Charlie Sheen is a single man……
The actor’s last standing goddess Natalie Kenly broke things off with him last week. But luckily, Charlie went in “repo man” mode … and got that Mercedes he bought for her back before she could get too far away.
Read more below:
Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned … because we’re told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.
According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen!”
We’re told Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries — Mexico, Australia, and Colombia — the very night Kenly walked out.
We’re surprised it took this long….