval to manage anyone’s career?
#21: Oh, by the way. Did anyone know that Ray J released a new album like 2 or 3 weeks ago?
Liz
April 28, 2008 at 3:33 AM
Wonderful list. All of it is soo true.
Lina M
April 28, 2008 at 9:53 AM
Lmao…Jill Scott behind a bush though..
#5..not funny at allll..that’s some crazy stuff right there.
You can’t tell me Star didn’t know that nicca was gay …maybe she thought she could change him after he was able to see her pelvic bone…
What the heck is Orlando Bloom doing with his career anyway?..
Oh and Ray J has sold about 40,000 cds thus far maybe his reuniting with Miss Crack is Whack will help him sell a little more…or the strip club tour he’s supposedly doing with Lil Kim…
iFresh
April 28, 2008 at 11:13 AM
LMAO @ #21
NO way :O
Terrell
April 28, 2008 at 11:33 AM
3. because most of the black community don’t PURCHASE albums.
9. WHERE IS HE?
8. LOL
1. Jill look like a wall bro. U kno they photoshopped that!!!!
16. Bee not about to sit down yet…
4. Because he was really mad!!!
21. He had a hot track but he didn’t promote it right.
asimo
April 28, 2008 at 2:06 PM
awesome list and a brilliant site
shouting out from the UK (London)
efua
April 28, 2008 at 3:32 PM
LMAOOO!! dustin this list kills.
bitch please
April 28, 2008 at 6:02 PM
loll, oh my damn ray j released his album?? oh ish my bad didnt know. and for that Orlando gone missin, i aint gon lie, i would reacted the same way loll
Dee
April 28, 2008 at 9:16 PM
Dustin youz a fool roflmao. “Why is Madonna’s new album shitting on “Discipline†and it hasn’t even been released yet?” I second that notion.
mzvirgo
April 28, 2008 at 11:46 PM
I love that list! And #7, no one should be suprised. Mariah has been slacking off lately.
Es
May 11, 2008 at 7:14 PM
i soooo did not know Ray J released an album! damnnnnnn! lol there was no promo for that shit!
a(j)o(n)e(s)
September 16, 2008 at 11:05 AM
lol RAY J>>>>> wow that was hilarious!! oh Jill Scott was hiding?? i thought that was a prop!! damn
knee-c
November 14, 2008 at 10:04 AM
wow…
ray j got a new album..
and il say the same thing wen cassie album drops..
lol
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