Although reports recently surfaced suggesting that Hollywood train wreck Charlie Sheen might possibly be returning to his now defunct show “Two & A Half Men,” sources connected with the hit series tell TMZ that the Sheenster will NEVER be invited back! Ever.

Previous reports suggested that CBS’ head warlock, Les Moonves, had been hard at work putting pressure on Warner Bros. to take Charlie back, but the source contradicts the rumors saying that they are “absolutely false.”  Moonves has not even weighed in.

Sheen, who has been experiencing quite the whirlwind since being booted from the money-making show, has been almost pleading for his job back, even making the pitch during his (pretty dismal) “Torpedo Of Truth” tour.  And behind the scenes Charlie’s people have been making calls, but Warner Bros. isn’t having it. At all.

As for the future of “Two and a Half Men,” no decisions have been made on what to do with the show. However, Warner Bros. has until May 18th when CBS announces its fall lineup.

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