Look’s like Charlie Sheen may still be winning after all.
After a disastrous tour opener in Detroit this past weekend, Sheen took his “Torpedo Of Truth” tour to Cleveland where the former “Two & A Half Men” star completely rocked! Reports say Charlie even received a standing ovation once it was all said and done.
Check out TMZ’s detailed play by play of the night’s event below:
5:17 PM PDT: Charlie walks on to the stage sporting a Cleveland Indians jersey. The crowd goes wild.
5:26 PM: A heckler just asked Sheen, “Where’s your coke?” He replied, “In your pocket!”
5:35 PM: Charlie is showing off a t-shirt that reads, “SHEENIUS.”
5:45 PM: After several people asked Charlie about Emilio Estevez … he responded, “Don’t you guys want to hear about me?”
5:47 PM: One audience member tells us, “The show is one huge vehicle to sell merchandise, he is hocking everything he can on stage.”
5:50 PM: Another audience chant — this time directed towards Charlie’s ex Denise Richards … with people yelling, “F**K THAT B*TCH”
6:07 PM: Charlie says he’s not an actual warlock — but explained, “I have been able to spin magic the past couple of weeks … you guys all bought tickets without knowing a damn thing about this show.”
6:29 PM: Charlie is ready for hecklers — someone screamed at him and he shouted back, “Leave, I already got your money!”
6:35 PM: Charlie talks about having a “terrible stuttering problem” when he was 8. He says, “Stuttering taught me how to listen, which we all have forgotten about.”
6:40 PM: The goddesses just walked out on stage. We’re told Charlie just pointed to audience members who are smoking weed and said, “That’s winning!”
6:48 PM: Charlie asks, “How many ‘Two and a Half Men’ fans are here, and who wants to see me back on it?” Do I want to be back on it? Well f**k yeah I do! I made them 5 billion!”
6:50 PM: Charlie says, “I’ve had a ball in Cleveland. I should move here … is anyone hiring?” Unemployment jokes kill in Cleveland.
6:55 PM: Crowd goes nuts when Charlie puts on an Indians hat, and then gives his dad props … asking, “How many ‘Apocalypse Now’ fans are here? Martin Sheen, ever hear of him … he’s the coolest guy on the planet.”
7:00 PM: Big finish — Charlie says, “F**k Milwaukee! We are filming Major League 3 here! Cleveland do u feel like you are winning?” He closes with, “I love you all goodnight!” … and walks off to a standing ovation.”
Winning! Still. Maybe he really is a Warlock!