By now we’re sure you’ve heard of the controversy with Rihanna getting kicked out of an Irish farmer’s wheat field after she went topless on the set of her new music video. But what you haven’t heard is how hilarious the prudish farmer — a devout Christian — sounded while he was trying to explain to the BBC exactly why he asked the Pop star to leave his property.

Watch and listen as Alderman Alan Graham struggles to explain himself above!

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