It seems like we’ve heard this story a million times….

A Florida man was impaled by a fence after he decided to jump on top of and hang onto the front-end of his girlfriend’s car. His excuse was he didn’t want her to leave. (GTFOH!)

Read the full story below:

A Sarasota man has been flown to the hospital after he was impaled by a fence. Detectives say 26-year-old Gary Lindsey was hanging off the front of a woman’s car in the 1100 block of Myrtle Street trying to keep her from driving off. That’s when police say the car crashed into a fence and Lindsey was impaled.

Lindsey was transported by air to Bayfront Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries. No word yet on whether any charges will be filed. Police say Lindsey has a history of domestic violence.


Guys…never let a woman make you go this crazy!

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