The only thing harder to find than the lost city of Atlantis these days is a ticket to one of Beyonce‘s concerts.
Mrs. Carter hasn’t even launched a new single or album yet officially, though sources report one could possibly drop as early as April, and she got these mofos stampeding for tickets to her show. That investment in the Super Bowl Halftime Show has clearly paid off.
The fact that most, if not all, of the dates for the world tour are sold out lets you know how real and thirsty the demand for a Beyonce concert experience is.
The thing is, these damn scalpers got folks out here lookin’ a damn fool. There are plenty of tickets to Beyonce’s concerts on StubHub, you just have to be willing to pay double or triple the amount of the actual ticket price.
While fans love their queen, even they couldn’t help but toss out a few gripes about their inability to get into a Beyonce concert or the sky-high cost for tickets that are actually available. Seriously, her nosebleed seats are actually going for $200 on some dates.
BEYONCE TICKETS $1300 ? SHE BETTER JUMP IN THE CROWD AN SUCK MY DICK
— PEGEE (@VH1PNUT) February 6, 2013
Any chick buying them expensive Beyonce tickets better have a car and they own crib
—MID(@Middy215) February 23, 2013
No Beyonce tickets. Now I know how that little cunt Charlie Bucket felt.
— Frankie McGinty (@FrankieMcGinty) February 23, 2013
Why are people complaining about Beyoncé tickets? I don’t hear anybody complaining about Madonna’s old ass and her expensive tickets
— Naa Ahine (@CookiiCrumbs) February 21, 2013
These females would let 5 random guys run a train for some Beyonce tickets right now if they had reassurance no one would find out
— Laharl (@SmexyMillz) February 23, 2013
Why is everyone going crazy about beyonce tickets.. I can see her perfectly on a tv
— JennChainz (@JENN_NASTii) March 6, 2013
I don’t remember demand for Beyoncé tickets EVER being this insane.
— Jay-Sun. (@jsmith189) February 27, 2013