If looks could kill, Nicki Minaj wouldn’t be an uzi. She’d be an atom bomb.

Nicki Minaj brings sexy back in the scintillating video for “High School,” the latest single from Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded The Re-Up. In the video, Nicki gets her Swimsuit Illustrated on with eye-popping bathing suits that reveal boulders of cleavage and mountainous hills of ass. Is it hot in here or is it just me?


If I die, please Gawd, let me come back as the swallowed-up g-string in Nicki Minaj’s phat ass. Thank you, baby Jesus, and Amen.

The plot for the video, if you’re actually interested, is some nonsense cross between The Thomas Crown Affair and Bonnie & Clyde.

Nicki is a trophy wife of some big jefe. Wayne and Baby walk in to cut a deal with el señor, but Nicki catches Wayne’s eye and the two eye-fuck for a few scenes. Next thing you know, Nicki is in a white lingerie piece and rolling in the bed with Weezy F. Baby.


Honestly, the whole rolling around in the hay with Wayne is a bit nauseating. Weezy looks like a sewer rat and, frankly, his filthy paws shouldn’t be defiling Nicki’s pristine temple.

Watch the video for Nicki’s “High School” below:

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