When you’ve spent so many years losing, do you still recognize fail when it hits your senses? In “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star Rasheeda‘s case, the answer must be no, because after recording this snoozefest that the ’90s left behind about a man “sending her legs to the moon,” she actually decided to record a video to accompany it.

Problem number 1 is the fact that Rasheeda’s not really sexy.

She might pass for cute, in a very Pound Puppy kind of way on certain days in the right light when the full moon is out and the Earth’s axis tilts a little the left. But she’s definitely no Kim Kardashian.

Kandi of Xscape and Real Housewives of Atlanta fame got roped into this tragedy too.

Since Rasheeda’s been in Atlanta for damn near half a century, she knows pretty much any and everyone affiliated with the music industry in the city.

Kandi won’t say no either, because let’s face it, as long as the person’s cutting a check, she’ll collaborate with anybody. We figured that out when she dressed up Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party.”

You already know D-Lo records is on a dollar-store budget, so see if you can spot how many corners were cut in Rasheeda’s video for “Legs to the Moon.”

Rasheeda couldn’t afford a male model as her love interest?

She’s just gonna slick her husband Kirk down in baby oil as if he’s a tantalizing beefcake for her female fans?

Who told her the black Mr. Clean was a panty dropper?

Rasheeda would’ve been better off licking up and down on Momma Dee at this rate.

Aunt Deb is so right. D-Lo is the common denominator of fail in Rasheeda’s stale career. This joint is gonna go triple dust on iTunes (Take note of the single cover that looks like she did a photoshoot with her BlackBerry)

SIDENOTE: Kandi, you a little too thick for that bathing suit. Wear stuff that flatters your shape. That joint had your legs looking thick and stumpy like sausage links.

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