Timberland made the biggest mistake one could make by introducing Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent to each other. Why? Because they recorded a song together about PORN! That’s right … Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent have a yet-to-be-released song about pornography. In a track entitled “Ayo Technology,” the two talk about being fed up having to make do with watching dirty movies and how desperate they are to have real-life encounters with women. Of course this isn’t the case for these two in the real world! JT’s linked to Jessica Biel, and fiddy is currently linked to Ciara. Anyhow, they’re supposedly shooting a video for it this weekend in Los Angeles with music video director Joseph Kahn. Thhe pair will be portrayed as sex-obsessed Matrix style secret agents who spy on women using “ayo technology,” like x-ray goggles for instance.

The source said: “They will wear hi-tech gadgets and night-vision goggles which enable them to see through the girls’ clothes. It’s a cat and mouse situation with car chases and gadgets galore but spying on the girls is the main theme. It will be creepy and sinister. They are going to push the envelope.”

The track, which is set to be retitled She Wants It, will be featured on 50’s upcoming album Curtis, out in September. I ain’t even gon’ front! I’m curious to hear the song, and see how the video’s gonna turn out. We’ll keep you posted…

EDDIE MURPHY AND TRACEY EDMONDS CALL IT QUITS » Apparantly, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds called it quicks a few weeks back. It happened before DNA proved that Melanie Brown’s baby was Eddie’s. Why the break-up, you ask? Well, Tracey says that Eddie is very controlling, and that they have “separate social lives,” meaning that Eddie wanted to hang with his friends, and Tracey wanted to hang with hers. So in order to keep both social groups happy, they would go out separately, and they just didn’t trust each other. So they decided to split up, Tracy decided to chuck deuces and move out of Eddie’s house.

WAYNE BRADY AND HIS WIFE FILE FOR DIVORCE » Comedian and “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” star, Wayne Brady, and his his wife, have filed for divorce due to “irreconcilable differences.” Mandie Taketa Brady has requested joint custody of their daughter, 4-year-old Maile Masako Brady, as a part of the divorce terms. Papers indicate that the Bradys actually split over a year ago, in April 2006, but did not officially file for divorce until yesterday. The two were married in 1999. A rep for Brady told TMZ “After a prolonged period of separation, Wayne Brady and his wife Mandie are divorcing, citing irreconcilable differences. The split is very amicable and they continue to remain the best of friends and committed parents.”

What popular Reggae artist was recently spotted praying and meditating in Israel?

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Another Monday, another “Weekend Update!” This is the photo edition … let’s go! First up is rapper/actor Ludacris and actor/thatdudefromAshanti’srainonmevideo Larenz Tate. They were spotted looking like a couple of “best buddies” at various clubs, with cigars in toute, over the weekend. Exhibit A was taken from “The Mansion,” and Exhibit B was taken from “The Prive,” both in Miami. Ludacris looks hella blazed in Exhibit A, don’tcha think?