Whew …. that was a close one!

Sarah Palin has finally decided to not run for President of the United States. (What took so long?)

The former Alaskan governor made the announcement to conservative radio talk show host Mark Levin.

“After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. In the coming weeks, I will help coordinate the strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.”

Or in other words … “I finally accepted America is more interested in me getting banged by professional basketball players than politics.” 🙂

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