It’s official. The world’s most boring celebrity couple is now legally hitched. Justin Timberlake wed his longtime boo, Jessica Biel, in a lavish, private ceremony over in Italy.

There was apparently a video featuring homeless people that is said to be in poor taste, but Justin’s Tom Ford-designed tux sure wasn’t.

People magazine got the exclusive and they splashed the joyful couple on the cover of its next issue.

Word on the street is that Tom Cruise is demanding Justin pay homage for stealing his couch jumping moves though. Oh, and People’s slick move in throwing Justin’s ex Britney Spears on the cover was certified shade.

Will people just let those two go once and for all?

The pink wedding dress Jessica Biel decided to wear for her wedding day is a little weird though.

Is that her way of channeling her inner Barbie or is she just a big Nicki Minaj fan? Couldn’t she just wear a cream dress like all the other hookers who feel too ashamed to don the virginal white gown?

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